Session #27 - Swords Are Expensive!

Year 2000 isn't even that cool broChapters:0:00 Where did ‘Whip It’ Come From?3:50 How Does the Chinese Zodiac Work?10:07 Did Ancient Civilizations Have Technology?14:49 The Government is Keeping Things From Us17:18 Do You Believe in UFO’s?Does Elon?20:59 More Stars than Grains of Sand22:52 What Does a Giraffe Sound Like?24:47 This Manhole Cover Flew at 130,000 mph31:56 The Fastest Human Made Object36:55 Who Said That? A Quote Game40:30 Socrates vs. Confucius45:10 Yoda vs. Dr. Seuss48:23 Mark Zuckerberg vs. Robot Overlord51:16 Elon Musk vs. Comic Book Villain54:41 Kanye West vs. Shakespeare56:29 Donald Trump vs. Michael Scott1:02:18 Nicholas Cage vs. Shakespeare Characters1:11:18 Thanks for Existing!Clips: https://linktr.ee/johnmichaelandjustmichaelWays to Support:1) Buy some new clothes, treat yo self!2) Subscribe, like and leave a stellar rating and review3) Sign up for our Patreon to join our live streams and be a part of the fun!

Definitely more than $20...Chapters:0:00 Nothing Should Ever Go Wrong5:26 Swords are Expensive 9:37WYR: Helicopter with No Parachute or Drown?11:16 She Survived a 33,000 ft Plane Crash13:53 Bulletproof Coffee NOT Bulletproof Stomach15:10 2 Minutes of Free Falling19:39 The MW2 Campaign Ending is Tragic22:18 The Fake Report Card Fiasco26:10 No Club Penguin for Mike30:04 Hacking Nicktropolis Accounts31:55 Drama at Drama Class33:20 I Swear He Levitated36:18 Heart of a Lion vs. Childhood Hope51:09 Guess That Image!1:16:45 Thanks team :)Clips: https://linktr.ee/johnmichaelandjustmichaelWays to Support:1) Wear a fun pair of shoes2) Subscribe, like and leave a stellar rating and review3) Be a part of the fun on our weekly livestreams by joining Patreon!

Wyd?Chapters:0:16 Mike’s Mysterious Bing Search3:52 What Happens to a Blimp Hit by RPG?20:05 Lightning is 5x Hotter Than the Sun28:24 Who Wins: The Sun or the Human Will?43:19 Last 8 min 20 sec on Earth, WYD?54:49 Explore Space or Nah?58:00 Who Knows Who Better1:25:14 We Try Boston AccentsClips: https://linktr.ee/johnmichaelandjustmichaelWays to Support:1) Park Ya Car and Don’t Be a Narc2) Subscribe, like and leave a stellar rating and review3) Sign up for our Patreon to access each session a week early!

I think I'll try the...Chapters:0:00 Chili’s Back!0:28 Fighting For Your Fav Food4:05 Can You Eat Ostrich?12:29 Chunk #1: Mad Libs13:21 Banky’s Sticky Situation22:05 Instructions for the Babysitter31:24 Chunk #2: Mean Cuisine - Fast Food French Fries33:46 McDonald’s vs. Chick-fil-a36:55 Culvers vs. Wing Stop41:09 Five Guys vs. Wendy’s43:28 Portillo’s vs. Dairy Queen44:57 Quarterfinals54:49 The Winner Is…1:02:40 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians1:04:16 Chili’s Jeopardy1:33:00 Teamwork Makes the Dream Work Clips: https://linktr.ee/johnmichaelandjustmichaelWays to Support:1) Peruse through an old scrapbook2) Subscribe, like and leave a stellar rating and review3) Sign up for our Patreon to access each episode a week early!

Well, and personal assistants...Chapters:0:00 What Else Are Friends For?1:17 Movie Artifacts in Real Life6:46 Chunk #1: Down The Rabbit Hole6:56 A Calculator Is More Powerful Than the Apollo 1123:22 Before Toilet Paper People Used Corn Husks31:05 Chunk #2: Would You Rather? 31:15 Wet Socks or Bed of Nails?33:52 Fight a Chicken Daily or Orangutan Monthly?36:47 Play Basketball in Skinny Jeans or Watch a Bad Movie?37:39 Laugh Like a Car Alarm or Sneeze Like a Foghorn?38:15 Mosquito Constantly Around or Itch You Can’t Scratch?39:40 100 Million to Move to Siberia or Flip a Coin and Go Anyway?41:53 Never Use A/C Again or Use Public Bathroom w/o TP?43:49 Controlled By Giant Mantis Shrimp or Be a Pirate?45:22 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians46:19 Indiana Jones Trivia1:00:46 Naruto Trivia1:14:00 Phone a FriendClips: https://linktr.ee/johnmichaelandjustmichaelWays to Support:1) Call an old friend2) Subscribe, like and leave a stellar rating and review3) Sign up for our Patreon to access each session a week early!

He’s a hoot at family functions!Chapters:0:00 Other Words for Table?3:18 Turn Any Object Into a Living Sidekick10:32 Chunk #1: Record Breakers10:48 The Longest Time Swinging on a Swing18:54 The Fastest Time to Push a Peanut Up a Mountain28:53 Chunk #2: Movie Madness - 2010’s Comedy Edition30:05 Preliminary Round38:02 Elite Eight50:03 Final Four51:41 The Championship52:39 Chunk #3: TOLO - Family Feud!1:02:23 Thanks team :)Clips: https://linktr.ee/johnmichaelandjustmichaelWays to Support:1) Go for a drive2) Subscribe, like and leave a stellar rating and review3) Sign up for our Patreon to access each episode a week early!

Do our voices sound funny?Chapters:0:00 We found a helium balloon4:25 Chunk #1: The Cyberspace Chronicles4:41 The Pheasant’s Revenge 12:13 Making Pizzas Shouldn’t Be This Painful18:24 Chunk #2: Battle Royale18:34 Millenium Falcon vs. The Milano35:20 Jimmy Neutron vs. Dexter’s Laboratory49:11 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians49:26 If You Laugh, You Lose (Backhanded Compliment Edition)Clips: https://linktr.ee/johnmichaelandjustmichaelWays to Support:1) Read a chapter of your favorite book2) Subscribe, like and leave a stellar rating and review3) Sign up for our Patreon to access each session a week early!

Don’t let the adult world win!Chapters:0:00 Our Special Guest30:03 Please Stop Changing Your Voicemail3:32 Sniffing Dog Poop on the Show5:55 Chunk #1: That Really Happened6:05 Shoutout Wikipedia (Not Sponsored)7:17 Founding a “Micronation” on a 30 ft Raft20:01 Napoleon Almost Got Killed By Rabbits29:19 Chunk #2: Battle Royale29:30 Ultron vs. General Grievous32:58 The Five Categories45:43 Hypothetical Battle and Final Verdict49:05 Can an AR Rifle Do Damage to a Grizzly Bear?58:59 Four Velociraptors vs. Two Grizzly Bears1:01:33 The Five Categories1:13:11 Hypothetical Battle and Verdict1:16:23 Chunk #3: TOLO - Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?1:30:09 Thanks teamClips: https://linktr.ee/johnmichaelandjustmichaelWays to Support:1) Draw a picture of something that inspires you2) Subscribe, like and leave a stellar rating and review3) Sign up for our Patreon to access each session a week early!

That's just the tip of the icebergChapters:0:00 Collecting All the Lego Games2:03 Chunk #1: Follow The Law2:13 No Milking Other People’s Cows in Texas13:21 No Forcing Monkeys to Smoke Cigarettes in Indiana23:55 Chunk #2: Battle Royale24:22 Voldemort vs. Darth Sidious47:42 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs.The Furious Five1:06:47 Chunk #3: TOLO - Guess That Phrase!1:21:36 Thanks teamClips: https://linktr.ee/johnmichaelandjustmichaelWays to Support:1) Grab a coffee with a friend2) Subscribe, like and leave a stellar rating and review3) Sign up for our Patreon to access each episode a week early!

None of them feel safe tbhChapters:0:00 Most Dangerous Animal to Be Trapped With?2:46 Chunk #1: Nature is Wild3:03 Peregrine Falcons Can Dive at 240 mph17:03 Pigeons Can Do Math27:33 Chunk #2: Battle Royale27:43 Aquaman (DC) vs. Namor (Marvel)45:14 Frozone vs. Mr. Incredible1:00:26 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians1:01:25 Dark Knight Trilogy Trivia1:13:19 Classic Animated Disney Movie Trivia1:22:14 Ways to SupportClips: https://linktr.ee/johnmichaelandjustmichaelWays to Support:1) Watch an episode of your favorite sitcom2) Subscribe, like and leave a stellar rating and review3) Sign up for our Patreon to access each episode a week early!