REVIEW: The Batman (2022)

Grift and Kelton review Marvel's first horror-coded picture that's terrifying funko pop collectors across the multiverse. 

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tell your friends about GIGO / support us on Patreon / check out our website: GIGO.PLUS Kelton (@trashcannes) and Grift (@GRIFTSH0P) are back from spring break and ready to short the box office to zero.  1. Box Office: ‘Fantastic Beasts 3’ Opens to Franchise-Low $43 Million 2. Thor: Love & Thunder 3. Stranger Things S4 4. Crimes of the Future 5. Paws of Fury 6. Memory 7. Actor Matthew Lillard And Director Bill Whirity Create “Decentralized Movie Studio”; 8. spirit Halloween movie in development 9. The Batman passes $750M as it debuts on HBO Max tomorrow/today/yesterday 10. AMC is now letting you buy movie tickets with Dogecoin

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tell your friends about GIGO / support us on Patreon / check out our website: GIGO.PLUS Kelton (@trashcannes) and Grift (@GRIFTSH0P) discuss the first (and possibly best) blockbuster of 2022. All hail Matt Reeves!

tell your friends about GIGO / support us on Patreon / check out our website: GIGO.PLUS Kelton and Grift were looking at you from across the bar and think you'd be a great fit for a character in our screenplay. 1. ‘Uncharted’ & ‘Dog’ Keep Box Office Warm In Second Weekends Before ‘The Batman’ Conquers 2. Baz Luherman’s Elvis 3. Hustle 4. Father Stu 5. Alice 6. Panama 7. Ultrasound 8. Windfall 9. Firestarter 10. Fresh