Episode 5: A Practical Lesson in Dungeoneering

Tizara, Tolgar, Ryelion, and Feno have finally come to the place where it all started: the abandoned castle. Our intrepid travelers will use every trick in their arsenal to take down a desperate hungry foe bent on manifesting the end of Time itself. Plus, a glimpse into what could have been a blossoming romance between Major Ryelion (aka Lazarus the Good, aka Lazarus of the Questionable Accent) and Tizara in another time. Join us for the epic conclusion to our first season of Half-Orc Half-Orchestra!

The adventurers have now learned the true identity of Lazarus and a game of cat and mouse begins. The party must race against the unraveling of the fabric of time but not without the help of some friends from their past. When Lazarus leads them to a seemingly dead end, will the party be able to find him? Or will they be lost to the slowly gathering nothingness?

The party again appears at the castle gates, only this time to they do not recognize each other. Our adventurers use the time to piece back together valuable information in order to get one step closer to the truth. As our heroes recollect their forgotten memories, a search through the castle's dungeon reveals not one, but two surprises...

On route to Jeff and Tony's to find the latest book and save a swiftly decomposing Lazarus, the adventurers come upon a stretch of forest and path that will lead them to their hopeful destination. Along the way, the party meets a romantically challenged bear, a mysterious Baker, and an eccentric retiree. Feno decides to stretch his hospitality for the hopefully welcoming guests. We also discover that Lazarus is not what he currently appears to be.

After reaching a river of rapid aging, the adventurers discover a hooded figure who invites them to traverse a mysterious labyrinth to reach the other side.  The party soon discovers that a clock deep within the halls of the maze is cutting their time short with each chime.  Plus Tolgar learns more about his magic and, especially, its limits.

Having been greeted at the castle entry by a handsome paladin suspiciously named Lazarus, the quartet discover time is not on their 5th party member's side.  As Lazarus begins to show signs of shedding his mortal coil, the adventurers learn of the book that has followed them through each variation of their quest. This time the mysterious tome might hold the secret for keeping the new found companion alive.

Our heroes descend into Ulfang's Layer and discover all is not as it seems. It appears there is a hidden talent and a surprising back story to the King of Rats.  We also learn that there is more than one occupant in this level and the two neighbors have been feuding for time unknown. Ryelion, with his newfound pacifism before violence mindset learns the incredible art of...seduction?

Our party, having encountered an enormous group of rodents, receives help from a strange ally with a tragic backstory about the hero’s quest giver, Queen Marjorie. Assigned to a unique quest, the party ventures deeper into a chaotic, character-filled dungeon that was not entirely made up on the spot since the DM accidentally deleted what he needed for the particular encounter this week. Also will one of our characters find out what the road to peace and enlightenment really means?

Our band of adventurers take on an assignment to learn more about the strange universes they find themselves in. Will their mission be successful? Or is it back to school for them?

After Feno's rash decision to eat an apple from the newfound trees, he has now been petrified, leaving the party with a riddle that could point them in the direction of Feno's revival. On the road to finding more clues to saving their friend, the party begins to understand they're not quite in the same realm anymore...or did they never really leave?