88. Under Siege (1992)

Unofficial and borderline illegal commentary track for Batman & Robin. Line up the “film” to 0:00 and watch it with us to celebrate 2 years of GoodBad 2: The Sequel

Did you know Shaq was a basketball player? Well Steel will not let you forget it. Did you know Steel is a character from Superman comics? Well there is no reference to that at all. Did you know that Steel is wiggly like rubber? Well evidently it was in 1997.

Mullet Kombat! The rules are simple, so they won’t be explained at all. Basically all you need to know is America and Korea are the only 2 teams in the karate world championships. Darth Vader himself coaches a rag tag group of American heartthrobs like Eric Roberts and Chris Penn to compete against the evil (?) Koreans then melodrama and montages ensue. Enjoy

Under Siege is everyone’s favorite Steven Seagal movie, it’s his highest rated film, and it was Oscar nominated. But is this Die Hard knockoff on a boat a “good” movie? Can a powerhouse performance from Tommy Lee Jones and the very presence of Gary Busy take it from Goodbad to good? Oh also Playboy Playmate Erika Eleniak is topless.

Kurt Russell, John Carpenter, ancient Chinese mysticism and monsters. Basically the absolute perfect recipe for a Goodbad cult classic.

Death comes for us all, in a very specific order. For some of us death really lays it on thick and blows up your house with a vodka bomb. On this episode we discuss the popular teen horror film from 2000, Final Destination starring Stan from the Eminem video.

This episode is in 3D and the 3rd dimension is terror

We know we know, you love Hook and you love Robin Williams. So do we. Both are global treasures. However Steven Spielberg himself has admitted he is not happy with Hook. It does have only 29% on Rotten Tomatoes. Plus it was originally meant to be a musical and it was going to star Michael Jackson. Soooo it’s worth discussing the 1991 retelling of Peter Pan vs Captain Hook and deciding if it is Goodbad or just bad.

On this episode we are reviewing Demolition Man: Attack of the Clones aka Judge Dredd. Is this guilty pleasure Stallone flick as bad as they say it is? Is it just Robocop redressed? Is Rob Schneider responsible for its failure? Give us a listen and find out, you’ll be glad you did.

(Spoilers)TEST YOUR MIGHT! On this episode Jon and Danielle discuss the brand new Mortal Kombat fresh off its theatrical and HBO Max release. Is is a flawless victory or a fatality?