Dracula (2025)

Hey, we all know Lee Cronin, right? Well, get this: LEE FUCKING CRONIN made a mummy movie. And boy howdy is a movie by Lee Cronin! The movie is Lee Cronin's The Mummy, BTWSend us Fan Mail

Ever read the book and see an adaptation of Carrie and wish it was hollowed out in favor of establishing a comic book narrative? Mike Flanagan has got you covered.Send us Fan Mail

Can you imagine a world where rich, powerful yet evil mean destroy reality to preserve their power? Oh you can. Nevertheless, watch this movie and listen to this episode!Send us Fan Mail

A furniture store owner is driven insane by his low, low prices. The boys discuss the liminal horror sensation Backrooms. Send us Fan Mail

Marxism AND outrageous fashion?! Boy, now you're speaking our language! The boys strut their stuff while discussing Boots Riley's I Love Boosters. Send us Fan Mail

Is Damian McCarthy's latest horror an underrated gem or a load of...um...oh shoot...what's the word? It's on the tip of my tongue. It's like "nonsense" but folksier. Bunk? Hogwash?  Forget it, just listen to the episode.Send us Fan Mail

Despite Masters of the Universe being a movie at odds with itself and full of stale Marvel quips, Alexx still liked it. John did not. Listen as they battle for the sword of correct opinions.Send us Fan Mail

You know the internet, right? What if I told you the internet would become...bad? That's what Gore Verbinski would have you believe in his whack-a-doo time-traveling satire, Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die. Is it artificially intelligent, clever satire or is just bone stupid in that way only humans can be?Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx channel their inner Francis Ford Coppola to discuss Luc Besson's Dracula.Send us Fan Mail

There is a problem with Earth's sun that will wipe out all life. Our only hope is to send Ryan Gosling into space to do some wacky bits.In this episode we explore the inherent difficulty in adapting works across mediums, genetic predestination, and a cool rock. Send us Fan Mail