Head Over Heels

I normally have a lot of fun writing these dumbass descriptions. I normally have fun watching and talking about these movies. I am unsure of how to describe the soul crushing emptiness that was left after consuming this film. After watching this I never want to wear shoes again, in fact I'm not sure if I even want to have feet any longer. Watch the movie. Don’t watch the movie. I'm not your mother. Anyway I'm going to go to the cutting off my feet and eye bleach store. Head Over Heels, 2024.

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