E254. The Left Side of History - Dumpster Fire

No Kings Protests, AI Trump dumping sh*t all over them, crown jewels stolen and the UN making a mockery of WOMEN!0:00 - Parade of Morons16:25 - The Perfect Jean17:42 - Weather18:12 - Dumpster Diving23:55 - Caliber25:42 - WOMEN!28:29 - Phetasy News29:19 - The Internet Is GloriousGet your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors The Perfect Jean & Caliber - Men! Find yourself the perfect pair of jeans at https://bit.ly/DF-PerfectJean - use code BRIDGET15 for 15% off and free shipping! - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months - caliberstrong.com/phetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Trust no one in your group chat, nothing is sacred anymore. 0:00 - Parade of Morons7:19 - BON CHARGE8:22 - Weather8:40 - Parade of Morons Cont'd23:48 - Sheath25:01 - Phetasy News25:59 - The Internet Is GloriousGet your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors BON CHARGE & Sheath - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

"Literally Hitler" just negotiated the release of 20 Israeli hostages and brought peace to the Middle East, but people are still protesting things in Portland. And 5 dudes play in a women's volleyball game. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN11:27 - Quest12:55 - Weather13:23 - Parade of Morons18:18 - Caliber19:35 - WOMEN!21:17 - Phetasy News22:07 - The Internet Is GloriousGet your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors Quest & Caliber - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code BRIDGET get 25% off. - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months - caliberstrong.com/phetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Bridget talks about why Gen Z should be drinking more and then in a 180 discusses her own sobriety.0:00 - Gen Z Discovers12:25 - Quest13:29 - Weather14:07 - Sobriety26:42 - Phetasy News 27:22 - The Internet Is GloriousGet your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors Quest - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code BRIDGET get 25% off. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Bari Weiss is now the editor-in-chief of CBS News. Bridget is probably gonna join ICE so she can go to the Super Bowl, and Pete Hegseth fat-shames a room full of generals.0:00 - Introduction2:09 - Chickens Come Home To Roost11:46 - BON CHARGE12:50 - Weather13:27 - Parades of Morons20:26 - BRUNT21:37 - Sh*t's Gettin' Real24:41 - Phetasy News25:37 - The Internet Is GloriousGet your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors BON CHARGE & BRUNT - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df - BRUNT didn’t just make a durable work boot—they reinvented comfort for the hardest workers out there. For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT by using code DUMPSTER at checkout - https://bit.ly/DF-BRUNT ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasyhttps://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

The government is shut down and President Trump’s reaction is to meme about it yet somehow Democrats are still losing the argument because the left can’t meme. Harvard hires drag queen LaWhore Vagistan as a visiting professor and Kim Jong Un wants to throw ladies in prison camps for getting fake t*ts.0:00 - Introduction1:39 - The Left Can't Meme13:17 - Füm14:45 - Weather15:24 - Dumpster Diving20:35 - Quest21:43 - Dumpster Diving Continued24:10 - Phetasy News25:36 - The Internet Is GloriousGet your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors Füm & Quest - Take Zero changes with Füm Zero today. Just head to TryFum.com to get started - https://bit.ly/DF-FumZero - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code BRIDGET get 25% off. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

The NHS says you should marry your first cousin, JK Rowling has had enough of the Harry Potter kids’ bullshit, but don’t worry because AI is replacing all the actors anyway. 0:00 - Important Stories We're Ignoring3:24 - What Is Happening?9:03 - BON CHARGE10:22 - Weather11:07 - WOMEN!18:52 - Quest 20:08 - Siri, Please Take My Life22:54 - Phetasy News24:07 - The Internet Is GloriousGet your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors BON CHARGE & Quest - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code BRIDGET get 25% off. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Google admits it was censoring people under pressure from the Biden administration. The LGBs are finally kicking the TQ+s out of the car. Poor Greta, a Tylenol-American, has her hopes for liberating Palestine dashed by having a gay man aboard her boat.0:00 - Introduction1:48 - Important Stories We're Ignoring2:55 - Get Rekt Big Tech10:12 - Qualia11:34 - Weather12:07 - F*ck Around & Find Out18:46 - Blue Chew20:01 - Flotilla of Morons23:59 - Phetasy News25:53 - The Internet Is GloriousGet your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors Qualia & Blue Chew - Resist aging at the cellular level, try Qualia Senolytic. Go to https://Qualialife.com/DUMPSTER for up to 50% off and use code DUMPSTER at checkout for an additional 15% off. - Get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code BRIDGET at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping - https://bit.ly/DF-BlueChew ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

The Left cares more about free speech when Jimmy Kimmel gets fired from his failing show than when a fellow leftist murders Charlie Kirk. Gen Z discovers overthrowing their government, and the George Floyd/Charlie Kirk birthday synchronicity is too weird to ignore.0:00 - Cancelled13:18 - Füm14:26 - Weather15:00 - Gen Z Discovers18:58 - Blue Chew20:03 - Proof We're Living In A Simulation22:01 - Quest23:06 - Phetasy News23:59 - The Internet Is GloriousGet your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors Füm, Blue Chew & Quest - Take Zero changes with Füm Zero today. Just head to TryFum.com to get started - https://bit.ly/DF-FumZero - Get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code BRIDGET at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping - https://bit.ly/DF-BlueChew - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code BRIDGET get 25% off. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Bridget addresses Charlie Kirk’s murder and the various reactions to it. It’s just an unscripted, free-flowing, train of thought. End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva