Jet Ski Summer

The Baes investigate the mysterious death of Hvaldimir, the Norweigan Beluga whale accused of subterfuge. Julian also laments the lack of weathered looking Hollywood leading men and Brian uses his grad school education to ask for help.

The Baes watched the Presidential debate so you don't have to! Or if you did watch it, that's cool too! Relive the highlights with us cause we got something to say about everything in this one.

Brian and Julian address the BRAT of it all, the Kamalaissance, and Cuba's (lack of) athletes in this year's Olympics. Also, Julian shares poo poo stories from the pool and the boys get into a kerfuffle over Olympic surfing.

The Baes discuss the sudden breakup of Tenacious D, the rise of gay fascism, and why the RNC is considered Grindr's Super Bowl.

It's a jet ski big fake boob summer here at the Guantanmo Baes! Julian is officially a certified lifeguard, Brian has a new comedy show premiering, and Cuba receives a visitor who they claim was trained by an American-based militia. What will the gang get into next??

Was Robin Williams a joke thief? Are we ready for a Brat Pack revival? Will any of this even matter if the nukes end up flying with Russian warships loitering just off the Florida coast?

Julian shoots guns in the country, security at Cannes get handsy with Kelly Rowland, and the Baes express their differing points of view when it comes to hanging out under bridges. The Pope throwing out gay slurs also emboldens Brian to try an Italian accent way too much in this one. Y'all, we watched the Garfield Movie after recording this and literally walked out of the theater. Please don't give them your money, it's so bad.

How many Peabodys does one have to curl to get a good workout? Would you try to steal a manual transmission car if you couldn't drive stick? Should people have better vocabulary when it comes to describing fashion?

It’s an episode of advents! Brian and Julian get into a Khruangbin pissing contest, the Baes lament the rise of "Mid TV," and we fangirl over the upcoming Sydney Sweeney/Ana de Armas collab.

The Baes dish the chisme on the past schemes and recent sentencing of Cuban spy cosplaying as American diplomat, Manuel Rocha. Also, Brian reaches out to the last person to ever cast OJ Simpson in a film and the palace kitties of Mexico receive a well deserved social safety net.