SECRETS

We live in the information age, but some information is deemed more sensitive than other information. When the concealment of information from certain groups is deliberate, then we might term it a secret. Discretion has never been one of Mike and Aaron's obvious virtues, so you'll have to tune in to hear how tactfully they handle this thorny subject, including some intriguing and tasteless thought experiments.

Where our two gobby gumdrops chew the cud over those who choose to spend their career inflicting well meaning pain on your skull pegs. You pay money to be mildly tortured and drilled in your moist orifice, without even an orgasm to speak of at the conclusion! Damn you dentists, and the heavily processed sugary treats that sustain your industry!

The man from the crypt and the man with the out of control id collide in this thrilling installment of the world's favourite braindead podcast to talk about beasts that may never have been, despite the utter faith of a small band of biological heretics and their enraptured cohort. Behold: the Large pantheon of bestiary icons!

Following our Predator watchalong, David Collins joins the sexual tyrannosaurs for a Late Night Lounge discussion on the finest Arnie movie of all time.

A new feature where your favourite miscreants watch an old favourite, wax lyrical and otherwise talk bollocks. This episode's target is the ultimate action-thriller-science-fiction-horror classic Predator, and Mike and Aaron welcome fellow Predator superfan David Collins to the chopper for the ultimate rumble in the jungle!

The one where Mike and Aaron debate Fukuyama's End of History...in a manner of speaking.

The dreaded transit between home and work is up for debate this week. You can expect some unexpectedly erratic banter incorporating Inspector Gadget, the top, bottom and middle of trains and liberal deployment of C bombs. We also feature a mostly pointless argument on the merits of proximity-based employment incentives dragged out longer than the alleyway brawl in They Live. Enjoy!

Where our two heroes discuss the similarities in the "inevitable apocalypse" themes between the Jurassic Park and Terminator franchises...amongst other tidbits.

Whether they're after fish, honey, picnic baskets or cocaine, bears are bad news. Not that you'd know it from the characterisation of them in popular culture. Mike and Aaron take a nuanced look at these hibernating hucksters and find some common ground along the way. Swatting your enemies aside like flies most certainly appealed.

"I'll take three times more security for six times less liberty" and other sordid tales feature in tonight's drawing room patter between our resident P.I.M.Ps.