Project Hail Mary

Host Chris and co-hosts Franco and Jonathan open the Help Me Watch podcast by correcting a missed milestone: October 20, 2000 (the US PS2 launch) marked the start of Chris’s DVD collection, now over 2,000 discs. In one-minute reviews they discuss The Witcher season with Liam Hemsworth, Solar Opposites nearing its season 6 finale, Apple TV+ sci-fi Dark Matter, and Marvel’s Vision Quest, praising James Spader’s return as Ultron while noting a rough start. News includes the deaths of Walter Koenig, Sir Patrick Stewart, RJ Mitte, and voice actor Eric Bauza; Sony discontinuing its last standalone 4K Blu-ray player in Japan; James Gunn nearing DCU Batman casting; and From seasons 1–3 arriving on Netflix. They cover Vinegar Syndrome 4K restorations and a long list of November physical releases. The main review is HBO’s 8-Bit Christmas, compared to A Christmas Story, scoring 75/86/86, and they pick Addams Family Values for next episode.

Host Chris and co-hosts Franco and Jonathan run one-minute reviews, with Chris discussing Netflix’s Below (set in a failing Canadian fishing village harvesting glacial ice for vodka as an iceberg and sea-creature attacks trigger illness and compulsive water drinking), the Henry Cavill-less season of The Witcher, Solar Opposites season five, Apple TV+’s Dark Matter, and finishing the Lanterns finale, praising Kyle Chandler and Aaron Pierre and its detective/space-cop angle while noting unnecessary nudity. Jonathan reviews the new Street Fighter movie as a visually game-accurate, ’90s-vibe action comedy with anime-style flashbacks, Jason Momoa as Blanka, many one-liners, and a franchise-bait ending. They cover Paramount Skydance’s Warner Bros. Discovery acquisition, combined $87B debt, and a 30-films-per-year requirement, plus Netflix layoffs and executive departures. Other news includes a Nolan Odyssey 4K release, a Star Wars home-video-format Kickstarter, Richard Riehle’s death, a long physical-media release list, a review of The Meg (rated ~70–75), and picking 8-Bit Christmas for next episode.

Chris, Franco, and Jonathan share one-minute reviews, discussing Ted Lasso’s season finale and lack of cohesive direction, Solar Opposites’ Season 4 voice change for Corvo and removal of Justin Roiland’s credit, Dark Matter’s alternate-reality premise, and Chris’s theater experience with Digger, a unique Tom Cruise film about an oil tycoon facing an environmental crisis with John Goodman as the President; they note its weak box office and possible cult future. Jonathan reviews DreamWorks’ Forgotten Island, praising its experimental, sensory-overload animation and Filipino mythology influences. In news, they cover the completed Paramount–Warner Bros. merger (SkyDance) and expected layoffs, Coyote vs. Acme’s upcoming 4K/Blu-ray release, Ben Affleck’s vague AI use on Netflix’s Animals, and concerns about shrinking physical game ownership. They list upcoming 4K/Blu-ray releases, then review the 2010 absurdist horror-comedy Rubber, scoring it 65/75/80, and select The Meg as the next film.

Chris, Franco, and Jonathan (all recovering from illness) share one-minute reviews: Chris critiques Ted Lasso’s unfocused season, likes Lanterns more as it continues, enjoys The Paper season 2 but dislikes its non-finale ending and recycled Office plots, notes Solar Opposites’ Netflix pickup, praises Dark Matter, and finds Demon Slayer’s season structure convoluted; he enjoyed the new video-game-based Resident Evil for its body-horror/comedy mix but calls the new Scary Movie “garbage.” Jonathan raves about Sinners (Ryan Coogler; Michael B. Jordan as twins), praising its genre shift, music, visuals, and performances. They discuss news: settlements clearing Paramount Skydance’s $110B acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery with theatrical-output conditions, Netflix using AI Gene Wilder’s voice for a Willy Wonka reality show, and JustWatch launching its own streaming service. Main review covers M. Night Shyamalan’s Old, debating premise, dialogue/exposition, aging/logic issues, and the pharma-twist ending; scores: Franco 55, Jonathan 60, Chris 85. Next picks: Matilda (January) and Rubber (next episode).

Host Chris, with Franco and Jonathan, opens the Help Me Watch podcast with quick takes on recent viewing: Silo season 3 improving late and teasing a final season 4, Dark Matter’s alternate-universe premise, Ted Lasso’s current season, HBO’s DC Lanterns, and Netflix’s Solar Opposites, plus Netflix documentaries Untold: Raygun Breaking Badly and Turning Point: Generation 9/11. They discuss Amazon using AI lip-sync to match dubbed dialogue in Maxton Hall season 3, a $12,000 Magnetar 4K Blu-ray player and physical media’s collector future, Spider-Noir winning Emmys after cancellation, Crunchyroll hiring anti-piracy staff, and Peter Cullen’s death. After listing upcoming 4K/Blu-ray releases, they review the 2026 film Project Hail Mary, praising Ryan Gosling’s Ryland Grace, the Rocky friendship, suspense set pieces, practical effects, and “hopecore” tone, scoring it 90/95/100, then spin a wheel to pick Old for next episode.

Chris, Franco, and Jonathan discuss Pixar-style marketing teasers before sharing one-minute reviews: Chris criticizes Netflix’s The Last House for unclear world building and logic, comments on the pacing and compression of the live-action Avatar: The Last Airbender, describes Solar Opposites as Rick and Morty–like but more violent with a recurring “shrunk humans” terrarium plot, and calls Outer Banks physically exhausting due to constant setbacks. Jonathan reports seeing the filmed Broadway musical Six in theaters and explains its premise and history. The hosts recap major Disney D23 announcements across Marvel, Star Wars, Pixar, Disney Animation, and TV, including an MCU X-Men dated May 5, 2028; Avengers: Doomsday details; Star Wars: Starfighter for May 18, 2027; Vision Quest; and Ahsoka season two. They note the deaths of Hayden Panettiere, Dolly Parton, and Tim Curry, list upcoming home releases, review Pixar’s Hoppers (all score 85), and select Project Hail Mary for next episode.

Chris, Jonathan, and Franco open the Help Me Watch podcast with Chris recounting Fan Expo Boston, including higher parking costs, long waits for Christopher Judge’s autograph, a positive interaction with Judge and François Chau, and leaving with purchases and back pain. In one-minute reviews, Chris discusses Netflix’s A Toxic Love Story, catching up on Silo and Ted Lasso, Rick and Morty Season 9’s standalone episodes, the shark-disaster movie Thrash, and mixed reactions to Spider-Man: Brand New Day (including Punisher, Hulk, Jean Grey, and Miles Morales hints). They preview September–December 2026 theatrical and streaming releases across multiple platforms, then list upcoming Blu-ray/4K and anime releases. The main review covers Muppets Treasure Island, praising Tim Curry, songs, puppetry, and running gags, with ratings of 90, 95, and 90; the next film selected is Hoppers.

Chris, Franco, and Jonathan discuss Chris’s overhaul of his Plex media library (over 30,000 files), using tools like Filebot and Tiny Media Manager and stressing the importance of consistent naming. In one-minute reviews they cover Silo season three, Incorporated, Ghost Stories, Monarch: Legacy of Monsters season two, Malcolm in the Middle: Life’s Still Unfair, and Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey, plus Jonathan’s praise for the filmed stage production of Hadestown and hopes for more theatrical releases of Broadway shows. News includes PlayStation ending physical media releases in 2028, Crunchyroll putting its store behind a higher-tier paywall, Disney’s $220 Mandalorian and Grogu physical edition, and multiple San Diego Comic-Con announcements spanning Marvel, Spaceballs, DC’s Lanterns, and an Avatar: The Last Airbender movie limited to Paramount+ with no physical release. They review Hitchcock’s The Birds, noting its suspense, effects, production trivia, and give scores of 90, 90, and 80, then preview Muppet Treasure Island next.

Chris, Jonathan, and Franco share quick reviews of recent watches: Chris recommends Apple TV’s horror-light paranormal thriller Widow’s Bay, discusses confusion over Silo Season 3’s pacing and amnesia setup while liking its pre-calamity flashbacks, tries the corporate cyberpunk series Incorporated, watches Netflix’s Shipwrecked: Nightmare at Sea about a capsized cruise ship and its captain’s failures, praises the unhinged English dub of the anime Ghost Stories, and struggles with Monarch: Legacy of Monsters Season 2 due to character drama and limited monsters. Jonathan liked Toy Story 5, focused on Jessie, technology themes, and Conan O’Brien’s new character, and they note actor Sam Neill’s death on July 13. They list July 14–21 physical/media releases (including Animal Farm, Howard the Duck 40th anniversary, Lee Cronin’s The Mummy, Michael, The Office Superfan set, and several anime). The main discussion reviews The Book of Eli, highlighting its twist, craft, religious undertones, and performances, with scores of 100 (Chris), 90 (Franco), and 90 (Jonathan), and they announce next episode’s pick, Hitchcock’s The Birds.

Chris, Jonathan, and Franco mark the Help Me Watch podcast’s third-year anniversary, announce a new intro and plans for video highlights on platforms like TikTok, YouTube, and Facebook, and discuss Chris’s Prime Day pickups (classic Mario and Sonic cartoons, Zelda animated series, and Rad on Blu-ray). Chris gives quick reviews of Resident Alien’s final season, Netflix’s True Haunting, the latest season of Foundation, and Apple TV’s Widow’s Bay, plus an extended discussion of Supergirl’s heavier tone, marketing, and online “woke” controversy. They cover news including Netflix canceling further seasons of The Burrows, ongoing Stranger Things “Conformity Gate” chatter, Sony/PlayStation removing access to over 550 StudioCanal digital titles, and rumors about PlayStation ending physical media. They note deaths of Daveigh Chase and Clive Davis, list upcoming home-video releases, then spend most of the episode criticizing and scoring Madame Web (around 40–70) while mocking its plot, performances, ADR, and production choices, and tease next reviews: The Book of Eli and The Birds.