Who Won 2025? (Spoiler: Not Us)

It’s our final Something Ain’t Right of 2025, and baby… we checked the scoreboard. Whoever won this year, it sure wasn’t us. We dig into the quiet, fateful shift in who’s buying America’s debt—because apparently even our IOUs are getting nervous. Then we wade through the heavily redacted Epstein files, which somehow manage to be both incomplete and still horrifying, reminding us that we’ve only scratched the surface of the evil behind his trafficking network. We look at how surviving a disaster now depends on what you can afford, because nothing says “land of the free” like tiered catastrophe pricing. And finally, we count down the 55 mind‑blowing facts we learned in 2025—some wild, some weird, all of them proof that this year has been doing the absolute most.Grab your snacks, your side‑eye, and your sanity—Frangela is sending you into the New Year with laughs, truth, and a whole lot of “something ain’t right.”Happy New Year, family!Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - PodcastAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

We're taking some time off for the holidays, but we have you covered with a "Best of Idiot of the Week" episode. We'll see you in 2026! Happy holidays!!!Your weekly fix of wacky, zany craziness as only Frangela can provide! You send in stories of real-life idiots and we mock them for your edification. It is our sacred duty.Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support.Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo.Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support.Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Idiot of the Week, the race for the title of world’s dumbest is so tight, it’s practically a photo finish—except the contestants are sprinting backward into a wall.First up, we have a drunk tourist who managed to get himself banned from Rome’s iconic Trevi Fountain. Nothing says "holiday adventure" like getting a lifetime ban!Next, a surgeon who thought, “You know what would really spice up my medical career? Performing my own vasectomy and broadcasting it on Facebook.” Then there’s Stacy Lynn Steady, who might just inspire the next great country song with her attempt to flee the police while ignoring the golden rule of evasion: there’s always time for panties. And finally, a 31-year-old who swallowed his rosary beads because he believed Satan’s disciples were tailing him on an American Airlines flight. Let’s just say, this is not the kind of in-flight entertainment anyone signed up for.Who will claim the crown of idiocy this week? Tune in for your weekly dose of jaw-dropping absurdity and relentless mockery—because when the stupid compete, we all win.Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on The Final Word, Trump declared that America has gone from the worst country in the world to the best—thanks to him, of course—and then screamed at all of us for not being grateful enough for the paradise he apparently built with his bare hands and a Sharpie. Meanwhile, Susie Wiles spent the year whispering to Vanity Fair and now the receipts are out, and baby, they are messy. Jack Smith told Congress he’s got “proof beyond a reasonable doubt” that Trump conspired to overturn the 2020 election, and we are clutching our pearls and popcorn. Four House Republicans broke ranks to force a vote on extending ACA subsidies, and 82% of Americans say they’re happy with their health insurance… but next week might be a whole different story. Plus your emails, your brilliance, and Frangela’s signature side-eye. Come for the chaos, stay for the catharsis.Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - Podcastfrangela.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Something Ain’t Right, the pattern is clear: cruelty isn’t a bug, it’s the feature. The White House has launched a “Media Offenders” site and tipline—because apparently Big Brother needed a snitch line. New border rules could require selfies and five years of social media history, proving that privacy is now just a punchline. Meanwhile, Chinese billionaires are having dozens of U.S.‑born babies via surrogates, because loopholes are the new luxury item. And the U.S. government is literally designing memes to mainstream sadopopulism—weaponizing LOLs to spread the ugly. Frangela is here to laugh, scream, and side‑eye through the madness, because honestly… something ain’t right.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on The Final Word, the circus is back in town and the tent is on fire. Trump proudly announced the U.S. seized an oil tanker off Venezuela—because nothing says diplomacy like shouting “Mine!” across the ocean. Meanwhile, the White House is literally selling immigration with the new Trump Gold Visa, proving that citizenship is now a QVC item. Nick Fuentes preached “truth,” which is terrifying enough to make us want to hide under the bed. Trump called Europe “weak” and “decaying” while praising authoritarian BFFs Viktor Orbán and Recep Erdoğan—because apparently democracy is passé. He also reversed his pledge to release the full video of the Sept. 2 Caribbean strike on a supposed drug boat, because transparency is only fun until it shows you killing survivors. A federal judge greenlit the release of grand jury transcripts in the Ghislaine Maxwell sex trafficking case, and Texas teamed up with Turning Point USA to launch “Club America” chapters in every high school—because indoctrination is easier when you give it a mascot.  https://frangela.com/Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Something Ain’t Right, the stupid is scaling new heights—literally. Austrian prosecutors charged a man with manslaughter through negligence after his reckless climbing plans allegedly led to his girlfriend’s death. Meanwhile, parents are facing first‑degree murder charges for forcing their kids onto an “extreme alkaline diet” they picked up from social media—because apparently Facebook is now a medical school. Over in Yosemite, MLK Day and Juneteenth are out as free entry days, but Trump’s birthday is in—because nothing says “national park” like narcissism. And Pantone has chosen its color and attitude for 2026, and it’s… white.… something ain’t right.Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - PodcastAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on The Final Word, the clown car of chaos is back on the road. A watchdog report says Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth risked endangering troops by sharing sensitive war plans on Signal—because apparently WhatsApp wasn’t insecure enough. Then he defended a deadly strike on a drug boat by calling it “the fog of war” while simultaneously tossing Admiral Frank Bradley under the bus. Meanwhile, Trump pardoned former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernandez, who was serving 45 years for moving 400 tons of cocaine—because nothing says “law and order” like freeing your favorite drug lord. Trump also called Somali immigrants “garbage” while attacking Rep. Ilhan Omar, and Homeland Secretary Kristi Noem wants to expand the travel ban like it’s a Costco membership. And just when you thought it couldn’t get weirder, Michael and Susan Dell pledged $6.25 billion to seed “Trump accounts” for kids—because apparently financial literacy now comes with a MAGA logo. Frangela is here to laugh, scream, and side‑eye through the madness, because somebody has to call out this circus.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Something Ain’t Right, Frangela is bringing the heat and asking the questions nobody else will. Like—what happens when college students can’t do math anymore? Spoiler: it ain’t cute. And whatever happened to neighborly neighbors? Because one hulking home addition has folks feuding like it’s Hatfields vs. McCoys, and the city officials are just as stumped. Meanwhile, the EPA decided to approve new “forever chemical” pesticides for food—because apparently poisoning us forever is now policy. And if that wasn’t enough, a new study shows 86% of toys sold online by non‑European retailers are dangerous for children. Dangerous. For. Children. Frangela is here to laugh, scream, and side‑eye through the madness, because honestly… SOMETHING AIN’T RIGHT.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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