Let's Go Back to Rattopia - Pizza Hut Ride Along

Our Heroes are in a traffic battle in the Pizza Hut parking lot but that's okay because they're on their way to rat neighborhood. Stop thinking about hackers and how the Matrix has you because Nick & Eric are on the same page. Rats move in and Nick's Nifty Team is taking over. Sorry Graysie. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Flatzz. This is gremlin food. Flatzz. It's like they ran over a pizza the long way. Flatzz. Someone let air out of the pizza. Flatzz. K-Pop Demon Hunter. Flatzz. Why did they make these? Flatzz. SWITCHFORKS COME OUT TONIGHT! 6pm CT we're streaming LIVE with Graysie on Youtube! Grab a hat, a hoodie, and a switchfork then https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get up to four extra months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Graysie takes a ride with Our Heroes back to the office after getting a pretzel sandwich and a lil drink. It’s no longer play time on the patio but it’s play mode on the road as Graysie does her new middle finger. Give it a try on your friends and see how it works. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes welcome Graysie back and she's ready to go Play Mode after eating some pretzels. We're not sure what we can even write in this description to sum up this episode. We like to burp? Switchforks returns on September 16th and we'll be doing a LIVESTREAM with Graysie! Grab a shirt while you wait https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Learn about American Dad and get on the Reddit to solve all the crimes. Jordan's days are numbered. Our Heroes are GOING IN on it for this Ride Along. Welcome to the Haters Ball. EDIT: Just saw the rest of the video, he actually doesn't work there and Geoff's party was at Geoff's house. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are getting hot dogs from Shake Shack to... what? What do you mean they don't have them? It ended yesterday? Well good morning USA, it looks like we've got a pivot. Our Heroes get the Carolina BBQ Burger with Fried Pickles and that's fine if you like the messiest thing you've ever eaten. Take a peek between the stalls and watch this one then speculate online about it. Switchforks returns on September 16th and we'll be doing a LIVESTREAM with Graysie! Grab a shirt while you wait https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes gather the bugs for a viewing of The Crow (2024) and go Crow Mode. Soulmates Eric and Shelly are brutally murdered. Given a chance to save the love of his life, Eric must sacrifice himself and traverse the worlds of the living and the dead, seeking revenge. You ever see a guy get beat up for like 90 minutes straight before understanding the circumstances? Where can we get GOON jackets? Is Jordan the bald one? Caw CAW! If you want to be there for our next live event, head to Patreon.com/100percenteat and sign up for $5 because that's all it costs to get in and get the show ad free. What a steal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 MILLION COMMENTS AND ERIC PULLS THE TAB! Our Heroes are on the road after Whataburger and Eric hates car features. Jordan is sucking down his special Whataburger drink and there's no PRNDL? Some Superman talk and the key character of Salascor. This food looks kind of like sticky slop? Leave a comment! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

LEAVE A COMMENT on the most commented on episode of 100% Eat. Our Heroes are almost run down in their car and welcomed to dance inside the Whataburger. Ready for a lil cup of coffee? It's brewing, which is good because there's no soda. Don't go to the Manor one. Don't like it? Leave a comment. Wow. Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals and a free item in every box at HelloFresh.com/PERCENT10FM Switchforks returns on September 16th! Grab a shirt while you wait https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Going way back into the archive before Graysie, it's CAT! Eric & Jordan sit down with former Face Jam intern Cat to talk about this week's food, Quiznos. Cat has a real affinity for this sandwich shop but maybe not for this sandwich. How'd she get this sandwich anyway? She doesn't even work here. Remember the Cat Coin? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices