Ep. 206: When A Horse Dies, It Becomes A Horpse

Full Court Press: Continued Kawhi Drama, WNBA Commissioner Announces Retirement, W Season Nears Playoffs An Interview With: Adam’s Childhood Friend, Knicks Fan And Clippers Season Ticket Holder Sean Phillips And Also: Bah Haba, Sad Hotel Gyms, Naked Peloton, Heavily Lawyered Statements, Scoreboard Watching, Notes App Apologies, Lynx Links Links:  Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewformMike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tourTickets for Mike and Adam’s Greek Mythology improv/standup charity show in NYC- https://www.eventbrite.com/e/improvising-the-heros-journey-for-good-tickets-1995593354443Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Enes Kanter Sucks, NBA Lays Down The Hammer On The Clippers That Actually Happened: A Full Breakdown Of The Basketball Storyline In How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days3-on-3: A Deep Dive On NBA Cap Circumvention & Tampering And Also: Whirrs And Bangs, Midtown West Garden, Esplanade, McDonald’s PlayPlace, Broke Boys, Boingo WiFi, Rude Jerks, Enron FieldLinks:  Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewformMike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tourSteph hitting 82 consecutive threes- https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/stephen-curry-goes-viral-incredible-112327844.htmlTickets for Mike and Adam’s Greek Mythology improv/standup charity show in NYC- https://www.eventbrite.com/e/improvising-the-heros-journey-for-good-tickets-1995593354443John Mulaney rom com bit- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LvTyMxwEQFEHow To Lose a Guy in 10 Days basketball scenes- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Fqm9jUKrshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3dwJ734jbEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PpBLxJLihIFind Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Sophie Cunningham/WNBA Drama, Kawhi Leonard Saga Continues, Lakers Sold 3-on-3: Honoring Stacey King’s Three Best Calls And Adam’s Three Favorite Hot Sauces That Actually Happened: The Incredible Career Of Russell Westbrook And Also: Knicks Yetis, Coconut Water, Costco Vs Sam’s Club, Old People Stuff, Maqsood Mamawala, PowerPoint Parties, Basketball Agnostic, The Missouri River Runner, River Jaunt, Right Wing Grifters, The Spectacle, Disney Adults, Sriracha Mayo, Paula Deen, Low Floor Hot Sauces, Mirepoix, Sodium Byzorbinate, Cupcakes, Miller’s Planet, BanghallaLinks:  Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewformMike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tourSteph Curry gettin hyped for the Valkyries- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CwAHF6IyB4Stacey King gets hyped for Jimmy Butler in a preseason game- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmYfWWHy-pAStacey King calling Derrick Rose dunk over Dragic- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRAp00SxP30-Stacey King and Adam Amin call the Giddey shot vs Lakers- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awSra656t_ESanford and Son clip- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stdi-1tIUhMRussell Westbrook highlights - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oXbCUdVU9YKhelcey Barrs article (Westbrook’s best friend who tragically passed away)- https://www.vice.com/en/article/russell-westbrook-the-legacy-of-khelcey-barrs/Russ game winner in Denver - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVW2TqpFpAsFind Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Another Kawhi Leonard Bombshell & LeBron Lands In PhillyAn Interview With: Diehard 76ers Fans And Podcasters Sal Tamarkin & Hal LublinAnd Also: Foul Merchants, Pineapple Hair, Deliciously Terrible, Locusts, Shawshank, Couple Of Thumbs, Space Junk, Squatter’s Rights, Dirking It Up, LeBrontentLinks:  Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewformMike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tourFollow Sal on Bluesky- https://bsky.app/profile/sal.gayListen to Sal’s podcast Critical Lit- https://critical-lit.simplecast.com/Follow Hal on Bluesky- https://bsky.app/profile/hallublin.comListen to Hal’s podcasts- https://maximumfun.org/podcasts/we-got-this-with-mark-and-hal/https://www.nightvalepresents.com/goodmorningnightvalehttps://maximumfun.org/podcasts/tights-and-fights/Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Knicks Sweep The ESPY’s, Bam Adebayo/Tyler Herro Beef, Kawhi Trade DramaAn Interview With: HORSE Favorite and Author of Honolulu Blues: How Loving a Losing Team Created a Winning Man, Joel WalkowskiAnd Also: Cash For Cash, Alien Noses, Area 51, Nerd Hats, Colorado School Of Mimes, KAT-hausen, Good Form Choke Slams, Verisimilitude, Humiliation Rituals, Cheeky Footnotes, Cracker Barrel, Backyard Football, Onomatopoeic Names Links: Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewformMike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tourOG Anunoby ESPY’s speech- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNbvznQmj2UJalen Brunson ESPY’s speech- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn28RCJBAGcKnicks ESPY’s speech- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL4L-ko80eoJoel’s book!- https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Honolulu-Blues/Joel-Walkowski/9781637749043Alyssa Thomas suspended after Caitlin Clark incident- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKAtotJ1Pfk&t=30sFind Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: NBA Free Agency Madness, WNBA Updates Re-litigating Our Pre-Season NBA Draft: How Did We Do? And Also: Literal Children, The Snowtime Lakers, Exciting Whites, Percocet P, Moldy Bread, The Parity Era Links:  Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewformMike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tourLeBron’s oldest and youngest opponents- https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/63-old-kevin-willis-19-185542646.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAADmRcFs8CUcp4D5D0dTUgHyO3tcGT7hZuO7nRYDSXWYs8eQHOkJv5IGnW-Js_E8ALFnw4_pbBKJXxCZ2YJJzz-nsDrbplvEL75Tsof1FxUfMS2VVHhKmogE-5FMf2pzZqzdRBWD-DJGYL9WU9Ols449qUphORBBvryamFLVAV0yUList of who Paul George has been traded for- https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/paul-george-traded-incredible-list-143808465.htmlSad Celtics fan cries over Jalen Brown- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKneKzmCvXYFind Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Adam & Mike Attend The NBA Draft, Giannis & LaMelo Traded, Knicks Championship Parade An Interview With: Diehard Knicks Fan, Sportswriter & Creator Of The Sports! With Rodger Sherman Newsletter, Rodger ShermanAnd Also: Lego Man Hair, Shams In Timeout, Tertiary Broadcasts, E-40 EUUHHHH, Cash Considerations, Mamdani’s Socialist Agenda 😉, Hardhat Lunchpail KnicksLinks:  Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list-https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform   Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour Sophie Cunningham fight- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKAtotJ1Pfk Nneka Ogwumike game winner in WNBA 30th anniversary game- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DICiKIr3Uc Mamdani parade speech- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciimC-cE_eI Rodger’s newsletter- https://rodgersherman.substack.com/Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

GIANT Full Court Press: KNICKS ARE THE CHAMPS & RIP Stacey King And Also: Knicks Yetis, F*ck Them Picks, Chess Masterminding, The Ted Cruz Curse, The Wizard Of Ticketmaster, A Wemby Handful, Mindfulness With Monks, Human Cheat Codes, Coping Message Threads, Shirtless Dude Bros, Cool Likable Aliens, Baby Come Too?, Royal WeLinksAdam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list-https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform   Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour Adam Amin on HORSE- https://horsehoops.com/episode-193-this-stuff-is-tedious-w-adam-amin/HORSE episode with my favorite Stacey King calls- https://open.spotify.com/episode/579g9AXTQMoho3FDKrY2fl?si=izhS3nzxQ9-LhOZBvaksew Knicks radio call to end Finals- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KjfmjVrfMboKnicks in 5 subway song- https://www.instagram.com/p/DZi4sdWRCKa/Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Spurs & Knicks Face Off In The MenBA Finals, WNBA UpdatesNBA Finals Preview: Matthew Moreland AKA Ginger Spurs Boi Represents The Spurs & We Welcome A Super Top Secret Knicks Fan! And Also: Headless Horsemen, The Theoretical Knicks, 90’s-Ass Insults, James Bond Vehicles, Bruce Almighty, New Jersey Truthers, Offsetting Jinxes, Salesian Sisters, Biblical Finals, Nerd Cred, Pineapple Express, Corgis, Flopless Basketball, Double Cup, The Brizzy Wizzies, Questionable BangSponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! LinksAdam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list-https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform   Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour Matthew Moreland IG- https://www.instagram.com/handlebar.matt/Matthew Moreland TikTok- https://www.tiktok.com/@handlebarmattAnalysts criticizing Jalen Brunson- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9F5OxLRNYMKnicks ECF trophy ceremony- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8L5_J2rlmISpurs WCF trophy ceremony- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l26zNJhhjCwFind Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: NBA Draft Lottery, RIP Brandon Clarke & Jason Collins, NBA Playoffs RecapWNBA Drama Draft: Breaking Down All The Storylines For The Upcoming Season And Also: Officially Officially Official, Sick Swag, ABS, Alcohol Jerseys, Horpses, Pinball Wizards, Big Tree Fall Hard, LeBron Consumption, Monkish, The Firepit, MAGA Barbie, Mercury In Retrograde, Harry Potter-Ass NamesSponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.Links:  Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list-https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform   Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour Embiid falling jump cut- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RW2oUZBsqUs Sixers player pointing at defender while down 36 points- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CfpfvRU0WjwWemby gets ejected- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0ygw1i_TcM Portland Fire electric buzzer beater- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0MFAgemsLU NY Liberty player’s killer crossover move- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iDNbc2ItREQAbout UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.