Oprahzempic

How it begins is out it ends smdh… this is a coming of age tale and a lesson in how fetishes begin— Freud was right your mother is to blame 😑 🧦

Short and sweet… but more so sour. Fluoride anyone?

For the longest Dexter was one of the best shows on television… well this ain’t that… but Dexter I raise my “cup” to you 🥤

Don’t get me wrong… Everybody Loves Somebody Feed Phil— myself included AND Phil’s “pasta, pork, chicken and lamb” theme song… but my Great Aunt from Alabama was “Barefoot” in the kitchen and was about that “Contessa Life” long before Ina Garten. In a world where only Erykah Badu can wear beaded braids… I think it’s time we let others shine. Beehive play this “Oh… On and On and Onnn”

According to TMZ Shug Knight got into several prison fights defending Oprah and her good name… well I was with him until Oprah’s latest special about her use of the controversial and latest celebrity drug of choice, Ozempic. Oprah… this Heckle’s for you.

A sound “Heckle” of a vegan soul food and celebrity fast food endorsements.

This is a bit I recorded in 2022 after watching the Netflix Mini Series “Dahmer” and be forewarned… its in bad taste

This segment is actually two. The first half titled “The Golden Ratio” recorded in May of 2021, speaks to one of my own coming of age tales and oddly enough references The Couple Purple… the original. The second half is commentary and a sound “Heckle” recorded after Emma Stone won Best Actress for Poor Things. Spoiler alerts abound about who the men in the film deemed a “A spoiled brat” but really was just a Ciely named Bella… or a Young Frankenstein… very young… Oh how I miss Gene Wilder

Fresh Hell or Fresh Paint by any other name is still the same Martha… On gentrification, Putin, Trump, Martha Stewart and all the product lines from Target that have infiltrated my home.

Reba McEntire was the first cd I ever bought when I was a kid growing up in sleepy Ohio. And she had a song called The Heart is a Lonely Hunter. That song spoke to me, not only because I’m a romantic who loves lyrics but because I too was a hunter… I got it honestly so don’t judge me! This set is about hindsight and God’s grace… so when you only see one set of footprints…