1883 S01 E05

Lighting wins in a drag race for horses, but Chance has something to say about it! Mother Nature has something to say about the group crossing the great plains! Elsa flirts with a new man, and Hope isn't sure how she feels about it!

Cap and Elsa have a heart to heart! Ma gets a little drunk! Also, we see someone's butt!

Episode 5 of 1883 is the episode where Hope cries like a baby. Also, more people steal; did you not see what happened to the other people who did that? Bandit is here. Oh, wait, sorry, I mean bandits, not Bluey's dad!

Farmer John (James) ain't no farmer! Also, swimming is illegal in Germany at a certain point!! Crazy!! Chance and Hope are also so confused about how deep this river actually is.

This episode is named River, and what you think would happen probably doesn't! Hope tells you a little about Portland, Oregon. Also, Captain isn't playing around!!

Tom Hanks and Billy Bob Thornton guest star in this episode of 1883. Listen to see what they do, and let's just say one of them does something crazy! Elsa really has to stop wandering around!! Also Hope nitpicks one thing, and they both can't believe what Claire starts!

Chance and Hope review and rate a new series! 1883! Let's take ourselves back to the time of cowboys, gun slinging, and a whole bunch of sweat! This show has a few big names in it; one is Tim McGraw, which apparently Chance didn't know was him.

Chance and Hope ask each other questions and go on mini tangents! They want to answer your questions next so email them!

The last episode of the season! I wonder how Chance and Hope feel about that! That was way too many ships! They easily could've taken on the North! Can you feel the knife nearby? Moon Slayer!!! Chance and Hope pick what they are reviewing next!!!

Blasting jelly !The spirit is a real girl! Women aren't allowed to fight! That's all!!