John, merritt and Niki celebrate the beginning of basketball season by fixing the rules of the game (YES THERE'S A GUN) before tackling equally pressing matters, including other uses for movie theaters, the plot of The Happening, the Drinks McDonald's, the long-awaited return of Scam Text Theater, and somehow, even more.
Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a listener-supported comedy podcast where three noble explorers chip away at the crumbling foundations of reality, five or six simultaneous topics at a time. Hosted by Niki Grayson, merritt k and John Warren, and produced by Jordan Mallory, with music by Jordan and art by Max Schwartz.
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