The Onion Trader

Who was America's first President? George Washington, right? Wrong...sort of.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There is a fine line between genius and madness, and the single-minded fixation of one history's most brilliant musicians proves it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A hit song and inspired video prove that music can quite literally save people.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A protest march from Ohio to Washington, DC inspires one of the most iconic works of fiction in American history.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

America is a place where anyone from anywhere can do anything...even inspire the most powerful people on Earth!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ingenuity and greed combine on a scheme to corner the onion market...and change American commodities trading forever.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How far would you go to defend your nation? When the enemy is in sight and the odds are impossible, would you stand your ground and stand up for your freedom and your very way of life?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The indomitable American spirit can guide the nation through its darkest days...even when that spirit doesn't reside in a human.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

America has always been a devout nation, forever striving to uphold the ideals of the divine. And even when it has not, the goodness of its people has led it out of the darkness.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

American traditions can be passed down from generation to generation or created entirely by accident but nonetheless live forever.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.