Bollocks & the Human Coffee Table

This week’s word is “fanny”, my lovely VIBs. In Britain it’s round the front, in America it’s round the back, and I’d quite like to know what happened to it on the boat. Along the way we meet Fanny Hill and consider the one word you really shouldn’t leave off the end of “fanny pack”.Then it’s story time. Back in the ’90s, the wine company I worked for took us to Monaco for the Christmas conference. I’ll spare you the bosses’ speeches. It’s what happened after the meal you’ll want to hear. 🐻🎙️

I opened Grindr looking for company. I wasn’t expecting a human coffee table.First, I’m talking bollocks—and for once, I’ve done the research. Why can the same word mean complete nonsense or something rather wonderful?Then comes a mysterious sports bag, a surprise outfit and an evening that went very differently from what I’d planned.British humour, naughty words and a questionable decision or two, with Harvey Colbran.Follow Daddybear After Dark for the next word and bedtime story.18+. Strong language and adult themes.

Did anyone really need permission from the king to say “fuck”? Let’s untangle the history from the nonsense.This week, I explore one of our most versatile swear words, the myths surrounding it and why saying it in front of your mum can still feel dangerous.Then get comfortable for this week’s bedtime story: The Cowboy Doctor.I’m Harvey Colbran, and this is Daddybear After Dark. Follow the show for more naughty words and cheeky stories.18+. Strong language and adult themes.

We’re starting with “dildo”. Apparently, I’ve decided to make a first impression.Join me, Harvey Colbran, for a little history behind the word, followed by a cheeky bedtime story about Luca.It’s the beginning of Daddybear After Dark: naughty words, British humour and some after-dark company.Follow the show and become a VIB—a Very Important Bear.18+. Strong language and adult themes.

Lost in Ibiza’s wild scene, Pinocchio spirals into addiction — until the fierce Fairy Drag Queen, Gemini cricket, guides him back to truth. A bold, magical tale of self-discovery, redemption, and becoming real.An archive recording from my earlier storytelling series. For the current Daddybear After Dark format—one naughty word followed by a cheeky bedtime story—start with the episodes released from October 2026.

Once upon a time… but not quite as you remember it. In this delightfully twisted bedtime tale, Snow White faces more than poisoned apples when one of the Seven Dwarfs—Dopey, now sporting leather and a rebellious streak—sets his sights on a happily ever after of his own. And it’s not with Snow White.Expect campy charm, unexpected romance, and a royal twist that’ll leave your tiara spinning. Perfect for those who like their fairy tales with a dash of sass, humour, and a happily-ever-after that breaks all the rules.Tuck in, press play, and prepare to be fabulously surprised.An archive recording from my earlier storytelling series. For the current Daddybear After Dark format—one naughty word followed by a cheeky bedtime story—start with the episodes released from October 2026.

In this debut episode, Harvey Colbran reads the original version of Little Red Riding Hood by the Brothers Grimm — a tale far darker and more haunting than the gentle bedtime story you may remember. Step into the forest where innocence meets cunning, and the ending isn’t quite what Disney promised.Whether you’re rediscovering a classic or hearing it for the first time in its true form, this is storytelling the way it was meant to be: raw, evocative, and timeless.