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Alright, Young Squires, we've invited Vas Sanchez back to wrap up Season 3. As we're all well aware, this season gave us all the emotions, stresses, and ultimately soap opera vibes (for Jasmine). It's time to lay this one to rest...like Sybil and Matthew (too soon?). Join us for a Season 3 wrap up, some DNN Jeopardy, and our hopes and dreams for Season 4. Shall we go through?Instagram: @down.n.nappyGmail: [email protected]

Hello Young Squires!  In this very special episode, the family journeys to the Scottish Highlands, while Branson stays home unsupervised.  The servants go to a fair, much to Carson's dismay.  Isobel and Mrs. Patmore bet on themselves. Jimmy and Thomas make up. Edna's after Jasmine's boyfriend.  Robert finally gets it, and Jasmine figures out that it's been a soap opera the whole time.  Also, as the family gains new members, they also lose one. Julian! Give us a break!  Shall we go through?Instagram: @down.n.nappyGmail: [email protected]

Welcome back from the accidental break, Young Squires, but this episode is worth the wait! In this "official" season closing episode we see Robert going through it, Barrow facing the consequences of O'Brien's villanous scheme, and a rousing game of cricket, which Molesley is a PRO at. Tune in for the shenanigans and stay for the Violet quotes. Shall we go through?Instagram: @down.n.nappyGmail: [email protected]

Young Squires! Bates is home and Thomas needs a new job.  But he can't stay focused with Jimmy on the loose.  Tom's brother Kieran brings more Branson foolishness. Matthew is sick of Robert.  Isobel is sick of Violet.  And we're all sick of the high school drama brewing downstairs.  Shall we go through?Instagram: @down.n.nappyGmail: [email protected]

Join us as we mourn, but even though we're sad there is still tea to spill. Cora is hitting Robert with that "raht tat tat tat" every time he even thinks about speaking to her. Matthew is attempting to get the estate in order to Robert's dismay. And O'Brien is still taking it too far. Come for the B Storyline and stay for the pettiness, so shall we go through?Instagram: @down.n.nappyGmail: [email protected]

Hello Young Squires! It's finally time for little baby Branson to arrive and Robert has brought in an "expert." Downstairs there's a love rhombus between the servants, and Thomas lets his guard down just enough for O'Brien to notice.  Sybil loses points for the first time.  Downton won't let us have anything nice. We hope you're doing well after this episode because we. are. not.  Let's go through I guess.Instagram: @down.n.nappyGmail: [email protected]

Welcome back Young Squires.  In this episode, Ethel makes a tough choice, Tom is lying, and Carson wants to see the Org chart.  Edith finds something to do, Robert refuses to face facts, and O'Brien is watching Thomas who is watching the new footman.  Also the ladies recap their Beyoncé experiences at the Renaissance World Tour!  Shall we go through?Instagram: @down.n.nappyGmail: [email protected]

Grab your riding gloves, Young Squires, because this tea is too hot to hold. The two petty queens, Thomas and O'Brien, are working on ruining each others lives. Carson and Anna are vying to be top detective, but are playing Kindergarten Cops. And Matthew has gotten a letter, come to the drawing room to find out who it's from. Finally, we are being gifted another wedding--looks like things are coming up Edith.Instagram: @down.n.nappyGmail: [email protected]

Welcome to the tea party, Young Squires! Mary and Matthew are back from their honeymoon and they're talking naaasssstyyyy. Grandmama Martha is still visiting from America; having a blast and pissing off the Britts--but don't worry she'll still save the day. Meanwhile, there are medical concerns downstairs, Thomas f's around is about to find out, and Edith teaches us how to get married in 30 days. Grab your tea, Young Squires because it's time to go through. Instagram: @down.n.nappyGmail: [email protected]

Episode 1 and the Shirley's are in their bag!  Mary and Matthew are finally getting married... maybe.  Sybil and Tom come back from Ireland and Violet is on a mission to civilize.  Bates is still Bates-ing, Daisy goes on strike, and Robert is broke... AGAIN. Cheers!Instagram: @down.n.nappyGmail: [email protected]