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The audio quality for this episode is as poor as the Timbers' final performance of the season at Real Salt Lake (hint: really bad). We discuss the pros and cons of a weird season, as well as some roster implications and club news. And, as always, we answer your lovely listener questions. P.S.: Go Thorns!! We recorded this before the final, but congrats on championship no. 3!

On this episode of the Double Post Podcast, we discuss the investigation results (very bad), a loss to LAFC (also bad), lineup decisions (spoiler — bad), and the Timbers' playoff scenarios and chances. We also answer your questions, as always. Go Timbers!

This episode is long and mostly off-topic. We apologize in advance. We do actually cover the Timbers' miracle draw in Columbus, but we also cover these other topics: crests, hatred of the European market, failing classes (but still graduating), fantasy Premier League, the Western Conference playoff picture, 🎲, the recent USMNT roster, and much more.

Four straight wins for the fifth-place Portland Timbers and we're still not 100% confident they'll make the playoffs. Such is MLS. Portland did beat Minnesota 1-0. We're here to recap every big moment (and some of the small ones, too) as well as answer a TON of listener questions. Thanks for listening <3 and go Timbers!

The Portland Timbers are... good? Lucky? Plucky? Whatever it is, they're winning 2-1 for a third straight match. We go over the Austin FC and Atlanta United games, as well as each player's role int his squad. We then do a deep dive into the playoff picture out West, looking at the teams near Portland in the standings and who they have left to play. We also chat about recent USMNT developments. Cheers!

The Timbers defeated Seattle for the second time this season, this time 2-1. The Cascadia Cup is ours once again! We catch up on all the games we didn't record for, as well as a usual deep dive recap for this game. We also forecast the rest of the season and how things might shake up out West.

The Portland Timbers drew the Vancouver Whitecaps 1-1 on Sunday night. We discuss everything you need to know about the match, including analyses of every player and moment. We also discuss a potential new signing at right back. Most importantly, we answer your listener questions, including multiple tangents about food. Like, subscribe, rate 5 stars, whatever, peace.

The Portland Timbers did something really great: they beat their arch-rivals in their own stadium. Badly. 3-0. On their special day. That they planned just for us. :) We were both in attendance, so we give our thoughts on the game and day that was. We also answer your lovely questions and find a few minutes for frank discussion about the Timbers' playoff chances. Yes, this is a full two hours. Cheers.

The Timbers got their first win in over a month with a 3-0 smashing of Colorado. We discuss everything about the game, including a surprise Man of the Match shout. We also answer your lovely listener questions.

In which Charlie and Reece discuss graduating college, the Timbers losing to Inter Miami, expectations for the rest of the season, most likely outcomes, Gio's job security in a disaster scenario, transfer window possibilities, the USMNT, and the Champions League Final.