You know all about first dates, right? Well ... not like this one.

Elliot Makes Stuff Up

Lexcorp Chap 17-18 She Called First Date

Lexcorp Chap 23-24 And You Can't Come Legacy

We are, in fact, leaving the planet - with about 800 of our closest friends.

Lexcorp Chap 22 We're Leaving the Planet

Lex, Eve and the Alloy Guy go on a field trip.

Lexcorp Chap 21 Black Sea Palace

Lex distributes his super-pollinator colonies all up and down the Western Hemisphere.

Lexcorp Chap 20 The Amazon

Lexreturns from the Canary Islands with his hot-for-revenge new girlfriend.

Lexcorp Chap 19 The Penn State Lion

Lex meets his fantasy girl and takes a junket to the City of Lights.

Lexcorp Chap 15-16 Eve - Chickenshits in Paris

So Lex gets in the mother of all snits and goes off to find himself a few lightyears away from home.

Lexcorp Chap 14 Folded Over

Lex outlines his plan to swave the world, then gets pissed off with humanity in general anyway.

Lexcorp Chap 13 Planning the Plan

Lex and his doctor pal build a cyborg and Lex patents a common human function.

Lexcorp Chap 11 - 12 Alloy Guy 3DTV

Arts

Books

Elliot S! Maggin reads his books. Starting with Miracle Monday, his 1981 bestselling novel that was released with the film Superman II, and with occasional guests, he reads sequential portions of each book until the story is done. Then he reads another one.