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Rosmo (Dean) Knows a Guy (and uses a Game Mechanic for that)! Daphne (Onna) discusses the finer points of where faun come from, and Iimish (Benny) reconnects with his past. Taku (Mike) utterly fails to achieve his drive of protecting Daphne from herself and Lorelei (Alice) accidentally creates a Fey Deal for fun (and profit)!Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, ZapSplat, and Monument Studios. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The party collectively fails to understand an Ex Machina exfiltration. After some cajoling from the GM (Nick) they successfully Quick Travel to Creekside.Rosmo (Dean) instructs the group's pet Jabberwock on the finer points of talking to cops (don't). Iimish (Benny) learns the basics of herding (and the advanced courses of being in a bag). Lorelei (Alice) has a gun. Daphne (Onna) displays the fine art of charming a Hag and Taku (Michael) deliberately invites a Battle Corgi to a conversation he was excluded from.Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, ZapSplat, and Monument Studios. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The crew attempts to roll for initiative! Taku (Mike) dethrones the GM (Nick) and runs the encounter. Meanwhile, Iimish (Benny) picks up a battle corgi and runs the dog. Lorelei (Alice) sets up the gaslight and Daphne (Onna) comes in clutch with an offer of arson. Dean (Rosmo) is super bad at math.Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, ZapSplat, and Monument Studios. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The crew fights like magicats over who gets which room. Lorelei (Alice) goes toe to toe with Iimish (Benny) in a doomed footrace. Rosmo (Dean) offers scary stories and planning revenge in comfort. Taku (Mike) has a pretty convincing dream that definitely won't cause plot related problems later. Meanwhile, Onna (Daphne) reminds everyone to level up.Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, ZapSplat, and Monument Studios. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The party interrogates Marianne's motives over some Rosmopolitans. Iimish (Benny) asks possibly the most inappropriate question ever asked. Rosmo (Dean) waxes poetic about his mom's spaghetti while Lorelei (Alice) does her best to help him make friends. Daphne (Onna) negotiates for some truthful answers while Taku (Mike) asks the question on everybody's mind.Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, ZapSplat, and Monument Studios. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The crew finally forgets about Rockey. Rosmo (Dean) gets to diggin' and Lorelei (Alice) loots the corpse of an unloved dwarf. Iimish (Benny) and Daphne (Onna) headbutt a hag and Taku (Mike) tries to buy everyone's forgiveness with cool gifts; it (sort of) works.Pee Ess: The audio has been updated to fix the intermittent audio drops for Dean and Onna. Enjoy!Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, ZapSplat, and Monument Studios. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gang fights a vampire tree!Daphne (Onna) does an arson, Iimish (Benny) does some barbarian bullshit, and Lorelei (Alice) gets to digging. Taku (Mike) pulls off an incredible level up on the heels of Dean (Rosmo) cursing all of us with some truly heinous vibes. Sorry, Mrs. Dean's Mom!Pee Ess: If you listened on launch day, you may have heard the whoopsie file without music and SFX that got uploaded. You should relisten to this version instead!Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, ZapSplat, and Monument Studios. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Gang has a healthy debate about the finer points of fey blood tax policy. Taku (Mike) supports strong vampire tree infrastructure while Daphne (Onna) argues in favor of tax evasion. Rosmo (Dean) and Iimish (Benny) have an interference off while Lorelei (Alice) has herself a lil goat snack.Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, ZapSplat, and Monument Studios. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Gang makes camp in the extremely ominous swamps of Gladehaven. Iimish (Benny) forgoes his beauty sleep to conscript another friend into the party to spite Lorelei (Alice). Rosmo (Dean) finally recovers some HP and Taku (Mike) spouts some 100% accurate and definitely true facts. And after a long, long time, Daphne (Onna) finally casts Rocket Bird. Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, ZapSplat, and Monument Studios. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's been a hot minute, huh?In which Game Master Nick explains our mysterious hiatus, re-introduces the player characters, and gives a quick refresher on the story so far. There's lo-fi beats and magicats, too.Episode 16, Jabber(t)wock, drops on July 1, 2025 at 9 AM Pacific. Music and SFX courtesy of EpidemicSound, MaximumFun Foley Library, FilmCow SFX, ZapSplat, and Monument Studios. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.