S2 Ep 1 - Dracula...Chews Life...Drinks Blood

Deep in the darkest alleys of Detroit, Dracula hears laughter all too familiar. From the one true love that was stolen from him by the Enclave-- Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen! But why doesn't she remember him? They seek help from another Gretchen... Gretchen Bloom! Kinda Psychic! She has all of the answers the two confused lovers need. Or at least a few answers. Fingers crossed.  

Dracula finds a payphone in the middle of the desert and finally reaches Juan back home. With no faith in the airlines, Juan figures out a different way to get Drac from Arizona to the Promised Land of Detroit. Can even the Lord of the Undead survive a cross-country road trip with four 20-lb bags of weed… and Chad the Hippie Werewolf?

Raise your beverage of choice and drink deep-- because Chardonnay Wafflehutt certainly has! Dracula's journey across America just got for reals. History's greatest vampire hunter, Carlos Los Carlos, attacks with his Moustache of Machismo, a blessed baseball bat, and the dreaded El Pollo de la Muerte. Does Dracula stand a chance? All this, and enough backstabbing within the Enclave to make Congress jealous. Your front row seat awaits!  

Dracula finds an Arizona saloon in the middle of nowhere. Inside, a bartender, the town drunk, and celebrity cameos aplenty. Enough to eat up 90% of our 2026 budget! (Our Winkee cast party will now be at a shed behind the Chipotle.) In this Hollywood insanity, there is one who goes unnoticed. A meek indentured servant-- who holds the key to restoring Dracula's long lost groinal chi!  

Dracula lands in Detroit, and finds the Murder Capital of the World is not what was described. Sister Agnes, SD P'Tang, and Teabag McJoy bond over Game Night at Yummy Tummy. Oh, those fun personal questions. Who doesn't want to hear about Sister Agnes' impure thoughts? And speaking of fun, legendary TV host Sparky Guidonian swings by to promote his newest game show 'What Would a Boomer call that Person?' Guess which one will get us canceled first!  

As foretold by the prophets and Draft Kings… The PREMIERE of SEASON 2! Dracula in America! Flying into the land where dreams come true. Detroit. Escaping his enemies- The Enclave- to find adventure in a New World. Forbidden loves. Forbidden horror. Moderately accepted snacks. It is time to ride the Winkee!  

The Exposed interviews conclude as legendary Hollywood narrator Chardonnay Wafflehutt brings us a Halloween surprise! We sit down with renowned medium Gretchen Bloom…Kinda Psychic! Along with her assistant Vincent, they will contact the spirit world for forbidden secrets from Season Two. Madame Bloom may be right less than 50% of the time, but it's with amazing accuracy! The Season 2 Premiere is upon us. Are you ready for Dracula to unleash the Winkee?

Legendary Hollywood narrator Chardonnay Wafflehutt interviews Samuel and Ignatius Derriere. The brothers who discovered the long lost diary of Dracula! While vacationing in Transylvania, they followed an armadillo into a cave. There, in clay jars, were ancient recordings on both wax cylinders and 8-tracks. Later that night, they dined on pork lard. Is that the best day ever or what? Are you prepared to grasp the origin of the Winkee?  

Welcome to the Season 2 Special giving an exclusive look into Dracula's Winkee! Every week, legendary Hollywood narrator Chardonnay Wafflehutt introduces the players, all the way up to the Season 2 Premiere on October 9th. This episode we meet the sworn enemies of the Prince of Darkness- THE ENCLAVE! Who are the new "heroes" hunting down Dracula? And why the hell is Mark Ruffalo there?  

It's Season Two-- Dracula in America! A new adventure in a new world! Finding new lovers. Enjoying new cuisine. And pursued by righteous enemies- Holy warrior Teabag McJoy. Vatican-sanctioned street pimp SD P'Tang. And the Mo Fo Superior Sister Agnes! The Prince of Darkness.  Now with more nudity than legally allowed in an audio podcast.  Premieres October 9th! Are you ready to grab ahold of Dracula's Winkee?