Conan the Barbarian

We seem to have lost our Spock...Oh there he is! Come to think of it, we basically knew where he was the whole time. This title is misleading.We’re watching Star Trek III: The Search for Spock,  this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!   Watch us on YouTube!   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at https://upallnightmovies.com/   Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up

Getting old sucks! Also, kids are hard, and Kirstie Alley wasn’t always a crazy anti-vax scientologist. We’re watching one of the best Sci-Fi movies ever made in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at https://upallnightmovies.com/   Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up

Space! It’s all around us, and so is the impact of  this seminal sci-fi series. However, it’s start on the big screen was a wee bit bumpy. We’re slowing it down, and watching blue clouds go by in the first entry in our new Star Trek mini series Star Trek: The Motion Picture  this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at https://upallnightmovies.com/   Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Down Al - Up Thoreau - Up

Lady boss! It’s 1985’s Red Sonja this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at https://upallnightmovies.com/ Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Down Brian - Down Al - Up Thoreau - Down

We’re going way way back to when Barbarians roamed the lands and all the cool kids worshipped snakes. It’s a brand new mini-series as we go through the Conan franchise. We’re watching Conan the Barbarian this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at https://upallnightmovies.com/ Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up

What the hell are you doing with that 14 year old girl, Arnold? It’s Conan the Destroyer this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at https://upallnightmovies.com/   Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up

The movie so boring it tanked an entire cinematic universe. It’s Kraven The Hunter this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at https://upallnightmovies.com/   Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Down Brian - Down Al - Down Thoreau - Down   RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Logan 5 Deadpool & Wolverine 6 Captain America: Civil War 7 The Avengers 8 The Dark Knight 9 THE Suicide Squad 10 Thor Ragnarok 11 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 12 Black Panther 13 Iron Man 14 Captain America: The Winter Soldier 15 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2 16 Guardians of the Galaxy 17 Batman Begins 18 Batman 89 19 Spider-Man 2 20 Spider-Man Homecoming 21 Spider-Man Far From Home 22 Black Panther: Wakanda Forever 23 Thor: Love and Thunder 24 Deadpool 2 25 Deadpool 26 The Batman 27 Captain America: The First Avenger 28 Spider-Man 29 X-Men: Days of Future Past 30 Dr Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 31 Shang-Chi 32 Joker 33 Captain Marvel 34 Ant-Man 35 Blue Beetle 36 Black Widow 37 Ant-Man and the Wasp 38 Eternals 39 Avengers: The Age of Ultron 40 Birds Of Prey 41 Wonder Woman 1984 42 Wonder Woman 43 Iron Man 3 44 The Dark Knight Rises 45 Superman 1978 46 The Marvels 47 Dr Strange 48 Thor 49 Kick-Ass 50 X-Men First Class 51 Hellboy 52 X2 53 Darkman 54 Iron Man 2 55 Swamp Thing 56 Hellboy II: The Golden Army 57 Watchmen 58 X-Men 2000 59 Batman Returns 60 Blade 61 Defendor 62 Unbreakable 63 The Crow 64 Batman 66 65 Orgazmo 66 Superman II 67 Ant-Man & The Wasp: Quantumania 68 Shazam! 69 Thor: The Dark World 70 The Wolverine 71 Superman Returns 72 Blade II 73 Mystery Men 74 Super 75 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 76 Venom: The Last Dance 77 Chronicle 78 Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance 79 Man of Steel 80 Venom: Let There Be Carnage 81 The Green Hornet 82 The Incredible Hulk 83 Sky High 84 The Mask 85 Constantine 86 The New Mutants 87 The Rocketeer 88 Superman III 89 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 90 The Return of Swamp Thing 91 The Flash 92 Shazam! Fury of the Gods 93 Superhero Movie 94 Blade Trinity 95 Batman V Superman: Dawn of justice 96 Venom 97 Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom 98 Black Adam 99 Fantastic Four: The Rise of Silver Surfer 100 Hancock 101 Fantastic Four 102 Madame Web 103 Blankman 104 Supergirl 105 The Crow 2024 106 Hellboy 2019 107 Power Rangers 108 The Meteor Man 109 Justice League 110 X-Men Last Stand 111 Van Helsing 112 Spiderman 3 113 The Amazing Spider-Man 114 TMNT2 115 Superman and the Mole Men 116 Green Lantern 117 Ghost Rider 118 TMNT3 119 Hero At Large 120 Push 121 Jumper 122 Condorman 123 Howard The Duck 124 Aquaman 125 Punisher: War Zone 126 Toxic Avenger Part II 127 TMNT: OOTS 128 TMNT14 129 Hulk 130 Bloodshot 131 Daredevil 132 The Crow: City of Angels 133 The Punisher 04 134 The Punisher 89 135 Batman Forever 136 Kick Ass 2 137 Steel 138 Glass 139 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen 140 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 141 X-Men: Apocalypse 142 Split 143 Suicide Squad 144 Brightburn 145 X-Men Origins: Wolverine 146 The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 147 Sgt Kabukiman NYPD 148 The Phantom 149 Toxic Avenger 150 The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers 151 The Shadow 152 The Toxic Avenger Part III 153 Spawn 154 Batman and Robin 155 Elektra 156 Morbius 157 My Super Ex-Girlfriend 158 Zoom 159 Underdog 160 Catwoman 161 The Spirit 162 Jonah Hex 163 Fant4stic 164 Max Steel 165 Superman IV: The Quest For Peace 166 Dark Phoenix 167 Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV 168 Fast Color 169 Joker Folie a deux 170 Kraven The Hunter 171 Archenemy 172 Son of the Mask 173 The Crow: Wicked Prayer 174 Super Capers 175 All Superheroes Must Die

Tom Hardy really has chemistry with Tom Hardy. It’s Venom: The Last Dance this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at https://upallnightmovies.com/   Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Down Brian - Down Al - Down Thoreau - Down   Ranking RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Logan 5 Deadpool & Wolverine 6 Captain America: Civil War 7 The Avengers 8 The Dark Knight 9 THE Suicide Squad 10 Thor Ragnarok 11 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 12 Black Panther 13 Iron Man 14 Captain America: The Winter Soldier 15 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2 16 Guardians of the Galaxy 17 Batman Begins 18 Batman 89 19 Spider-Man 2 20 Spider-Man Homecoming 21 Spider-Man Far From Home 22 Black Panther: Wakanda Forever 23 Thor: Love and Thunder 24 Deadpool 2 25 Deadpool 26 The Batman 27 Captain America: The First Avenger 28 Spider-Man 29 X-Men: Days of Future Past 30 Dr Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 31 Shang-Chi 32 Joker 33 Captain Marvel 34 Ant-Man 35 Blue Beetle 36 Black Widow 37 Ant-Man and the Wasp 38 Eternals 39 Avengers: The Age of Ultron 40 Birds Of Prey 41 Wonder Woman 1984 42 Wonder Woman 43 Iron Man 3 44 The Dark Knight Rises 45 Superman 1978 46 The Marvels 47 Dr Strange 48 Thor 49 Kick-Ass 50 X-Men First Class 51 Hellboy 52 X2 53 Darkman 54 Iron Man 2 55 Swamp Thing 56 Hellboy II: The Golden Army 57 Watchmen 58 X-Men 2000 59 Batman Returns 60 Blade 61 Defendor 62 Unbreakable 63 The Crow 64 Batman 66 65 Orgazmo 66 Superman II 67 Ant-Man & The Wasp: Quantumania 68 Shazam! 69 Thor: The Dark World 70 The Wolverine 71 Superman Returns 72 Blade II 73 Mystery Men 74 Super 75 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 76 Venom: The Last Dance 77 Chronicle 78 Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance 79 Man of Steel 80 Venom: Let There Be Carnage 81 The Green Hornet 82 The Incredible Hulk 83 Sky High 84 The Mask 85 Constantine 86 The New Mutants 87 The Rocketeer 88 Superman III 89 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 90 The Return of Swamp Thing 91 The Flash 92 Shazam! Fury of the Gods 93 Superhero Movie 94 Blade Trinity 95 Batman V Superman: Dawn of justice 96 Venom 97 Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom 98 Black Adam 99 Fantastic Four: The Rise of Silver Surfer 100 Hancock 101 Fantastic Four 102 Madame Web 103 Blankman 104 Supergirl 105 The Crow 2024 106 Hellboy 2019 107 Power Rangers 108 The Meteor Man 109 Justice League 110 X-Men Last Stand 111 Van Helsing 112 Spiderman 3 113 The Amazing Spider-Man 114 TMNT2 115 Superman and the Mole Men 116 Green Lantern 117 Ghost Rider 118 TMNT3 119 Hero At Large 120 Push 121 Jumper 122 Condorman 123 Howard The Duck 124 Aquaman 125 Punisher: War Zone 126 Toxic Avenger Part II 127 TMNT: OOTS 128 TMNT14 129 Hulk 130 Bloodshot 131 Daredevil 132 The Crow: City of Angels 133 The Punisher 04 134 The Punisher 89 135 Batman Forever 136 Kick Ass 2 137 Steel 138 Glass 139 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen 140 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 141 X-Men: Apocalypse 142 Split 143 Suicide Squad 144 Brightburn 145 X-Men Origins: Wolverine 146 The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 147 Sgt Kabukiman NYPD 148 The Phantom 149 Toxic Avenger 150 The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers 151 The Shadow 152 The Toxic Avenger Part III 153 Spawn 154 Batman and Robin 155 Elektra 156 Morbius 157 My Super Ex-Girlfriend 158 Zoom 159 Underdog 160 Catwoman 161 The Spirit 162 Jonah Hex 163 Fant4stic 164 Max Steel 165 Superman IV: The Quest For Peace 166 Dark Phoenix 167 Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV 168 Fast Color 169 Joker Folie a deux 170 Archenemy 171 Son of the Mask 172 The Crow: Wicked Prayer 173 Super Capers 174 All Superheroes Must Die

What if they made a sequel and nobody came? It’s Joker Folie a Deux this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at https://upallnightmovies.com/   Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Down Brian - Down Al - Down Thoreau - Down   RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Logan 5 Deadpool & Wolverine 6 Captain America: Civil War 7 The Avengers 8 The Dark Knight 9 THE Suicide Squad 10 Thor Ragnarok 11 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 12 Black Panther 13 Iron Man 14 Captain America: The Winter Soldier 15 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2 16 Guardians of the Galaxy 17 Batman Begins 18 Batman 89 19 Spider-Man 2 20 Spider-Man Homecoming 21 Spider-Man Far From Home 22 Black Panther: Wakanda Forever 23 Thor: Love and Thunder 24 Deadpool 2 25 Deadpool 26 The Batman 27 Captain America: The First Avenger 28 Spider-Man 29 X-Men: Days of Future Past 30 Dr Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 31 Shang-Chi 32 Joker 33 Captain Marvel 34 Ant-Man 35 Blue Beetle 36 Black Widow 37 Ant-Man and the Wasp 38 Eternals 39 Avengers: The Age of Ultron 40 Birds Of Prey 41 Wonder Woman 1984 42 Wonder Woman 43 Iron Man 3 44 The Dark Knight Rises 45 Superman 1978 46 The Marvels 47 Dr Strange 48 Thor 49 Kick-Ass 50 X-Men First Class 51 Hellboy 52 X2 53 Darkman 54 Iron Man 2 55 Swamp Thing 56 Hellboy II: The Golden Army 57 Watchmen 58 X-Men 2000 59 Batman Returns 60 Blade 61 Defendor 62 Unbreakable 63 The Crow 64 Batman 66 65 Orgazmo 66 Superman II 67 Ant-Man & The Wasp: Quantumania 68 Shazam! 69 Thor: The Dark World 70 The Wolverine 71 Superman Returns 72 Blade II 73 Mystery Men 74 Super 75 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 76 Chronicle 77 Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance 78 Man of Steel 79 Venom: Let There Be Carnage 80 The Green Hornet 81 The Incredible Hulk 82 Sky High 83 The Mask 84 Constantine 85 The New Mutants 86 The Rocketeer 87 Superman III 88 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 89 The Return of Swamp Thing 90 The Flash 91 Shazam! Fury of the Gods 92 Superhero Movie 93 Blade Trinity 94 Batman V Superman: Dawn of justice 95 Venom 96 Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom 97 Black Adam 98 Fantastic Four: The Rise of Silver Surfer 99 Hancock 100 Fantastic Four 101 Madame Web 102 Blankman 103 Supergirl 104 The Crow 2024 105 Hellboy 2019 106 Power Rangers 107 The Meteor Man 108 Justice League 109 X-Men Last Stand 110 Van Helsing 111 Spiderman 3 112 The Amazing Spider-Man 113 TMNT2 114 Superman and the Mole Men 115 Green Lantern 116 Ghost Rider 117 TMNT3 118 Hero At Large 119 Push 120 Jumper 121 Condorman 122 Howard The Duck 123 Aquaman 124 Punisher: War Zone 125 Toxic Avenger Part II 126 TMNT: OOTS 127 TMNT14 128 Hulk 129 Bloodshot 130 Daredevil 131 The Crow: City of Angels 132 The Punisher 04 133 The Punisher 89 134 Batman Forever 135 Kick Ass 2 136 Steel 137 Glass 138 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen 139 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 140 X-Men: Apocalypse 141 Split 142 Suicide Squad 143 Brightburn 144 X-Men Origins: Wolverine 145 The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 146 Sgt Kabukiman NYPD 147 The Phantom 148 Toxic Avenger 149 The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers 150 The Shadow 151 The Toxic Avenger Part III 152 Spawn 153 Batman and Robin 154 Elektra 155 Morbius 156 My Super Ex-Girlfriend 157 Zoom 158 Underdog 159 Catwoman 160 The Spirit 161 Jonah Hex 162 Fant4stic 163 Max Steel 164 Superman IV: The Quest For Peace 165 Dark Phoenix 166 Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV 167 Fast Color 168 Joker Folie a deux 169 Archenemy 170 Son of the Mask 171 The Crow: Wicked Prayer 172 Super Capers 174 All Superheroes Must Die 

Goth kids are gonna be all about this in about 20 years. It’s The Crow 2024 this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment   https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at https://upallnightmovies.com/   Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Down Brian - Down Al - Down Thoreau - Down   Ranking RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Logan 5 Deadpool & Wolverine 6 Captain America: Civil War 7 The Avengers 8 The Dark Knight 9 THE Suicide Squad 10 Thor Ragnarok 11 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 12 Black Panther 13 Iron Man 14 Captain America: The Winter Soldier 15 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2 16 Guardians of the Galaxy 17 Batman Begins 18 Batman 89 19 Spider-Man 2 20 Spider-Man Homecoming 21 Spider-Man Far From Home 22 Black Panther: Wakanda Forever 23 Thor: Love and Thunder 24 Deadpool 2 25 Deadpool 26 The Batman 27 Captain America: The First Avenger 28 Spider-Man 29 X-Men: Days of Future Past 30 Dr Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 31 Shang-Chi 32 Joker 33 Captain Marvel 34 Ant-Man 35 Blue Beetle 36 Black Widow 37 Ant-Man and the Wasp 38 Eternals 39 Avengers: The Age of Ultron 40 Birds Of Prey 41 Wonder Woman 1984 42 Wonder Woman 43 Iron Man 3 44 The Dark Knight Rises 45 Superman 1978 46 The Marvels 47 Dr Strange 48 Thor 49 Kick-Ass 50 X-Men First Class 51 Hellboy 52 X2 53 Darkman 54 Iron Man 2 55 Swamp Thing 56 Hellboy II: The Golden Army 57 Watchmen 58 X-Men 2000 59 Batman Returns 60 Blade 61 Defendor 62 Unbreakable 63 The Crow 64 Batman 66 65 Orgazmo 66 Superman II 67 Ant-Man & The Wasp: Quantumania 68 Shazam! 69 Thor: The Dark World 70 The Wolverine 71 Superman Returns 72 Blade II 73 Mystery Men 74 Super 75 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 76 Chronicle 77 Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance 78 Man of Steel 79 Venom: Let There Be Carnage 80 The Green Hornet 81 The Incredible Hulk 82 Sky High 83 The Mask 84 Constantine 85 The New Mutants 86 The Rocketeer 87 Superman III 88 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 89 The Return of Swamp Thing 90 The Flash 91 Shazam! Fury of the Gods 92 Superhero Movie 93 Blade Trinity 94 Batman V Superman: Dawn of justice 95 Venom 96 Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom 97 Black Adam 98 Fantastic Four: The Rise of Silver Surfer 99 Hancock 100 Fantastic Four 101 Madame Web 102 Blankman 103 Supergirl 104 The Crow 2024 105 Hellboy 2019 106 Power Rangers 107 The Meteor Man 108 Justice League 109 X-Men Last Stand 110 Van Helsing 111 Spiderman 3 112 The Amazing Spider-Man 113 TMNT2 114 Superman and the Mole Men 115 Green Lantern 116 Ghost Rider 117 TMNT3 118 Hero At Large 119 Push 120 Jumper 121 Condorman 122 Howard The Duck 123 Aquaman 124 Punisher: War Zone 125 Toxic Avenger Part II 126 TMNT: OOTS 127 TMNT14 128 Hulk 129 Bloodshot 130 Daredevil 131 The Crow: City of Angels 132 The Punisher 04 133 The Punisher 89 134 Batman Forever 135 Kick Ass 2 136 Steel 137 Glass 138 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen 139 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 140 X-Men: Apocalypse 141 Split 142 Suicide Squad 143 Brightburn 144 X-Men Origins: Wolverine 145 The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 146 Sgt Kabukiman NYPD 147 The Phantom 148 Toxic Avenger 149 The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers 150 The Shadow 151 The Toxic Avenger Part III 152 Spawn 153 Batman and Robin 154 Elektra 155 Morbius 156 My Super Ex-Girlfriend 157 Zoom 158 Underdog 159 Catwoman 160 The Spirit 161 Jonah Hex 162 Fant4stic 163 Max Steel 164 Superman IV: The Quest For Peace 165 Dark Phoenix 166 Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV 167 Fast Color 168 Archenemy 169 Son of the Mask 170 The Crow: Wicked Prayer 171 Super Capers 172 All Superheroes Must Die