my bones are heavy

the guys try to answer questions but it's really not clear what this show is about anymore i have no idea what to title this episode technically this is chronologically right after the portal one, listen back to back for the full experience and to inflate our engagement metrics final v3 is back subscribe, find us on spogify and apple podcast, and patreon https://finalv3.zip you can find scrubjay here AUDIO EDITING: Billy: https://twitter.com/SirMeowMusic His awesome podcasts: ⁠ ⁠⁠ @PleaseStopTalkingPodcast  Sam's stuff:  @SampersonMakes  https://twitter.com/SamNChiet Julian's stuff:  @InstantNoodleVEVO   ⁠⁠  @noodlefunny  https://linktr.ee/NoodleVEVO Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

anton hot dog joins the show, where we force him to explore every decision you make after spawning a gun with the safety on Anton's stuff: ⁠ @AntonHand ⁠ Anton's game H3VR2 is available for pre-order now on Quest: ⁠https://www.meta.com/en-gb/experiences/hot-dogs-horseshoes-hand-grenades-2/26291709480509388/⁠ final v3 is back subscribe and find us on spotify and apple podcast, and give us your funding https://finalv3.zip Sam's stuff: ⁠ @SampersonMakes ⁠ ⁠https://twitter.com/SamNChiet⁠ Julian's stuff: ⁠ @InstantNoodleVEVO ⁠  ⁠⁠ ⁠ @noodlefunny ⁠ ⁠https://linktr.ee/NoodleVEVO⁠ AUDIO EDITING: Billy: https://twitter.com/SirMeowMusic His awesome podcasts: ⁠ ⁠⁠ @PleaseStopTalkingPodcast  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

sam gets weird about the portal 2 beta teraleak. julian tolerates his behavior. james cameron is not there. final v3 is back subscribe, find us on spogify and apple podcast, and patreon https://finalv3.zip AUDIO EDITING: Billy: https://twitter.com/SirMeowMusic His awesome podcasts: ⁠ ⁠⁠ @PleaseStopTalkingPodcast  Sam's stuff:  @SampersonMakes  https://twitter.com/SamNChiet Julian's stuff:  @InstantNoodleVEVO   ⁠⁠  @noodlefunny  https://linktr.ee/NoodleVEVO Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

the gentlemen continue mobying dicking the script review of julian's unfinished halo infinite video... and they accidentally discover the true reason why it didn't - couldn't - be completed. thanks for bearing with the unbalanced audio. it's sam's fault. throw rocks at him (and remember we have QnA coming up, so ask us your amazing questions) subscribe, find us on patreon and platforms https://finalv3.zip AUDIO EDITING (ruined later by Sam): Billy: https://twitter.com/SirMeowMusic His awesome podcasts: ⁠ ⁠⁠ @PleaseStopTalkingPodcast  Sam's stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/samperson.bsky.social https://twitter.com/SamNChiet Julian's stuff: https://linktr.ee/NoodleVEVO Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

the gentlemen dust off julian's unfinished script investigating the development of halo infinite... which was written before he and sam ever met.but only half of it! for the rest of reading, await next time.they also critique it the entire time they're reading it. you are welcome REFERENCES the talk about destiny's asset building pipeline: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KXVox0-7lU subscribe, find us on spogify and apple podcast, and patreon https://finalv3.zip AUDIO EDITING: Billy: https://twitter.com/SirMeowMusic His awesome podcasts: ⁠ ⁠ @PleaseStopTalkingPodcast ⁠ Sam's stuff: ⁠ @SampersonMakes ⁠ https://twitter.com/SamNChiet Julian's stuff: ⁠⁠ @InstantNoodleVEVO ⁠ https://linktr.ee/NoodleVEVO Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

we are back? fuller text from youtubelike platforms: It's Sam! Final V3 is coming back (on a trial basis) and the first episode is going up for you now. We've made one real change: we've stopped filtering episode topics by whether they'll float an hour-long recording. When we have a topic, we're gonna chat about it, and it's gonna last however long it lasts. Asking "Can we get an hour out of this" killed a lot of episodes before we ever got to record, and it didn't work anyway. Keeping in mind that we're allowing ourselves to make shorter cuts, our first episode back is a full hour long. (Patreon billing will NOT resume yet, I'm funding this out of pocket for the short term. We wanna give patrons a grace period to stay in the Patreon club while they evaluate whether they still want to be pledged based on the new episodes. We'll give you a heads up before we resume billing, we're thinking like, a month or two tops.) Please ask any and all questions you have! See ya soon with a cool MP3 file. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We dissect the behind-the-scenes of the AI Coke ad, which is secretly the most interesting video on the internet. subscribe, find us on spogify and apple podcast, and patreon https://finalv3.zip AUDIO EDITING: Billy: https://twitter.com/SirMeowMusic His awesome podcasts: ⁠  @PleaseStopTalkingPodcast  Sam's stuff:  @SampersonMakes  https://twitter.com/SamNChiet Julian's stuff: ⁠ @InstantNoodleVEVO  https://linktr.ee/NoodleVEVO Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Straight to the point - you're getting TWO more hiatus episodes after this - one full-length about the Coke ad, and one shorter to wrap us up before our return (topic TBD) SAM'S NICHE OR HARD-TO-SELL RECOMMENDATIONS: - Therapy Dogs [Trailer] - The HTML Review [Link] and then some more broadly-appealing recs: - Starring Jerry As Himself [Trailer] (recommending something I haven't even fully watched, very cool move) - The Kid Detective [Trailer] (in retrospect, this one got more of the recognition it deserved! Honestly worth ignoring the trailer and going into blind.) Julian's niche or hard-to-sell recommendations: - Desecrators https://store.steampowered.com/app/1311570/Desecrators/ - Vividlope https://store.steampowered.com/app/2078510/VIVIDLOPE/ P.S. It looks like they dropped the entire wide-release version of Therapy Dogs to watch on YouTube this morning?? So you can watch the whole thing for free? I have no idea how it wouldn't get age restricted, but here's the full movie. If you're not accustomed to this kinda filmmaking, you might wanna check the trailer first to get a vibe check. subscribe, find us on spogify and apple podcast, and patreon https://finalv3.zip AUDIO EDITING: Billy: https://twitter.com/SirMeowMusic His awesome podcasts: ⁠  @PleaseStopTalkingPodcast  Sam's stuff:  @SampersonMakes  https://twitter.com/SamNChiet Julian's stuff: ⁠ @InstantNoodleVEVO  https://linktr.ee/NoodleVEVO Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

sam reveals one of his white whales while julian points and laughs and criesthank you for your listen!! subscribe, find us on spogify and apple podcast, and patreon https://finalv3.zip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

so much happened this week. julian was on the ground the entire time we recorded this one. yet we endure thank you for your lovely questions subscribe, find us on spogify and apple podcast, and patreon https://finalv3.zip AUDIO EDITING: Billy: https://twitter.com/SirMeowMusic His awesome podcasts: ⁠ @PleaseStopTalkingPodcast ⁠ Sam's stuff: ⁠ @SampersonMakes ⁠ https://twitter.com/SamNChiet Julian's stuff: ⁠ @noodlefunny ⁠ https://linktr.ee/NoodleVEVO Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices