No Romance Please

WE’RE BACK! SEASON TWO or something like that. Catch up with Kimmy and Hannah as they discuss what’s been going on, martinis, and Kimmy’s 2025 in and out list.PLUS special guest HOLLY THE TINY CAT.

OKAY WHO IS FED UP WITH DATING APPS?! Well, Kimmy and Hannah are. In this episode the girls discuss the absolute mess of dating in today's climate, the difference in the dating apps, recent date stories, and more. Sit back and enjoy the rant!

Kimmy and Hannah finally reconnect on the pod after a brief hiatus. The girls discuss new trends they're seeing on Hinge profiles, Kimmy's recent first date, Hannah's weird weekend out, and if there's a benefit to using Feet Finder.

On this episode, Kimmy and Hannah don't wear makeup in an effort to be more demure and modest. The girls discuss the Olympics, breaking drama, Jools Lebron, kitschy mailboxes, nicknames, thesaurus.com, kombucha, having at least three beverages, and leasing struggles. Also, they discuss BUGS at the end of the episode, so TRIGGER WARNING besties!!!!

This week, Kimmy and Hannah discuss being "soft-ghosted" and the end of Kimmy's most recent situationship. The girls also discuss recent bad dating profiles, their strong opinions on iced coffee, pasta beds, learning song lyrics, cash loan companies, and public trusts.

This week Kimmy and Hannah discuss updates to their dating life, why men won't text back, an old pal on Bumble, using tiny ducks as a litmus test, train travel, and a bop by P!nk. Plus, we have an update on a Kimmy story!

Kimmy and Hannah have some updates from past stories, more boy drama (including CRINGE messages), physical touch during hot months, sleeping with a sunburn, finding the perfect body wash, what happened to a baby bird, and Kimmy's experience seeing The Basement Yard live. PLUS - what will be the song of the summer????

On today's episode, Kimmy and Hannah cover fine line tattoos, more on the resurgence of 2000s fashion, texting habits of men we've dated, what it means when a man says he "isn't ready" to date, and the pitfalls of modern dating. Plus, is it rat boyfriend summer???

It's the dirty thirty episode!! Join Kimmy and Hannah on today's episode as they talk about dating life updates, Hannah's embarrassing vacuum story, dumb alpha males online, and Fear Factor. Plus, the gals reminisce on magazine advice from the early 2000s

Today Kimmy and Hannah discuss Kimmy's birthday celebration, pet sitting, a close encounter with a scary gay(?), and awful dating profiles. Plus, is Justin Bieber being a lizard person?!