Episode 1 - New Beginnings

After an incredibly stressful and upsetting first couple weeks of school, the guys reconvene and share their thoughts on all the notable occurrences alongside a guest speaker.

In this Season Two premiere of the podcast we all know and love, the fledgling sophomores go over their hopes and concerns with the new year, alongside their usual tomfoolery, including Pitbull lore, meta-commentary on both Smoky the Bear and Joe the Camel, and much, much more. 

Ending the very first season of the best podcast to ever exist, the gang discusses their summer plans, their advice for rising freshmen, and they decide to go on a cookie expedition... but not before interviewing Undisclosed Highschool's finest.

The group faces the onslaught of exams, astrology charts, and extensive Piggly Wiggly lore all in one sitting. Or actually, more like three different sittings over the span of two weeks. They are so very organized. 

We talk about the epic battle of the ages between the Joshes, mourn the death of a dear friend (Yahoo Answers), and talk about our return to school. 

After completely getting rid of their respective corners, the gang decides to fill the time with a new segment all about the death penalty! (Among other things) If you hate Harry Styles, love Harry Potter or Hairy People, boy is this the episode for you. 

While coming up with a whole Valentine's day themed thriller movie concept starring an ill-intentioned homicide-causing Cupid, the gang also discusses the immortality of the Rednex, the tragic story of the Shaq Shack, and the 100% accuracy of Buzzfeed quizzes. 

Perry does some incriminating things at a colosseum, Beckett develops amnesia, and we find out the surprising connections between Sam and bats. 

The gang role play a mall santa experience and give their two cents on Shawn Mendes's music and the Eswatini political atmosphere.

The gang comes to a conclusion on the definitive champion of the Thanksgiving feast, all while managing to talk about super-dense BigMacs, the sketchiness of the Coronavirus, and lots more.