Madonna Stories & What NOT To Say To Women

The podcasters who cried “emergency” are back to plead their ignorance on all things. First they chat about Halloween and their best and worst costumes. Then they shift gears into Francis Ford Coppola impressions before tackling news headlines, like the major sports betting scandal involving the mob and the real reason Jennifer Aniston turned down SNL before landing  Friends. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Isla Fisher drops by the “bomb shelter” to chat with Dana and David about all the A-list celebs she fills her time with, and how she got her big role in Wedding Crashers. She also shares stories from the set of Now You See Me: Now You Don’t. Plus she practices her pitch to Hello Sunshine with the guys. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Live from the Largo Theater in LA circa 2023! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A emergency intro discussing David caught up in the Salesforce CEO drama. Then, Dana and David recap their recent Vegas gig and having to bow to high rollers. David even shares fun facts about cards before they do all kinds of impressions of their manager (Marc Gurvitz), discuss the week of Trump and various house issues they are facing. They get into other news, plus explain the full ins and outs of the crypto world and how to crush a corporate stand up gig.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nick Offerman pops onto the pod to chat with Dana and David about his “Johnny Appleseed Mission”, which is why he wrote Little Woodchucks. They also chat about his latest movie with Jacob Tremblay called Sovereign which leads to a bigger discussion on how Nick bolsters his acting confidence, his breakout roles, and all their favorite films. And of course come Parks and Rec talk! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

David and Dana chat about David’s corporate gig in Seattle before sharing stories about Madonna back in the day and what you definitely shouldn’t say to women. Then they react to news stories like Taylor Swift’s spicy lyrics in her song “Wood” and how real aliens live among us. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In honor of Amy Poehler hosting SNL this week we're bringing this great episode back to the top! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dana and David react to the Nicole Kidman–Keith Urban split, then David unleashes life-on-the-road tales, including why he swears off coffee. The guys confess their undying love for cigarettes before they weigh in on Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl splash, wonder why Spade didn’t make Kanye’s list, talk celebrity group text chains, and debate whether AI actors are the future or a glitchy fad. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dana and David welcome Charlie Sheen (and brother Emilio Estevez briefly). Charlie relives sitting shoulder-to-shoulder at Canelo vs. Crawford with David (and living to tell it), deconstructs the origin story of his most famous catchphrases, and shares what it was like growing up alongside Rob Lowe and Sean Penn. Charlie breaks down the legendary 10–90 deal where he bet on himself and WON, the blockbuster roles he passed on, his surprising memorabilia obsession, and the moment he was convinced Tom Cruise was Latin.  Prime Members, shop deals up to 40% off this Prime Big Deal Days, October 7th and 8th! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From the archives, a live show with Zach Galifianakis! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices