Spontaneous Bangs Are Never the Right Move

Episode 251. We’re de-influencing this week, and yes, we realize that’s a little rich coming from two women with a stockpile of beauty products (Jayme) and multiple advent calendars (Beth)Consider this permission to use what you already own, block the accounts that annoy you, and admit that sometimes the thing everyone loves just isn’t for you.On this episode >> carrot cake betrayal >> one-ply haters >> LaCroix 4 Life__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 250. A haircut you regret, a sweet potato worth complaining about, and the unsettling realization that people can tell you’re middle-aged.This week, we’re catching up on all the things.On this episode >> I know I look young >> chalking failure >> tattle tales unite__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 249. We loved the book. We recommended the book. Please don’t ask us what happened in the book.This week, we’re testing our memories with the Freida McFadden thrillers we’ve read, and the results are concerning. We remember a turtle, some questionable living arrangements, and being very surprised. The actual plots? Less clear.Naturally, this turns into a conversation about creepy ’90s movies, a roommate story that ruined breakfast, and discovering that your audiobook has gotten very spicy while you’re shopping at Target.Spoiler warning: We discuss possible plot twists and endings, especially for The Housemaid and The Tenant. Our memories are unreliable, but spoilers are still possible.On this episode >> no feeding after midnight >> millennial memory problems >> roommate woesMentions:By Freida McFadden:The CoworkerThe Housemaid seriesThe TenantDo Not DisturbDear DebbieThe BoyfriendThe IntruderThe CrashOther Books:The MaidThe Last Mrs. ParrishThe Next Mrs. ParrishThe Perfect MarriageThe Perfect DivorceNone of This Is TrueThe Wife UpstairsOne of Us Is DeadThe Idea of YouFilthy Rich FaeShopaholic seriesHeated RivalryFourth WingAn Elderly Lady Is Up to No GoodNever Whistle at Night: An Indigenous Dark Fiction AnthologyDoomsdateMovies:GremlinsGremlins 2The HousemaidMamma Mia!Single White FemaleSerial MomHairsprayCry-BabyThe Idea of YouWicker__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 248. This week, Beth and Jayme are admitting what they're secretly judging, from uncomfortable fashion choices and sidewalk etiquette to messy cars, expired license plates, and group text offenders.On this episode >> cozy for toesies >> fridge scraping >> car crumbs__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 247. This week Beth and Jayme are embracing everything fall and savoring every moment of soup season!On this episode >> sweater weather >> house burping >> get your puzzle onMentions:Stone Soup Cafe - Richland, WABiscuit - Richland, WABrunch Bliss & Bubbles - Kennewick, WA__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 246. Catch up with the Jayme and Beth!On this episode >> irrigation woes >> salsa the night away >> house joy__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 245. Beth and Jayme are back sharing everything that they have been loving!On this episode >> laundry drama >> everything Costco >> a little surpriseMentions:TonyMoly Plump-kin Retinol Firming Hydrogel Eye PatchesSephora Collection Advent CalendarFabFitFun 2026 Advent CalendarOlay Every Night RetinolPendleton BlanketsCanon Ivy PrinterThe Calamity Club by Kathryn StockettDoomsdate by Laura Piper Lee__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 244. This week Jayme and Beth dive into a symptom of perimenopause that they were not expecting...the stage of mothering their mothers!On this episode >> get off the ladder >> where's your phone >> please don't run__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 243. This week Jayme and Beth and sharing in the simple joy of missing out.On this episode >> kinky cruises >> Disney Adults >> sport girlies__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

Episode 242On this episode >> plant daddy >> books galore >> grocery store crash out__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.