Booking Weird Pattern Pirates - Episode 79

Hello, all you Cool Kickers....oh, wait....let me try that again.... Hello all you Coffee Instanters! No, that's no good. We'll work on that. But in the meantime... Hello all you Instant Coffee superfans, it's finally here! After we released Episode 0 (A Farewell to Kick the Cool), we felt it best to take a three month hiatus with no explanation to anyone. We've been going through a lot of changes, and it finally feels like things are settling down enough for us to get more consistent with these episodes, but right now we're really not sure how frequent we'll be posting episodes, so hopefully you'll just enjoy them when they do come along. And who knows, we may post regularly from here on out. That's certainly our hope! But this is Episode 1 of the new podcast and we hope you enjoy it!

This is the first trailer for our new podcast Instant Coffee. We used to be Kick the Cool but our sister got too cool and had to be kicked. Now we have a new vow - to get you pumped up. Whether first thing in the morning or for an afternoon pick-me-up, hosts Tone and Wop will give you the brotherly boost of energy and comedy you need.

Look out, Kickers, this Episode 85 is dangerous! From Blackbeard the Pirate to cruel and angry underwear, assaulting all the nether regions! But we stand strong in the face of adversity, determined to help as many people as possible. And for that we say, "You're welcome, Earth." Please buy us a coffee to support the show. People think it's free to podcast, but once you get into it you realize there are plenty of costs, if you want your show to sound any good at all. We feel like we work hard on the show and would truly appreciate your support! By the way, the episodes have been a little sporadic lately and we're so sorry about that. We're all in a pretty busy time but we're not ending the show or anything, so don't fret. Remember, our motto is, "They can't make us stop!"  Reviews include: The Come-Along Saga, Lamps, Blackbeard the Pirate (Edward Teach), To Weird or Not To Weird Thank you SO MUCH for listening! 

Hello and welcome to Kick the Cool Podcast, where we give you the reviews you did not know you needed. We've been on an extended break because sometimes life just throws you some curveballs. Anyway, it's good to be back! Reviews include: Water parks, Parades, Online Reviews, Bingeing See you next week! Love you, byyyye!

Hey guys and gals, thanks for listening to our show. Episode 83 here, and it gets a little wild and words and phrases are invented!   Reviews - Top Gun, Movie Soundtraks, To Weird or Not To Weird, Getting Wet (When You Don't Want To)

Welcome to Episode 82, Cool Kickers! This one is a little introspective, where we use the 5 star review to talk about actual sponsorships and finish the show by reviewing EACH OTHER! Woah! Please tell a business owner about us so they can advertise with us! That's right, we're getting rid of the jokey joke ads and doing real ones! And they're so cheap! Reviews include: When Did KTC Lose Their Minds?, Hand Shakes, Post-It Notes, Ourselves Thanks SO MUCH for listening! See you next Monday! Love you, byyyye!!

Episode 81, Cool Kickers! In this one we cover all things senior year of high school and, as always, we help so many people! Reviews include: Graduation Year, Prom, Senior Pictures, Graduation Thank you for listening! See you next week! Love you byyyye!

Hello friends and welcome to Episode 80 of Kick the Cool Podcast, your favorite family-friendly podcast that solves all your problems, each and every time you listen. In this episode, She She makes it clear just how strong apes are, Tone figures out the opposite of the color red, and Wopsle tapes a duck. If you like what we do, please support us by going to our website www.kick.cool and buying us a coffee or two. That will give us the money we need to pay for the production of the show. A lot of people think podcasting is free, but oh boy it ain't. Thank you in advance! Reviews include: Greasy Spoons, Duck Tape, Opposites, Next Door From our family to yours, thank you for being part of our show. See you next week! Love you, byyyye!!

Welcome to the beautiful landscape that is Episode 79. She She sings Disturbed, Wopsle makes up a new nickname, Tone gets bilingual, and we all get as zany as possible. We also mention Weird Al Yankovic a bit, just to remind you just how cool we really are. Thank you to our listener, Michelle, who bought us five coffees and got a free Kick the Cool mug! Seriously, you guys need to pick up one of these mugs. They're so choice. Reviews include: Booking It, Male Pattern Baldness, Pirates, To Weird or Not To Weird Thank you so much for listening! See you next week! Love you, byyyyye!

It's episode 78, Cool Kickers, and it's all about pranks this time of year, since we just celebrated April Fool's Day. Wopsle performs some magic with his garage door clicker, Tone goes viral with a particularly good Facebook comment, and She She shows her fear of amusement park rides. For some reason we kept trying to stick it to the neighbors in this one. Please go SUBSCRIBE to our YouTube channel! Reviews include: Deadpan Comedy, Garage Doors, House Remodeling, and Frontier City Thanks for listening! See you next week! Love you, byyyyye!!