Episode 105 & Three Quarters - One-sided Interview

You thought we forgot, didn't you? Nope. We just probably won't be making any more Fixers episodes. We hope to have some creative projects to share in the future, but in the meantime we're working to make sure the Fixers Archives stay active. We must not let them silence our great works! Er....good works. Okay-ish works.... look we recorded some stuff, and maybe someone will want to hear it in the future. You never know.

Some sad news to bring you down and some stupid silly news to cheer you back up

Somehow, in spite of an almost double-length D&D session, we come up about 15 minutes shy of an hour on this one. Rest assured, good listener, it is for the best. Besides, think of all the neat activities you could do with that time instead!  Episode ingredients: Look At Your Friends And Make A Sex Noise, Monster World Is Opposite, DeLorean Grey, Next Week Tonight, The 10,000 Sedans of Bartholomew Cubbins, 8.5 Minute D&D, and Budget Art Heist Send your questions & problems to [email protected] Twitter - twitter.com/FixersInc Instagram - instagram.com/fixersinc The Evil One - facebook.com/fixersincorporated Support us on Patreon - www.patreon.com/fixerspodcast

We are masters of navigating those tricky moral grey areas. A game show about bum fights? Definitely bad. Murdering our boss with very expensive bullets? Good!   Episode ingredients: Every Day Is Nap Day, I See You Everywhere, A Couple of Failures, I Like My Crumble Beach, (Introducing) Ruin This For Me - Vinyl Records, Flo’s Fate, Get Off My Elevator - F*** Mary Kill, and McCallister .45   Send your questions & problems to [email protected]   Twitter - twitter.com/FixersInc   Instagram - instagram.com/fixersinc   The Bad One - facebook.com/fixersincorporated   Support us on Patreon - www.patreon.com/fixerspodcast

While Dave’s been traveling for work, we thought we’d share a little experimental recording that Chris and our perennial friend Ryan made: two halves of an interview recorded separately and then spliced together. Ben found it so dreadfully dull and unfunny that he practically begged them to let him publish it.

Join your three all-time favorite podcasters, Goose, Iceman, and Daywalker (or perhaps Haymaker?), as they bring you a regular ol’ episode of this podcast that’s just like all the others that came before it.

Ever wonder just how deep cemeteries go? How loud you can get before the cops show up? How many abduction-related scavenger hunts you can organize via the local newspaper? Well, after you hear this… I’ll be honest, you’ll still be wondering. Also, I wanna give credit where it’s due: Dave got to the titular joke first, and we just kinda missed it. You did good, Dave! Real good.     Episode ingredients: Our Secret Desires, Sexually Provocative Falafel Cart, A Very Loud Elephant Covered In Boomboxes Turned All The Way Up, Get Off My Elevator - The Weekly Child Find, and DiRenaldo’s Deep Garage For Car Boys

Another weird week means we end up posting something weird! In this case, Ben and special guest Nichole talk about what to do if your footwear is killing bees, tips on how to get all the way through a book (can you imagine?!), and which book-based films surpass their source material.

In addition to maybe our shortest introductory banter to date, we debut a new segment that is... well, I’m afraid it’s bad news. As in, actual news stories that are objectively bad. Yeah, I said it. Come at me, CNN!  Episode ingredients: Try Talking To Crows, Get Off My Elevator, List Assist, Bottom Ramen, I’m Afraid It’s Bad News, I Don’t Like The Tweet, and Hell Toupee  Send your questions/problems to [email protected] Twitter - twitter.com/FixersInc Instagram - instagram.com/fixersinc The Bad One - facebook.com/fixersincorporated Support us on Patreon - www.patreon.com/fixerspodcast

We know Ben said this one would be titled “Bequeathal-gram” but we’re calling an audible. Besides, it’s official Fixers policy not to allow puppets to name our episodes. Especially when they act like little jerks the way that Burnt did. Or Bert... Whatever. The one that laughs like Ernie.   Episode ingredients: Summoning Mimosas, Modern-Day Freakazoid, All Nature Movie Are Fake (sic), The Wooo Context, 5 Minute D&D, Cremation Slushie, and Brought To You By   Send your questions/problems to [email protected]   Twitter - twitter.com/FixersInc   Instagram - instagram.com/fixersinc   The Bad One - facebook.com/fixersincorporated   Support us on Patreon - www.patreon.com/fixerspodcast