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On Episode 23, Grant presents the story of an explorer who’s been walking around the globe for 28 years, only to return to his mother’s basement. Also, Chinese robots are accused of “slacking off” on the job, Tony Iommi joins William Shatner’s metal band, and Grant is thinking of starting an OnlyFans for his feet.Grant Random Reports The News is a comedy podcast exploring funny and bizarre news, strange human behavior, questionable information, and other nonsense.Subscribe to Grant’s newsletter at grantrandom.beehiiv.com or at grantrandom.com.

On Episode 22, Grant explores a story about a time traveler from the year 3700 who warns that there will be a future war with robots that he’s says are dicks. Also covered this week, a famous video of Bigfoot gets debunked, AI researchers have started smoking cigarettes, and a listener submits a news story found on social media. What could possibly go wrong?This episode is brought to you by Grant’s newsletter. Each week, Grant shares stuff he’s into and explores things that he doesn’t cover on this podcast or his radio show. It’s weekly, it’s free, and it’s about time you subscribed at grantrandom.beehiiv.com or grantrandom.com.

Episode 21 features an exploration of whether or not goblins are running AI, a Tokyo spa where you can be “rebirthed,” and an NFL quarterback isn’t sure we ever landed on the moon.Grant Random Reports The News is a comedy podcast exploring funny and bizarre news, strange human behavior, questionable information, and other nonsense.Subscribe for new episodes, and follow Grant Random (@grantrandom) in most places for more.

Reptilians extraterrestrials are reportedly here and might not be cool, artificial intelligence may have some downsides, and an airline passenger has violated community standards. In Episode 20 of Grant Random Reports The News, Grant examines these developments, along with a listener-submitted story involving a man, a sofa, and a dubious source. Grant Random Reports The News is a comedy podcast exploring funny and bizarre news, strange human behavior, questionable information, and lots of other nonsense. Subscribe for new episodes, and follow Grant Random (@grantrandom) in most places for more.

Episode 19 features stories about a dildo attack, the secret to longevity, and royal UFO pilot.

The 18th episode of this politics-free newscast features stories about rats on birth control, a guy doing weird things with sheep, and a woman doing weird things with an airplane.

Episode 17 delves into news about cocaine sharks, a memorial for a discarded sex doll, and a couple that puts the fun in "funnel." Plus, "News From The Cosmos," "The Masturbation Minute," and a special report about a castration club.

Hear about the music that people are listening to while having sex, a prediction about the downfall of humanity, and the discovery of dicks on Mars.

Stories about International Masturbation Month, troubling news about Grandma, and more indecent exposure on Episode 15 of Grant Random Reports The News.

This week you'll hear about a guy busted for cannibalism, a new theory about the multiverse, and mechanophilia.