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We've brought in Swiftie sister Lauren to discuss all things T-Swift: the highs and lows of her relationships, her albums, Talyor's versions, and much more. Do you think Taylor and Travis Kelce are the real deal? (Romance or Pro-mance?) Who's the best lover she's left behind? Are Taylor's versions better than the originals? Get ready for a rollercoaster ride through Taylor's dating escapades, her chart-topping albums, and her undeniable status as the ultimate marketing maven. Whether you're a die-hard Swiftie or just Swift-curious, join us for a sister-filled wild ride. And our bad we didn't record this after the release of Taylor's version of 1989 😭

In yet another extremely delayed release (hehhe, oops! It's summer!) we discuss the tactics of little miss marketing, T Swift herself. Plz don't come 4 us, Swifties! And apparently she and Matty are already donezo? Time flies. And yeah, Kristen is stoked on Pheobe and Bo. Thank you, Keith. -- Pretty Good Vibrations (Bon Iver eps) Part 1 - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-me-through-bon-iver-justin-vernon-part-1/id1652779250?i=1000605159636 Part 2 - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-me-through-bon-iver-justin-vernon-part-2/id1652779250?i=1000606357346 Petty and Prophetic - https://open.spotify.com/show/0xlJeWWVhBefGgDcOwqMts Fundie Fridays - https://www.youtube.com/c/fundiefridays

Do we like Hailey Bieber? NO! AND WE'LL TELL YOU WHY. And other stuff. Obvi. Sorry we sat on this eppy so long that it has now aged similarly to a non-sure-if-it's-good-or-if-this-is-how-it's-supposed-to-taste cheese. But we have lives to live, people! Cut us some slack. SARA WENT ON A BUSINESS TRIP! LET HER LIVEEEEE!! Hailey Bieber Nepo Baby Shirt Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/helpmegenzpod/ Email us: [email protected] xooxoxoxoxoxoxo

OUR BEST EPISODE YET. duh. We have a special guest: all the buccal fat that has been removed from our fave celebrities. Think Flight Club. Anyway, it's also our anniversary!! One year of chaos! To commemorate, we introduce psychotic behavior and even get a little inspirational. Also, yeah, Kristen loves Jared Fried and now you all know. WE'RE SCREAMING ARE YOU SCREAMING??!! Devendra Banhart, Surgery I Stole:https://open.spotify.com/track/7mof8ze5qKkVzyIAwLQ64B?si=45e3bdc4f7b644c4

As great forecasters of ~trends~ we decided to tackle a current issue: heroin chic (spelled just like chic!). Unfortunately, we basically didn't talk about it at all. That's showbiz, baby! Instead, we fluttered our eyelashes (virtually) and decided that we do NOT want to watch Ronaldo and Messi playing chess. SHOW NOTES: Cristiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi Louis Vuitton Pics: https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/fashion/article/cristiano-ronaldo-lionel-messi-louis-vuitton-2022 That's all.

Sara shares the weirdest of deets on the Harry Styles movie, Arnie Hammer selling timeshares in the Caymans and general cannibal randomness.

Just a few short thoughts on the Armie Hammer cannibalism sitch while I couldn't get my act together enough to edit the whole episode. 

HEY, BABY! Listen up, baby! It's a brand new podcast made just for you. Learn about things that happened before your birth, which isn't hard because that's most things.  Shoutout to graysons projects for info about Kanye West's potential unraveling: https://youtu.be/kiWoGqbZLyU

NFTs…the men’s essential oil. What are they? Do you have one? Does your celebrity crush have one? What’s with the grumpy monkey…or, uh… bored ape? We’re not sure…but we’re surely all confused. Join us for an exploration of Boy Culture and part one of Celebrity Disappointment Week aka the 21st century. Mentioned: Folding Ideas – Line Goes Up – The Problem With NFTs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ_xWvX1n9g)

You KNOW you've watched Don't Look Up, but did you watch it with your boomer parents? We are happy to share about this SILLY family affair, the Leo dating stuff (no one over 25!?!), and a totally unrelated dangerous river adventure.