Talking to Myself

M is retiring from the podcast biz! Join Art Cop as we send her off in style--and begin the search for a new podcast partner!

Art Cop: Bad (at her job) Cop? Our heroine is placed on the dreaded Performance Improvement Plan! Is she the victim of a politically-motivated witch hunt? Or is she just legitimately terrible at her job? Join us as Art Cop rushes to take actionable steps to address her skill gaps...before she is TERMINATED. 

We're pivoting! After a decade-plus in the security biz, Art Cop walks away from it all to...find that work-life balance? Pursue her true passion? Take on a role that aligns with her values? Did she make a terrible mistake? Should she have listened to Grandpappy Art Cop who warned her never to quit a job without having another already lined up? Will she regret last episode's impulsive decision? Should we stop asking questions? Should we listen to the episode now???

Vote Art Cop! It's election season, and Art Cop is throwing her hat in the ring! Join her on the campaign trail as she tries to convince 300,000ish people she has their best interests at heart. 

Road trip! Join Art Cop as she escorts a famous painting on loan back to the Metropolitan Museum of Art!

Welcome to the 2026 Art Museum Olympic Games! Cheer on your favorite Art Cop as she represents the Security Department in a series of athletic competitions designed to celebrate the unique culture of the many departments that make up the museum! 

One brazen heist. Two whip-smart Art Cops. Part II of our Season Finale promises covert ops, whimsical violence, and liberty & justice for all--except our thief.

The art museum has been robbed! There are whispers of an inside job...an Art Cop gone rogue. Preposterous! M launches an investigation to clear her framed dame's name of blame.

We're rolling out the red carpet for the Mayor of our Midwestern metropolis!

"Dear Art Cop Academy..." Join us at the old alma mater as Art Cop is presented the prestigious "Lifetime Achievement" Award!