S4 EP 5: I’ve Got Athlete’s Boll*cks

On the show this week Jon & Matt discuss...Why there's a mysterious 'buzz' in Jon's hotel room (NB it gets better after a few minutes) Why was Jon "Hangrier" than he’s ever been in his life?Why do "liars lick lies"?We discuss this year's Christmas adverts and Jon reveals why the Christmas tree is going up even earlier this year.Why Home Alone 2 is Tim Curries best ever performance.And we discover… Chrimprov.Please send us your new visual podcast strand ideas, any opening titles to bring our theme tune to life and any suggestions for the pod to [email protected] the podcast on Twitter & Instagram (@DowntDog)we also want: Animal, Weapon, Locations and nominations for Bastard of the WeekShare, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s show we discuss… Matt hosting a speed dating night dressed as Alan Partridge Why Jon hates Bonfire night. Why one of the finest means of Propaganda Matt has ever seen was in a kebab shop. Are you into awnings? Why Matt’s been forced to work in the Absolute radio office Find out how they’re dealing with drunks in bars in America Matt’s got a new impression There’s a double nomination for bastard of the week and Dog of the Week Spurs’ upturn in fortunes and Matt’s love for Harry Kane And The Landlord has a mouse problem. Please send us your new visual podcast strand ideas, any opening titles to bring our theme tune to life and any suggestions for the pod to [email protected] the podcast on Twitter & Instagram (@DowntDog)we also want: Animal, Weapon, Locations and nominations for Bastard of the WeekShare, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On the show this week:Matt’s been forced to stay in a hotel after a holiday in Greece whilst Jon reports from his book tour. Elsewhere we have our first EVER video ‘Animal, Weapon, Location’ whilst Matt describes a listener. Also who has joined the Marvel Cinematic Universe? Please send us your new visual podcast strand ideas, any opening titles to bring our theme tune to life and any suggestions for the pod to [email protected] the podcast on Twitter & Instagram (@DowntDog)we also want: Animal, Weapon, Locations and nominations for Bastard of the WeekShare, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

NEW AUDIO! The Dog has reopened. On the show this week we discuss:Pea Milk.Pop Tarts.Are Manchester City the Modern Leeds?The Traitors and why it’s like the Bible.Dogs on the pitchWhy we don’t we get streakers anymore? and Jon imagines the ideal game for him to streakWould Jon ever go off grid and what ever happened to Nick Berry?We start a privacy corner.What’s Jon wearing?Sweaty feetAnd does Leicester have an arena?PS - Matt's had 4 coffees.Please send us your new visual podcast strand ideas, any opening titles to bring our theme tune to life and any suggestions for the pod to [email protected] the podcast on Twitter & Instagram (@DowntDog)we also want: Animal, Weapon, Locations and nominations for Bastard of the WeekShare, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On the show this week:Matt’s giving off prickly Vibes. We salute David Mitchell We ask and really try to think "who are you thankful for?"Matt attends two sporting events and his enjoyment is curtailed by ‘divs’ We’ve had an email from someone who asks Jon if he remembers ‘The Gozpit”The Landlord goes to New York and has the best doughnut of his life and reports back on a weird playMatt shows us the simple difference between Keir Starmer and Andy BurnhamWe find out: Why Doesn’t Donald Trump like Leeds? And why did Jon have to phone security at Center Parcs? Please send us your new visual podcast strand ideas, any opening titles to bring our theme tune to life and any suggestions for the pod to [email protected] the podcast on Twitter & Instagram (@DowntDog)we also want: Animal, Weapon, Locations and nominations for Bastard of the WeekShare, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On the show this week Jon & Matt Discuss...How Matt inadvertently helped Jon see a councillor and subsequently Jon’s councillor’s unusual style, how the addition of a Hole is way more offensive, 'Edge Lord' Comedians and a picture of Tony Blair at the gym. Elsewhere we ask: Do Spiders Eat Hamsters? What's Matt’s favourite poem? and what is a rescue hamster? Please send us your new visual podcast strand ideas, any opening titles to bring our theme tune to life and any suggestions for the pod to [email protected] the podcast on Twitter & Instagram (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back! And this time we're on video.Jon, Matt & The Landlord this week discuss:Why Jon's joined a Tennis club and started hanging out with PT Pete.We debate how you pronounce cafetièreWhy Fordey has started to hate men. 'The Curse' has been spotted in Gary, Indiana.We learn how Jon Likes to treat his spiders We discuss Andy Burnham’s TikTok.Matt does an autism test. We visit Twat.com for a surprise. We've recorded before this weekend's Premier League Fixtures but we discuss our club's fortunes so farAND we honour some Doggers. Please send us your new visual podcast strand ideas, any opening titles to bring our theme tune to life and any suggestions for the pod to [email protected] the podcast on Twitter & Instagram (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On the show this week Matt and Jon discuss:England getting knocked out of the World Cup What Steve Coogan did for the national team  Why this is Thomas Tuchel’s Hartlepool by-election Jon goes topless AGAIN and there’s advice about how to survive the heat with tea towel SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FIVE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On the show this week Jon Richardson, Matt Forde and The Landlord discuss: The Aftermath of England v Mexico and how we all watched it. Why Jon reminds Matt of the lead singer of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers Matt was at No.10 and got a GLOBAL EXCLUSIVE We pick up on who is fitter than Andy Burnham. What do woman want? listeners tell us. Why Jon looks great in masculine settings. Why Matt was a “f-ing disgrace” There's maybe the greatest Animal, Weapon, Location EVER Why Jon doesn’t like to know what commentators look like. We catch up with the goings on at Forest, Spurs and Leeds. And Jon has his armpits hairdryed.  SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FIVE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Matt and Jon discuss:Why the World Cup might as well be in space. Is Andy Burnham fit? Why Cape Verdi has an inclusive culture The heat. Why being a Gobshite is great. Steve Clarke’s resignation and Scotland’s World Cup And Jon’s made a terrible mistake for the upcoming England game v Congo.  SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FIVE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!byyyyeeeeee  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.