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Ok...so we know you haven't deleted Tiktok (like you know you should)...In Season 2 Episode 4, join Jibran and HanJoo as they both simp for Sim...Yup, you heard that right, TikTok famous star, Alastair Sim (or @songki174 as you may know him) from the UK!Alastair's whooping 329k following on Tiktok is by no means an accident - He's witty, funny, and is a passionate spokesperson on important issues from internalised racism within the Asian community and the rising fetishisation of East Asian men on TikTok.Tune in to hear Alastair's Tiktok journey, views on Koreaboos, balancing Tiktok with his Law career and more!Bonus: Listen to the end for Alastair's exclusive beauty care routine, skin and hair secrets!

Jibran’s infamous last remaining brain cell miraculously goes through mitosis (whatever that is) and multiplies as he and HanJoo embark upon the Quantum Realm, Quantum Suicide, Dark Matter, String Theory, The Multiverse & The Weeping Angels. Your wonderful hosts are joined today by Emilia, an emerging bioengineer, physics enthusiast, and one smart cookie, as they discuss important topics such as, is it possible to live forever? And how do we rip a hole in time?? And most importantly- Jibran: HanJoo, please don’t say it. HanJoo: You must be the speed of light because time stops when I look at you. Jibran: Please stop. HanJoo: Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull. I’d fall for you even in absence of gravity. Jibran: That’s it, I’m calling the cops. TW: Yes, there will be toe-curling pick-up lines. This episode may also cause tripping out and brain lagging - please take breaks and drink water to process quantum anxiety and existential questioning. You’re welcome 😉

so…I don’t believe in astrology but…what time were you born? Okay, you asked and we answered - we know mercury has been in retrograde…but just what even is it? Are we soul mates, twin flames, or karmic partners? Should astrology compatibility be a red flag? Why do double Scorpios hate Libras? And what is a divine feminine and masculine?? In Season 2 Episode 2, Gwen answers Jibran and HanJoo’s burning Tiktok algorithm fueled Astrology/spirituality questions, starting with an unbiased (cough) ranking of the 12 signs, explaining the differences between rising/moon/sun signs, compatibility, mercury retrograde, to soul mate relationships and more! We all know what star sign Jibran is… but can astrology expert Gwen guess HanJoo’s correctly? Tune in to find out! TW: Geminis may potentially feel attacked in this episode.

What do the American psycho, the raincoat killer, British jokes and the tooth fairy all have in common?They will all cut years of your life.Welcome back to season 2!Join us for our first Halloween special episode, as Jibran and HanJoo share tips on how to spot a psychopath or sociopath, retell gory true-crime murder stories, and test their friendship with the ultimate question - Would you help me hide the body?DM us your comments at @jibjoo_genztalks for an anonymous message reading in the next episode!TW: Contains gory horror stories and ‘Dead to me’ show spoilersJingle: Daniel Park

What’s your pull-out game like? No, we’re talking about investing…“There are no stupid questions guys, fire away!”Jibran: “What if we print more money, but just not tell anyone we’re printing more money?”Join us for episode 6, featuring our beloved guest, Angelique (Ange) Trinh from Sydney, a financial enthusiast who offers some much needed investment wisdom to your two hosts, Jibran and HanJoo.Tune in for some light-hearted tips and tricks on growing long-term savings for listeners in their 20s, thoughts on passive and active investing, buying stocks, crypto, REITS, and reviewing the “it” apps right now.Are you ready to be the next wolf of wall street? Nup, us neither, but we can cry about it together.

“I loved her oatmeal reviews, had no idea she was stealing oatmeal from a lovable family of three rural bears.” (Twitter ref: @ChillStableGuy)Ever been cancelled or doxxed for something you said or did in the past?In episode 5, our second guest, Aisha from England joins us to discuss how far we can really go with ‘Cancel Culture’.Can artists get away with things ‘in the name of art’? Do some actions warrant more public shame and scrutiny than others? What are our thoughts on Kanye West’s new album, ‘Donda’, and the term ‘snowflake’? And can we really block Amazon from our lives, even if we wanted to?

We are so thrilled to present you with our first guests - HyungSeop & Eunji! Join your two favourite hosts, Jibran and HanJoo, as they ask the real, burning questions you’ve always wondered about: What do Koreans really think about serving in the Army? Learning English? What’s their University culture like? How do Koreans view Feminism, LGBTQI+ rights, BLM, Political Correctness & Cultural Appropriation? When do people break the notorious 3 words (‘I love you’) when dating in Korea? What are their views on the infamous Corporate ‘Grind culture’ and getting Plastic Surgery? Don’t miss out on our juicy talk, and our bilingual (tragic) attempt on tongue-twisters.

What’s the worst date that you’ve ever been on? Well, wait until you hear ours… In episode 3, Jibran and HanJoo share their unfiltered worst date stories, unpack their top red flags, dealbreakers, questionable reactions to hypothetical cheating scenarios, and recount painful getting ready for a date moments. Let us know if you’d take either one of us on a date at @jibranawan & @hanjoopark_

Well you came to the right place. pov: It's 2021. You go outside and see that the streets are empty. Hot girl summer has officially ended. What now? You receive a notifcation on your phone - it's a playing card - three of clubs. Can you play to live? You look to the left, you're in the Joseon period. Zombies are running after you. Nevertheless, a sexy beast comes to your rescue. Jibran and HanJoo provide YOU with some unique Netflix shows, ranging from Animes, K-dramas, J-dramas & trash-tv, all while Jibran digs a hole for himself with unpopular opinions. Let us know if you agree with our ratings at @jibranawan & @hanjoopark_

In this episode, get to know your two hosts, Jibran and HanJoo, as they recount their first impressions of each other at SNU, fashion and online dating in Korea, dodging death by buses and getting slapped by the elderly.