46. Giving you fake cancer, boring boyfriends, and shitty brothers

In the case of Baby Bouffard...Jon, you ARE the father! In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss paternity tests for unborn children, fathers being petty, and security cameras in the house. Do you trust your spouse or do you need security cameras inside your house? Alex may not be doing anything bad...but Jon? We might need to investigate further. Also, stay tuned for the end where Jon and Alex reveal the gender of their baby!  Submit your questions here! 0:00 - Intro 18:14 - My Boss Hit On Me 24:29 - How Much Do You Tip? 27:53 - Friends with Benefits 30:53 - I’ve Never Been in a Relationship  35:06 - I Want a Paternity Test! 37:54 - My Father Didn’t Come To My Wedding 42:07 - His Parents Are Too Religious  47:26 - Are You Spying or Lying?  51:00 - My BF Doesn’t Try With My Kid 53:49 - Reading Your Secrets 55:07 - Listener Review 55:32 - Gender Reveal 59:39 - What Are You Over? Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon

Kissing your friends is fine…until it turns into a make-out session. In this weeks episode, Alex and Jon discuss friendship kisses, cancelled weddings, and friendships that have gone south. You know, not all friendships have to last forever. Alex’s friendships usually last awhile, whereas Jon’s only last 2-3 business days…or a year if you play Call of Duty.  Submit your questions here! 0:00 – Intro 30:51 – Risky Towel Business  33:21 – How Long Should You Wait To Remarry?  36:45 – Is Playful Kissing Cheating?  38:23 – My Fiance Cancelled Our Wedding 41:27 – My Husband Uses Dating Apps 44:58 – Close Friend or Foe?  49:50 – My Sister’s Wedding vs. My Baby 53:30 – My Wife Makes Out With Her Friends 58:31 – I Sold My Friend’s Concert Tickets 1:03:33 – Call of Booty 1:08:03 – Reading Your Secrets 1:09:38 – Listener Review   Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon

Would you call the cops on your own sister? Alex would. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss driving while high, pole dancing, and stalking your ex. Jon hasn’t stalked his ex in years but Alex just stalked hers last week. Don’t lie, we all want to see if we’re doing better than our exes! Safe to say, Alex and Jon have nothing to worry about. Submit your questions here! 0:00 – Intro 9:45 – We’re Growing Apart 11:48 – Balancing School and Life 14:10 – Say High to a DUI 17:37 – Should We Move In Together? 20:56 – New State, Same Business? 25:50 – I Want Support For My Pole Dancing  30:19 – Afraid of the Dark…Circles 35:07 – Boundaries At Work 39:15 – My BF Left Me In The Hospital  46:26 – He’s Stalking His Ex 52:48 – Reading Your Secrets 55:54 – What Are You Over? 58:26 – Listener Review   Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon

It’s time we normalized kissing your siblings on the lips…(or not, geez). In this week’s episode, Jon and Alex discuss strange sibling relationships, babies at weddings, and rude celebrity encounters. Just remember, if you ever meet Alex and Jon in public, Alex will want to be your best friend and Jon will want to leave immediately. It’s nothing personal, he just doesn’t enjoy genuine human interaction. Submit your questions here! 0:00 – Intro 11:34 – I Won’t Speak Badly About My Husband 13:43 – Our Sex Life is Vanilla 16:43 – Rude Celebrity Encounters 20:30 – Kissing Your Sibling  24:23 – Fading Friendships 28:09 – Grandparents or Grandpains in my Ass?  33:05 – Reaching Out To My Ex’s Mom 35:28 – To Move or Not To Move?  39:44 – Loaning Money To A Sibling  46:13 – Your Baby Can’t Come To My Wedding 52:25 – Reading Your Secrets 55:03 – Listener Review   Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon

In love with your best friend’s boyfriend? Stop. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon help you fall out of love with your best friend’s boyfriend, find love on dating apps, and confront ex’s about having fake cancer. What’s the biggest lie Jon has ever told Alex? Probably that he’s one inch taller. Guys will take every inch, am I right? Submit your questions here! 0:00 – Intro 12:17 – She’s Lying About Having Cancer 16:01 – I’m In Love with my Best Friend’s BF 18:14 – Finding Love on Tinder 25:19 – My Best Friend’s Boring Boyfriend 29:21 – Being Friends with The Opposite Sex  35:20 – My Father In Law is a Bigot 41:29 – Do I Send A Warning Letter?  46:27 – Hot For Neighbor 52:08 – Is It Religious? Or Personal?  59:53 – Reading Your Secrets 1:04:20 – What Are You Over? 1:06:06 – Listener Review Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon

Is Baby Bouffard finally on the way? In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon make a huge life announcement and discuss all things kids, pregnancy, and promiscuous pasts.  Jon considers getting a vasectomy and Alex dives into what you need to think about before having kids. Is Jon about to become a Zaddy? Is Alex entering her MILF era? Hit play and find out! Submit your questions here! 0:00 – Intro 12:23 – Do You Want Kids? 27:51 – My BF is Staying With His Ex 30:12 – My Husband Wants Kids, I Don’t 33:59 – Sperm Donor Dilemma 38:58 – Pregnancy Scare 42:22 – Promiscuous Boy 49:39 – Who is Getting Fixed? 59:14 – How Do I Parent When I’m Not One?  1:03:50 – Ready Your Secrets 1:06:26 – What Are You Over? 1:07:30 – Listener Review Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon

People need to learn how to say no, especially to brides. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss bachelorette parties getting too extreme, bedtime stories at 27, and how to handle your first STD. Alex even recalls a cooking class that left her feeling bamboozled, while Jon warns listeners to watch out for scammers. If Jon cares about one thing, it’s his money…and Alex, of course. Submit your questions here! 0:00 – Intro 22:18 – My Husband Finishes Fast 25:00 – Do I Pay for Dinner? 27:07 – What’s Your Type? 30:55 – I Need A Bedtime Story 33:17 – STDeal With It 36:02 – Should My Parents Pay For My Boobs? 39:02 – My Wife Sent Nudes To My Friend 45:00 – Bachelorette Blowup  54:28 – My Ex is Catfishing As Me 1:05:56 – Reading Your Secrets 1:08:04 – What Are You Over? 1:09:30 – Listener Review Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon

Mother-in-laws are like your husband’s ex-girlfriend who won’t leave him alone. This week, Alex and Jon discuss MIL relationships, workplace affairs, and husbands being TOO helpful? Is that possible? Jon even recounts a story from his music festivals days and crowd surfing. Let’s just say if Jon could go back and relive his glory days…he wouldn’t. Submit your questions here! 0:00 – Intro 7:37 – Do You Clean Together? 10:23 – How To De-escalate An Argument 13:03 – Is My Friend “Mothering” Me? 16:02 – Leaving Your Dog Behind 18:55 – My Husband Is Almost Too Helpful 24:05 – What Does My MIL Really Need? 29:22 – Yeah, You ARE The Asshole 38:29 – Your BF Needs AA 42:44 – My Boss Is Having An Affair 48:39 – Monster In Law 55:17 – What Are You Over? 57:47 – Listener Review Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon

Too afraid to poke your husband’s butthole? Let’s discuss. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon give their take on work wives, being a confident tall girl with a short king, and sleeping with your fiance’s sister. Other topics include being “friends” with your attractive coworker but hey, if you’re spending more time discussing spreadsheets than bed sheets, you’re probably safe. Submit your questions here! 0:00 – Intro 11:14 – Men and Their Buttholes 13:24 – Is having a “work” wife an emotional affair? 15:31 – Tall Girl Insecurities 18:24 – Do I Need To Do A 30’s Birthday Trip? 20:25 – Half Naked Women In My Husbands Phone 23:27 – My Body Count Got Me Dumped 26:23 – I Hooked Up with My Fiance’s Sister 32:01 – To Vacation or Not To Vacation? 34:43 – I’m Still Thinking About Past Sexual Experiences 39:43 – Co-Worker, Friend, or Potential Lover? 44:55 – Should I Take My Husband’s Last Name? 50:19 – Icks 54:10 – Listener Review Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon

If you’ve ever been in a relationship, you know how outside influences can do more harm than good at any given time. Even when your gut is telling you the answer, those outside factors can get you to second guess yourself. The truth is, you just have to trust yourself sometimes and go with your intuition. In this episode, Jon and Alex answer listener questions about a proposal that’s not a surprise, setting financial boundaries with your parents, sleeping with your sister’s ex husband, your boyfriend’s suspicious relationship with your stepmom, and figuring out how to say goodbye to your soulmate. Submit your questions here! (0:00) Intro (13:33) Our Listeners Give Their Advice (18:30) Is A Proposal Still Special If You Know It’s Happening? (20:20) Is It Still The Thought That Counts? (24:16) Does Giving Back To Your Parents Need Boundaries? (30:11) Why Are You Sleeping With Your Sisters Ex Husband? (34:18) How You Start Your Family Is Your Choice (37:43) Your House Is Your Safe Space (41:22) How To Say Goodbye (45:50) Are Your Boyfriend And Stepmom Hiding Something? (50:05) Listener Review (50:44) Icks Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon