Beans On Toast Gone Mad

God forbid a girl gets a little nip and tuck and has a 12-hour scroll!

This week the girls puff puff pass and slip into psychosis while they discuss Jordan's traumatic brush with death and self induced dementia. Perhaps our most deeply unwell episode yet, we highly recommend listening with visual aids via our Youtube channel

The girls are back in New York, and they're dishing on post trip hookups, sexy locksmiths, the evils of man, and Connie got a new shade button misuse,

This week the girls talk about their trip to London, Electra // Persona, intrusive thoughts about death, Connie's Funnies, sharking, Celine Dion, blonde racism, and more. A toot allure!

When the world need them most... they disappeared. The masters of all four elements are back... with a vengeance-- for the Greek, for the French, and for the tech bros of Silcone Valley and the White Nationalists of Pooptenshtooben. The girls recap their respective year and shoot the shit Parisienne style... Get into it Putain! Go ahead and push out for me? Love ya!

What's up butt munchers, the girls are back??? Jordan was in a good mood for once and agreed to record a pod so enjoy THAT! Today the girls are talking about some real shit like sex addiction, misogynistic mothers, suing the estate of a dead surgeon, and how much it would cost to never speak to each other again. Jordan has Hobbit feet and Connie's hair keeps falling out.

America's two leading bed bugs wrestle with misogyny, sun damage, knife play in the park, and so much more. Is Addison bringing hope in the same way Obama did in 2008? Which album is THE Lana album? And most importantly, can a woman really save a man if her hands are freezing? Like food crumbs in a top sheet, the answers will come to the surface eventually.SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOUTUBE FOR VIDEO CONTENT: www.youtube.com/deeplyunwellPLEDGE THE PATREON: www.patreon.com/deeplyunwell

The girls go back to where it all began, The Heartland. Ex boyfriends; football cheese; gaining it back; uber drivers; AI pornography and of course: a Fourth-of-July-vlog with the spirit of Emma Chamberlain and directorial proclivities of Michael Haneke (found on the official Deeply Unwell Youtube channel).Rot in bed with us this week on America's literal #1 podcast, Deeply Unwell.Subscribe to our Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DeeplyUnwellBecome a Patron: https://www.patreon.com/c/Deeplyunwell

Big screen and small screen talk; losing panties to lovers; effing ugly guys; doing your big one. The girls are locking in, and podcasting with professional proclivities now. This one is an existential doozy.Subscribe to our Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DeeplyUnwell

Seafood chat; new hair; Italian love; the noises from upstairs; international relations; so much more. Climb into this electronic bed with the girls and get to the bottom of it all while Corinne puts on concealer. Now everybody say, “thank you Source!” Subscribe to our Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DeeplyUnwell