The Shortest Episode

This week's a lot, y'all. Queen sings love songs. Millie gets serious about art. Do you really come here to listen to just one topic?

Look, someone forgot to plug in the camera. Millie and Queen still stuff as much BS into the beginning as possible. You only got 4 minutes to say the word.

Millie and Queen lend their expert fashion advice to all the celebrities who attended the Met Gala this year. Mostly that advice is “stop trying.” Do you know jacquard brocade?Photo credits: https://wwd.com/eye/people/gallery/met-gala-2026-red-carpet-photos-1238939114/the-2026-met-gala-celebrating-costume-art-arrivals-196/

It’s been a tough week for the girls. Millie and Queen take a quick smoke break in the middle of the show. Then they get right back to the important work.

It’s true! Who do you think kept everyone alive? Millie and Queen expose the gaslighting behind the cowboy myth. And they talk about some books and stuff.

Millie and Queen show off some of their new clothes! And then it’s pretty much a grab bag of topics, you know what’s up. There’s a pregnant Labubu.

Millie and Queen are obsessed with movies! This week they catch you up on all the great new films they’ve seen and their ratings. I’m sure you’re all dying to know what they think.

It’s an average week for the girls. They talk Survivor, movies, and some behind the scenes looks at The Sheaster Story!

Millie and Queen used to be unsure if this particular franchise would work, until now! Heavy spoilers ahead. Oh and a little update on the Eliza*beth drama for our regular followers 😉.

Millie and Queen have been off social media for weeks now and they’re filling their time wisely. Both have achieved enlightenment and are here to share their secrets with you! Prepare your seats for ascension.