Claude, don't touch my lump

OR: OJ A-OKSPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: If you’ve preordered THE STRANGEST IDEA IN THE WORLD (https://thestrangestideaintheworld.com/), I’d like to send you a little something extra in the mail. Submit your preorder receipt and your mailing address here: https://sites.prh.com/strangestidea-preorder. This is only available to folks with US or UK addresses—apologies to those who live elsewhere! In the US, everyone with a valid entry will get one; in the UK they’ll pick winners randomly. The link will be open until December 11, and we’ll start mailing things out after that. I won’t spoil the surprise, but I will say that a) it’s very silly, and b) I can’t wait to get mine.(For the US: US Residents, 18+. Ends December 11, 2026. See terms at https://sites.prh.com/strangestidea-preorder)Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/we-need-more-goat-sacrificesAll posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/Music by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad

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Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/there-is-no-epidemic-of-lonelinessAll posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/Music by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad

OR: an apology to my English teachersOriginal post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/i-like-em-thickAll posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/Music by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad

OR: you must look at this fish and go insaneOriginal post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/incentives-are-for-losersAll posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/Music by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad

yeehawOriginal post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/blog-jamboree-2026-the-winnersAll posts: https://www.experimental-history.comMusic by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad

2 Decline, 2 DevianceOriginal post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/the-decline-of-deviance-2All posts: https://www.experimental-history.comMusic by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad

..."was having a stroke while doing a poo"Original post: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/the-most-wonderful-thing-that-happenedAll posts: https://www.experimental-history.com/p/Music by Brandon Rosiar, photos by my dad