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First Time Human Achievements ShowThe group discussed the format of their upcoming show, which will focus on the "first time" humanity did various things, including discoveries, inventions, and historical events. They also briefly talked about Greg's recent food poisoning incident and Brendan's absence due to a bet. The show's introduction video was played, and the group prepared to start recording the episode with their guest, Bob Bringhurst.Caveman Fiction and Human EvolutionThe group discussed various topics, including cavemanfiction, the evolution of human behavior, and personal anecdotes. Greg shared his interest in caveman fiction and asked questions about early human emotionsand behaviors. The group debated topics like the first time humans experienced love, jealousy, and oral sex, as well as the origins of language and humor.Brendan shared his experience creating an AI-generated video ad for their show. The conversation then shifted to reflections on aging, with each participant sharing a moment when they realized they were getting older.Commercial Ideas and Content ChallengesThe group discussed various topics, including Greg'ssatirical commercial for a Japanese pink salt diet hack, which turned into a rant about consumer scams. They also talked about Bob's potential commercialfor string, which he decided to prepare for the next meeting. The conversation touched on personal experiences with ADHD and autism, as well as Brendan'shumorous comment about watching a video about string. Matt mentioned issues with their podcast being removed from certain platforms due to content relatedto genocides.Government Origins and String EvolutionThe group discussed the origins of government, with Greg and Brendan agreeing that it began with a coalition of people banding together to overthrow a dominant leader, evolving from primitive leadership to organizedsocieties. They also explored the history of string and rope, with Bob explaining that the first string was made from horsehair and later evolved into various materials including plant-based fibers and modern smart strings capable of data transmission. The conversation concluded with a lighthearted exchange about Brendan's newfound interest in El Caminos and the concept of "bigstring" companies involved in surveillance technology.Dog Evolution and String HumorThe group discussed the evolution of dogs from wolves, with Greg suggesting that early humans initially used wolves for utilitarian purposes before developing emotional bonds with them. They debated thecognitive abilities of early humans and what separates humans from animals, with Greg emphasizing human sentience and imagination. The conversation thenshifted to a fictional ad for "string," where Bob (Mr) described various uses for 3-inch lengths of string, including pest control and medical applications. The group humorously explored the idea of flavored or spicedstrings, with Brendan suggesting pumpkin spice and winter spice variations.Art, Ants, and Anteater MythsThe group discussed various topics, including Brendan'sdeparture to get more ice for his soda and Greg's need for more bourbon. They examined a painting of Bob's mother, who was once a model for a Norman Rockwellcover. The conversation then shifted to a discussion about the origins of drawing and art, with Matt and Greg speculating about early forms of communication and representation. Brendan claimed that anteaters have a form of language where they draw pictures of ant hills, though Matt debunked this as a myth. The group also humorously discussed the dancing abilities of bees andants, with Matt claiming that ants can be quite limber in their movements.

Our AI Generated Synopsis, might be accurate, might not be. It will certainly leave out a lot of information.Papal Legends and Personal AnecdotesIn the meeting, the team discussed the topic of the Pope and the Vatican, with a focus on the mobile strategy game "Papal Legends." They also shared personal anecdotes about their namesakes, including Pope Gregory the Great and Saint Brendan. The conversation was light-hearted and humorous, with the team engaging in banter and jokes.Pope Joan and Pizza SegmentIn the meeting, Greg shared a story about Pope Joan, a female Pope who served for a few months and was later discovered to be pregnant with the dead Pope's baby. The story was widely believed for centuries but most modern scholars consider it fictional. The group also discussed the history of the papacy, including the fact that priests could marry for the first few hundred years. They then moved on to a pizza-themed sponsor segment, where Greg showcased his creative skills. The conversation ended with a discussion about the quality of Greg's audio and the group's usual free association style of humor.Catholic Church History and PopesThe team discussed the history of the Catholic Church, focusing on the concept of due process and the actions of past popes. They referenced the story of Pope Stephen VI, who exhumed Pope Formosus and put him on trial, and discussed the idea of popes being corrupt due to their power. The team also discussed the movie "The Conclave" and its fictional portrayal of the Catholic Church. They touched on the topic of pedophilia within the Church and the tradition of the "legend of Pope Jones." The conversation ended with a discussion about the symbolism of upside-down crosses in the Catholic Church and the misconception surrounding them.Catholic Church and Pedophilia DiscussionIn the meeting, Matt and Greg discussed the prevalence of pedophilia within the Catholic Church. They debated whether the church's celibacy requirement might attract pedophiles and whether the church's hierarchical structure might contribute to the problem. Brendan suggested that the church's reputation for pedophilia might be due to its organized structure and the ease with which it can be targeted by the media. The group also discussed the possibility of pedophilia occurring in other religious organizations, but noted that the Catholic Church seems to be disproportionately affected. Pope Joan and Non-Catholic PopesThe team discussed the possibility of a non-Catholic becoming Pope, with Law noting that the only requirement is that they let you become Pope. They also discussed the history of Pope Joan, a female Pope, and the movie about her. Brendan shared his research on Pope Celestine the 5th, who was not a cardinal but became Pope. They also discussed the idea of a video game or card game based on the history of Popes. The conversation ended with a discussion about the potential for a Filipino Pope and the possibility of changing the communion to Lumpia.Trump as Pope Sitcom and Custom SongsThe team discussed the potential of a sitcom featuring Trump as Pope. They also explored the use of a software tool for creating custom songs, with Law considering its application for creating personalized karaoke introductions for regular singers. The team also discussed the software's ability to generate custom lyrics and its potential for creating humorous songs.

Quick recapThe team discussed the concept of creating a radio ad aboutDavid Lynch's movies, with a focus on his recent passing, and planned theirnext podcast episode, potentially focusing on a recently deceased figure. Theyalso discussed various movies and actors, including David Lynch, Nicolas Cage,and Tatum O'Neal, and debated the topic of public domain and copyright laws.Lastly, they reminisced about past conversations and shared their reactions tothe deaths of various celebrities, and discussed scheduling their next episode.SummaryCreating Radio Ad for David LynchMatt and Greg discussed the concept of creating a radio adabout David Lynch's movies, with Greg suggesting they could use the recentpassing of David Lynch as a topical theme. Matt mentioned he had an audio fileready but hadn't produced it yet. Greg reminisced about a past movie ad hemade, which involved pouring ketchup packets as a special effect. Theconversation ended with Matt expressing his need for a microphone to drown outhis bad vocals during karaoke. Karaoke, DIY, and Mental AcuityThe group discusses Matt's tardiness to a recent karaokeevent, which he attributes to being distracted by a DIY project and jugglingmultiple work schedules. Greg shares that he missed the event due to injuriesfrom a fall earlier in the week. The conversation then shifts to mental acuity,with Brendan suggesting mind games to keep sharp. Finally, they plan their nextpodcast episode, deciding to focus on a recently deceased figure andpotentially discuss Frank Herbert and Dune, agreeing to record on a quarterlyor possibly more frequent basis. Remembering David Lynch and Podcast ChallengesGreg, Matt, and Brendan discussed the late David Lynch, arenowned director known for his surreal and bizarre films. They reminiscedabout Lynch's unique position in film history, his ability to make art filmsthat were both bizarre and commercially successful, and his personal charm.They also discussed the impact of Lynch's work on television, particularly theshow Twin Peaks, which was a phenomenon in the late 1980s and early 1990s. Theconversation also touched on the challenges of recording a podcast, with Mattexperiencing technical difficulties with his microphone. The team ended theconversation with a discussion about a potential sponsor for their podcast. David Lynch and Nicolas Cage DiscussionThe team discussed various movies and actors, focusingprimarily on David Lynch and Nicolas Cage. They discussed Lynch's filmography,including "Eraserhead," "Elephant Man," "Dune,""Blue Velvet," "Twin Peaks," "Fire Walk with Me,""Wild at Heart," "Lost Highway," "The StraightStory," "Mulholland Drive," and "Inland Empire." Theyalso discussed Nicolas Cage's career, mentioning his early roles in "FastTimes at Richmond High," "Valley Girl," "RaisingArizona," "Vampires Kiss," "Leaving Las Vegas,""Matchstick Men," "Snake Eyes," and "Face/Off."The team also touched on Cage's personal life, including his five marriages andplastic surgery. The conversation was lively and filled with humor, with theteam sharing their opinions and experiences with the movies and actorsdiscussed.Discussing David Lynch's Comic StripIn the meeting, Matt, Greg, and Brendan discussed the comicstrip "Angriest Dog in the World" by David Lynch. Matt and Brendanenjoyed the strip, while Greg found it uninteresting and avant-garde. They alsodiscussed David Lynch's other works, such as "Mulholland Drive" and"Twin Peaks." The conversation ended with Brendan quoting CharlesBukowski, emphasizing the importance of creativity and immortality in art.

Matt, Brendan, and Heron discuss the upcoming presidential election between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump in a satirical manner. They joke about controversial campaign ads promising violence, celebrity endorsements, and the candidates' physical appearances. The conversation also touches on crime rates in different parts of the country and makes crude references to bodily functions. Overall, the segment pokes fun at the intense polarization and sensationalism surrounding the election. They discussed the upcoming US election, focusing on the sexual undertones and controversies surrounding the candidates. They humorously speculated about potential shapeshifting abilities of Kamala Harris and the involvement of Donald Trump in a "piss tape" scandal. They also discussed the unreliability of polls, particularly in Iowa, and the potential for a coup within the Democratic party. The conversation was light-hearted and filled with jokes, but also touched on serious issues like the election's outcome and the candidates' controversies. They joke about topics like the "lizard people" theory, cosmic turtles being the origin of all life, connections between turtles, pizza, and political figures like Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. The conversation is lighthearted and absurd, making satirical links between disparate ideas in an amusing way.     Waspy Soda Pop's Mysterious Disappearance is narrated. It is an elaborate fictional story about the disappearance of a culinary figure named Waspy Soda Pop while pursuing a rare ingredient for a special mayonnaise recipe. The story involves Waspy collecting bizarre ingredients from around the world, potentially being mistaken for a demon by a cannibalistic tribe in New Guinea, and going missing. Heron and Brendan engage with the story, speculating about its connections to conspiracy theories and secret societies. The conversation also touches on Matt's frustration with his speech difficulties. They continue and jokingly suggest that the "cow vote" is crucial, especially in certain regions they dub "cow country." Brendan draws a map on a whiteboard, eliminating areas like the West Coast and the South as irrelevant to the "cow vote." They ponder which candidates appeal to cow voters with Matt suggesting alfalfa farmers could sway them. Heron notes Trump's stint at McDonald's could alienate cows, while Brendan sees Kamala Harris' Indian heritage making her cow-friendly. The conversation is lighthearted and absurd, using cows as a humorous metaphor to analyze the election dynamics.   In the meeting, Matt and Brendan discussed the idea of creating a podcast commentary track of old episodes, which they agreed needed more work. They also discussed the concept of a "big turtle" holding up the world, which was humorously linked to the issue of sea turtles. The conversation then shifted to a legal question about a candidate claiming election by a secret society of cats, which Heron humorously responded to, leading to a discussion about the slippery slope of species elections.   Heron predicts Harris will win with 55-60% of the electoral vote and a slightly narrower popular vote margin. Brendan thinks Trump will win, not because he supports him, but because he sees Trump's unconventional approach as an advantage in marketing. Matt believes Harris will win in a landslide unless Republicans cheat, which he thinks is their only path to victory. The conversation then takes an odd turn to discussing the alleged killing of a squirrel named Peanut by authorities, which Brendan sees as symbolic of government overreach. They then discuss the possibility of doing another podcast episode in the future. Matt shares several satirical political ads he created, poking fun at the candidates and third parties. They joke about voting and the election results. Brendan talks about his experience creating video ads and using AI voices. Overall, it's a casual conversation reflecting on the podcast and creative process.

They're coming back! Oh my. Tune in at 6 PM PST, Monday, Nov. 4 for the return of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker and a special episode with their newest client - Premature Ejaculection!

They're coming back! Oh my. Tune in at 6 PM PST, Monday, Nov. 4 for the return of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker and a special episode with their newest client - Premature Ejaculection!

They're coming back! Oh my. Tune in at 6 PM PST, Monday, Nov. 4 for the return of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker and a special episode with their newest client - Premature Ejaculection!

The Law Offices Of  Quibble, Squabble & Bicker closes its doors.  Feel free to reach out to [email protected] if you want to know stuff.   Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker

Venturing once again into environmental law, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker haul in their newest international client, Recycling Deposed! While attempting to depose the client, they also discuss Facebook postings, quandary, genius whiskey, Samuel Coleridge, they always leave, abasinthe, deliver happiness, mis-mammal, secret Burgerville recycling lore, drunken ranting, conveyor belts, chucking stuff, shirako, Canadians are great, Mandy Patinkin, North Korea, Nooo!, Gandalf, Bennigans, Aspergerville, pinkie promise, De La Soul, Houses of the Holy, putting pudding, Ambien and tequila and intro envy. Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker transition into November by addressing a client each fake lawyer has problems with, Your Daddy Has Daddy Issues. During the deposition, they elaborate on Alabamya, more work, Barry White, healthy as a clam, heroin everyday, Pioneer Chicken Stand, Warren Zevon, transy, Tremors, narcissist weirdo, rascals, schmendrick,  transcendental nature of time, Brave New World, Charles Dickens, the Barbarossas, spawned a child, Genghis Khan, go frites go, big butt ants, Buckaroo Banzai, Oingo Boingo, Galactus, sphincter power, Kolchak The Night Stalker, special Jaeger tap and Lil' Flator. Buy our merch here:  https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/quiblle.bicker.3; Tumblr- quibblesquabblebicker; Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/QuibbleSquabble or watch us on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LawOfficesofQuibbleSquabbleBicker