THE SOURCERERS HAVE SPOKEN

Lizzy reveals the outcome of what may have been your final act of Sourcery! Is this the SEASON FINALE or FINAL SHOW?? Listen, and then, for the first time in LCIYH history....don't vote.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You've reached the apex, the pinnacle the season finale, The Grand Hand. It’s been in your hands all along, and that’s where it shall remain!! Listen, then go to Lizzy’s Instagram stories and cast what could be your final vote!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's magic in the air, in the earth, and possibly onstage at Funny Nutz. But which kind of magic will you choose? Lizzy consults magician Elizabeth Messick and mushroom aficianado Nico, and then truly alters your consciousness with her fantastic guests. Listen, then head to her Ig stories and vote!!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lizzy's guests have traveled from 5,437 miles away to quench you with stunning insights. But which path will you choose--the one that fills a mere five days, or the one that spans two whole years? Should Lizzy set down the v-strings and get cracking on that essay, or head out into the desert and zone out to Roy Orbison? Plus, Lizzy consults extraordinary experts, like creative director Anthony Agriam, and award-winning writer Shawna Kenney.  It's time to listen, and decide. Head to her Ingstagram stories and vote now, because this podcast doesn't have rolling admission.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lizzy's hydroplaning through the sales lot of life and she needs you to take the wheel--as well as a painting, in exchange for a mansion. She consults expert swap hound Nick Flanagan and an actual car salesman named Adrian. Then she has the incredible fortune of consulting her mind-blowingly funny guests who impart you with endless wisdom. Listen, then go to her Instagram stories and cast your vote in this huge election! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The holidays have long since dwindled along with those VS seasonal hours, and Lizzy stands before you in an apartment with a Command Strip-scarred wall. But which will truly save the day--bartering with a handyperson, or one last Hail Mary to reassert her Bombshell status? Lizzy consults Grayson--a handyperson--and a former retail manager named Rachel. And then, of course, she seeks advice from her amazingly talented guests! Listen then go to her Ig stories and exercise your right to vote. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How should Lizzy start out the year--with a potentially abrasive new look or by celebrating the creative freedom / turkey grease of the Renaissance? She consults real life Ren Faire actor Kramer Kwalick and hair colorist Megan Klammer, then of course seeks advice from her wildly talented guests. Listen, then go to Lizzy's Ig and cast your vote, which truly matters, but let's face it--either way, there will be a bustier. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mall Bitch? Voice Witch?? Find out which in 2023! And happy holidays to all the Sourcerers, Bombshells, and lest we forget…Teases.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It will take more than a mall directory map to point Lizzy in the right direction. That's why she consults consummate experts, like former mall Guest Services employee Angelie and established voiceover actor Andy Field. Then she consults her magnificent guests who ooze with gobsmacking insights. Listen, then go to Lizzy's Ig and vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lizzy's standing mid-rat shop knee deep in thongs and is desperately seeking your guidance! She consults a former employee of a lingerie empire (Ronnie Gallegos) and an actual, flesh and blood landlord (Chris Starleaf). She then seeks wisdom from her mind-blowingly hilarious guests, who drop potent Bombshells™ of truth. So strap on your corset, wake up your snake, and head to Lizzy's Instagram to vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices