its been real fun ft. Connor Wood

this week the girls aren’t alone… they are joined by Connor Wood — comedian, touring performer, and social media personality. you might know him from his stand-up shows or his viral Instagram reels, but today he’s steering the conversation right alongside Halley and Jaz.he sits down with the girls this week & opens up about so many things that are going on in his life, he shares stories about touring, including a heartfelt appreciation for the Midwest and he lets us in onto a day of his in NYC. the trio has a very insightful conversation regarding the dating scene in LA vs. NY, flight anxiety, wellness trends and novelties, being ghosted and a lot more… this episode is chaotic, vulnerable, hilarious, and Connor fits in like he’s been on the pod forever. make sure to tune in & listen anywhere you stream your favorite podcasts… this one is not to be missed!Timestamps 0:21 - How we tricked Connor into coming onto the podcast 6:48 - Connor left his wallet in a taxi 11:59 - We are nervous flyers 18:48 - Connor’s day in NYC 25:47 - Our DMs are getting blown up about Connor 36:12 - Why did Connor move to New York 40:47 - What’s Connor’s pre and post show routine? 51:31 - Connor’s parents coming to his show Links SeatGeek: Use code delusional10 for 10% off your next SeatGeek order https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DELUSIONAL10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount ZocDoc: Go to zocdoc.com/diaries to find and instantly book a top-rated doctorSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

this week, the episode starts with Halley and Jaz’s opinions on having a right to know where an influencer stands when it comes to politics and current events. the girls then take it way back to the beginning. in a full-circle episode of delusional diaries, Halley and Jaz get reflective as they walk through how this entire journey started—from Jaz in Alaska and Halley in Virginia to becoming best friends, content creators, and now co-hosts of a podcast that spirals weekly.they get into what it’s really like to build a business with your best friend, including how they handle creative disagreements and survive the chaos of content deadlines and constant comparison. it’s honest, hilarious, and refreshingly real.also on the table: their *particular* dream rotations, how they feel about aging, their biggest cringe moments on the internet, their origin stories with each of their dogs, and so much more…whether you’ve been here since day one or just joined the delusional crew, this episode is perfect to get to know Halley & Jaz. peak friendship, peak chaos, and exactly the kind of spiral you’ll want in your ears all week.Timestamps 0:50 - Our opinion on influencers commenting on political events 7:46 - Full story on how we met 11:50 - Working with your bff 14:17 - If you weren’t influencer what would you be doing now?19:02 - Do you have any posts you regret?23:20 - How were you not embarrassed when you first started posting?25:46 - Our dogs 30:40 - Do you ever regret being an influencer36:16 - How did Halley and Reed start dating 45:55 - Where are we from 49:51 - Our dream blunt rotation Links: Nutrafol: $10 off first month subscription and free shipping at nutrafol.com with promo code delusionalHello Fresh: Go to hellofresh.com/delusional10FM and get 10 free meals and a free item in every box Soul: 30% off your order at getsoul.com with promo code DELUSIONAL See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

your favorite girlies are back—and so is the chaos. in this episode of Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are spiraling (in the best way possible) over everything from Love Island and their sudden golf girl summer era to dog drama, delivery disasters, and why Halley is officially not okay after what Oslo did to a rabbit. 😵‍💫Jaz shares the chaotic lead-up to her bridesmaid weekend, including a full-blown blackout, a missing dress, and a group text that nearly sent her over the edge. meanwhile, there are also talks of a battle with UPS, a $9,000 wiring issues, and being the emotional support friend.plus, the girls dish on Kylie Jenner’s honesty era, Taylor Swift’s masters update, TikTok drama they’re pretending not to care about (but deeply do), and their personal “Roman Empire” obsessions this week.if you love hot takes, dark humor, emotional spirals, and being chronically online, this episode has your name written all over it.Timestamps 0:56 - Jaz public apology 1:10 - Halley and Love Island 5:02 - In our golfing era 10:05 - Our dogs are making our house dirty 13:06 - The day before Jaz’s wedding was Halley’s worst nightmare 23:28 - Our thoughts on the girl singing Moana on a plane 25:02 - Jaz is moving31:02 - Taylor Swift owning her music 33:02 - Rhode being sold to E.L.F.35:17 - Bitching hour 40:53 - Our roman empire pop culture moments 44:46 - Worst case scenario when you are hungover49:19 - Would you want to know everything that is being said about you?Links:First Aid Beauty: Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diariesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

she’s officially a wife and the wedding of the year has happened—welcome back to delusional diaries, where Halley and Jaz are recapping every single chaotic, emotional, hilarious moment from the big day. from wedding blackouts to maid-of-honor speech shenanigans, this episode is what happens when two best friends survive a wedding weekend and live to tell the tale.the girls kick things off with post-wedding reflections—did Jaz feel “the shift” after getting married? spoiler: not exactly. they break down the welcome party hangovers, viral tiktoks, the mcdonald’s at the afterparty, a very controversial bouquet toss, and the iconic dessert room that’s still living rent-free in everyone’s mind. Halley shares what it’s like watching your best friend get married, and Jaz dishes out the one piece of advice she’d give every future bride…from content strategy secrets to guest list regrets, drunken debriefs, and the existential dread of returning to real life after the party ends, this episode is everything you didn’t see on the instagram grid or the for you page. stream it now for all the delusional, newlywed energy you didn’t know you needed.Timestamps 0:15 - Jaz is a wife 12:14 - Halley’s tips on writing a maid of honor speech 14:30 - All wedding questions answered 40:40 - What happened to Halley’s gift for Jaz?46:00 - Halley’s perspective on having a wedding 49:29 - How did Jaz decide on who gets a plus one at her wedding51:46 - Did Jaz have a last dance with Kevin?Links:Quince: Go to quince.com/delusional for free shipping and 365 returns See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

it’s officially wedding week on Delusional Diaries! your favorite girls are back, and chaos has never sounded more celebratory. Jaz kicks things off by confessing to yet another blackout—this time, on purpose—so that she can hear, but then forget, Halley’s maid-of-honor speech before the big day. the girls dive into the hilarity that ensued at dinner, including Jaz heckling the speech and Halley workshopping it with their wedding-savvy friend Kian.with a jam-packed week ahead, Halley shares her excitement and nerves, while Jaz grapples with unpredictable alcohol tolerance levels and a sleepover with Halley’s dog, Oslo. things get unfiltered fast during this week’s B***hing Hour—Jaz vents about online haters accusing her of “bad omens,” her ongoing real estate nightmare, and much more. Halley adds her own grievances, including the shock of discovering her couch covered in what she thought was sand… but wasn’t.this episode is all about the build-up to what has now been called, the royal wedding. if you’re in it for the calm before the storm (or the wedding in this case), pour a drink, pick a comfortable spot, and enjoy the mayhem.Timestamps: 0:06 - Jaz blacking out 6:04 - Bitching hour13:42 - Propaganda we aren’t falling for 34:22 - What are your ins and outs of living in NYC37:35 - Going on trips with friends 39:46 - Hot takes on influencer marketing43:15 - Sharpay’s daughter46:01 - What was your worst era of life?52:07 - Where do you think our friendship will be in 5 years?Links: Nutrafol: $10 off first month subscription and free shipping at nutrafol.com with promo code delusionalQuince: Go to quince.com/delusional for free shipping and 365 returns Soul: 30% off your order at getsoul.com with promo code delusional DraftKings: Download the app and sign up with code DIARIES. New players can play $5 on anything and get 350 Casino Spins instantly on a featured slot gameSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Halley and Jaz are back from Miami and very much in need of a reset. In this episode of Delusional Diaries, they recap their chaotic trip filled with blackout martinis, accidental oysters, and one too many dinners (literally). Jaz open ups about her truly chaotic miami night—so chaotic, in fact, that the debrief is actually a rollercoaster & missing some parts, because well, she did in fact BLACK OUT. the girls dive into the group dynamics of the trip, the surprising joys of meeting online mutuals IRL, and the dangerous game of airport roulette via Newark and Miami International.they also get real about the pressure of online personas versus real-life energy, awkward post-lunch pregnancy assumptions, and pre-wedding tea in a way only they can—raw, hilarious, and just a little unhinged. Jaz shares the moment her shoe guy thought she was pregnant, Halley talks overpriced fitness classes, and they discuss why Miami is both their least favorite and somehow still fun city.it’s a kinda insane catch-up filled with overshares, giggles, and a strong PSA: be very careful with martinis and Miami. Timestamps: 0:30 - F1 and Miami trip9:30 - Jaz and Halley storytime15:30 - New segment of the week: Bitching Hour 29:16 - Being a wife, family relationships, and the wedding 36:33 - Would you be able to date me? 39:32 - Is being nice to someone you don’t like being fake?49:47 - Compliments and what people say 51:32 - Being an influencer Links: DraftKings: Download the app and sign up with code DIARIES. New players can play $5 on anything and get 350 Casino Spins instantly on a featured slot gameHelloFresh: hellofresh.com/delusional10fm for 10 free meals with a free item See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

we are fresh off Stagecoach and diving into all the drama, laughs, and ear infections that came with it. from Jaz’s near-tears flight with a sinus infection to watching Blue Ivy absolutely eat on stage and bumping into Shay Mitchell at the BÉIS house, this trip was anything but ordinary. we unpack the realities of festival culture (is Stagecoach really that chill?), share a wild Taylor Swift dream, and spiral into a hilarious debate about Swifties, Disney adults, and just how far is too far in fan culture.we also open up about relationships — how we celebrate anniversaries, what makes a wedding worth the cost, and why Jaz is not here for wedding day sponsorships. plus, expect plenty of chaotic sidebars: childhood asthma attacks, ENT horror stories, strict parents, au pair opinions, grandparent nickname beef, and the one pair of shorts our boyfriends just won’t throw away.it’s unfiltered, dramatic, weirdly educational, and entirely delusional in the best way. buckle up. First Aid Beauty: Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diariesZocDoc: Zocdoc.com/diariesGoogle Gemini: Gemini Student account for free access if you sign up before June 30 gemini.google/students See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

These are the Diaries of Gals that are DELUSIONAL AND ON THE GO…🌶️This week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are joined by two amazing YouTubers/Podcasters/Creators (they do EVERYTHING!!!) — Brooke and Danielle from Gals on the Go—for a cross-pod collab you didn’t know you needed.The girls embark on this episode to yap about the golden age of YouTube and how Danielle & Brooke gained their fame through it, they bond through the social media talk and their respective journeys, and they take a full look at the transition from YouTube to short format content. They share their thoughts on the realities of vlogging in public, the emotional labor of always being “on,” and the importance of maintaining humility in an oversharing culture. The four also discuss life in New York, an-almost-move to Florida, their personal life updates and so much more…If you’re looking for some SATC vibes or the ultimate girly experience: this episode’s for you. Social media talks, brand trips, life as a girl in her 20s: you name it! Join us this week for a candid, unfiltered conversation that blends chaos, comedy, and girlhood all in one.DraftKings: Download the app and sign up with code DIARIES. New players can play $5 on anything and get 350 Casino Spins instantly on a featured slot gameNutrafol: For a limited time, use code DELUSIONAL to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comSoul: Use code DELUSIONAL to get 30% off your entire order at www.GetSoul.comGoogle Gemini: Gemini Student account for free access if you sign up before June 30 gemini.google/studentsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

​​This week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are back and as unfiltered as ever—Botoxed, bloated, and buzzing (literally). The episode kicks off with a full rundown on their latest cosmetic adventures, including Masseter Botox, frozen foreheads, and whether or not your face feeling “snatched” is fact or fantasy.From there, the chaos only builds. Halley shares the saga of her weekend in the Midwest, complete with broken planes, violent airplane AC, and a terrifyingly old Delta aircraft. Meanwhile, Jaz spent Easter in New Jersey watching a VHS love letter Kevin’s dad made for his mom—and suddenly, all of Kevin’s quirks made perfect sense.The girls also dive deep into the debate: dry weddings vs. open bars. They’re talking party etiquette, guest expectations, and why cutting alcohol to save money might be the biggest bridal red flag of all. Plus, there’s a viral TikTok wedding discourse to unpack, and they’re not holding back.But this isn’t even a quarter of it… because there’s so much more going on in this week’s episode. It’s messy, real, and full of that best friend energy you didn’t know you needed. Whether you’re here for the Botox chat or the emotional breakthroughs, this episode is a ride from start to finish.First Aid Beauty Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diariesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this chaotic catch-up episode of Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz recap a whirlwind of travelling, having fun and life updates—and they’re not holding back. Jaz breaks down the unexpected hate she got for her Coachella outfits, how she’s apparently dressing “too chill,” and why being comfy should not be controversial.The two dive group chat drama inspired by a viral TikTok skit (it’s not what it looks like), and the very serious crime of bringing your boyfriend to an all-girls dinner. There’s also a deep dive into the anxiety of massages, Delta One obsessions, and whether or not they’d snitch if one of them cheated (spoiler: things get intense). Oh—and of course, there’s some light screaming on a beach over a Waterboy brand video.This episode is funny, a little unhinged, and surprisingly heartfelt—the perfect mix of oversharing, hot takes, and bestie chaos. Tune in to take it all in! Draft Kings - New players can play five bucks to get a spin on the mystery wheel for a shot at up to TWO THOUSAND in Casino Credits! Download the app and sign up with code DIARIES See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.