Episode 16: “Alpha Cucks”

Roger Blackksmyth joins the Kids in this episode. Roger talks about living in Maryland, and his start in music before comedy. We talk about everything ranging from successful immigrants in America, China’s plan, talented homeless people, abortion, creepy old men and older women. Ever heard of The Rugrats Conspiracy? It’s all talked about on this episode.

Aj Santos joins the kids for this episode. We talk about ghosts, purgatory, and dreams. Aj rates the best Asians. The kids talk about Halloween costumes, Brittany Griner, the “Dahmer” show, the comedy writing process, Iran, Kobe Bryant, and Aj answers questions from our listeners.

Aaron Thompson joins us in this episode. We talk about his life from a police officer to a comedian, the police academy, corruption in the LASD, and getting booed on stage for being a cop. Aaron shared a story about the time his son did standup, and opening for Lunell and Katt Williams. We dive into some crazy stories from Aaron’s LAPD days, and accidentally discharging his weapon. Aaron is also coaches youth basketball. We talk about basketball, the best basketball and cop movies, Denzel Washington, and John Travolta.

The Kids roast each other for most of the episode. We also talk about the new 6th street bridge in LA, street takeovers, and silent farts.

We have some returning guests and a new guest for this episode. Mario Rodriguez and McKenna Jarrel grace us again, and Buster Brown joins us for the first time for this wild episode. People get tased, phobias and alcoholism are discussed, and the difference between fear boners and anxiety boners. McKenna had the rant of the year, but Buster may have taken that throne on this episode. Mushrooms were consumed, a lot of weed was smoked, Mario loves acid, and Buster knows his presidents.

Shaman Johal and Peter Nesh join us for this hilarious episode. We talk about Netflix and comedy, weird sexual appetites, Polyamorous relationships, watching dudes bang your girl, and how Alex got hit in the face with a beer bottle twice in one weekend. Knowing when to back out of a fight is a sign of manhood. Shaman knows the Indian accent is funny. Peter and his various business endeavors. We discuss the mafia back then and now, flamboyant Persians, fathers, discipline, 90’s things, Ryan and his lack of hygiene, and popping your LA comedy cherry. This was a fun episode, and we’ll definitely be having Shaman and Peter on again.

The kids discuss the conclusion to the Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard trial or as we like to refer to as: “Jihad Depp vs Amber Haram.” Homeless people are more aware than you think. Squatters have rights lol. America is about to go through another recession. Kenan would never survive an apocalypse. We talk about the Uvalde school shooting, the cause of mass shooters, gun control, and… Alex recorded a new fart.

Xavier Campos joins the Kids for this episode. Xavier talks about life on porn sets. It’s only normal to go from talking about porn to talking about masturbation. They go hand in hand… We talk about different masturbation methods, masturbating in socks, and the weirdest places we’ve masturbated at. Alex talks about the correlation between heroin and candy. The Kids talk about the different vices we have. Kenan and Xavier’s food porn on Instagram. We also discuss Dick Pills aka Blue Chews aka First Impressions, Dave Chappelle, words that shouldn’t be offensive, and our Top Rap Albums.

On this episode, Alex talks about his new novel that he’s about to release. We also dive into homelessness and mental health. The kids reminisce about Tony Hawk and the video games. We talk about the the city of Irvine, the Johnny Depp and Amber Turd Defamation case, and Kenan’s recent set at the “Nice Bits” show at the Rec Room. Getting a bad haircut is the worst, Josh is a KarEN who loves F1. We list the Top 3 Sports Apparel/Jersey’s as well as Top 3 Cultural Food.

On this episode of the Grown Kids Podcast, we introduce our new camera guy, Ryan Radusinovic. We talk about the new Batman movie, and debate the best Batman films, villains, and actors who played Batman, and not to mention the fact that LA needs a Batman. Ryan talks about his standup and film career. Alex goes into full Tony Montana mode. Ryan has a fear of chocolate bars. We talked a bit about the Will Smith slap, toxic women, and how toxic women create the worst kind of men… Alpha Cucks.