Joy of X-Men: Reading like it's 1999!

A haunted tank? A brought to life mannequin? A girl who deep fried her own hair? THE BOUNCING BOY???

I'd regret a neck tattoo, too, you nitwit.

Excellent matchups here. I swear.

Hunt for Xavier, Inhumans, Magneto War and a come-to-life basketball hoop! This episode is sponsored by Integer, the mathematical construct that would be a man. And kinetically charged gum!

Amending, reconciling, call it what you will. I hope you said those last words in a Dusty voice.

Decisions had to be made. Some of them bite.

If everyone has superpowers, does anyone have superpowers?

Friend of the show and my wrestling soulmate Brandon Banks returns to the airwaves as we discuss the ABC List (Wrestlers with A, B and C) so far!

We go over the rules and then start to decide who will win from the Top 128. It's a good time.

Did I cover a whole year? Huh, it's easy when you don't care about most of the stories.