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#RaptureTok Predicts The World Will End By September 25th | A Deep Dive Into The Charlie Kirk Funeral And Other Pent-Up Takes | Israel Erupts Over Four New Countries Recognizing Palestine | Who Is Valentina Gomez And Why Is She Running the Cringiest Congressional Campaign Of All Time? debatemecoward.com

Gavin Newsom's Memetic Assault on MAGA—Is He a Lock for 2028? | Israeli Pedophile Gets Busted in the U.S…And the Trump Admin Let Him Flee the Country? | Trump Personally Orders Border Wall to be Painted Black Because "It Gets Hotter" | Dem. Leader Hakeem Jeffries Continues to Refuse Endorsing Democractic Nominee for NYC Mayor | Mormon Women Can Wear New Sacred Undergarments. Some Wonder: Why Now? | Guy with the "Biggest Penis in Britain" Goes to UK Tabloids with the Ultimate Humble Brag.   debatemecoward.com  

We've Found The Liberal Joe Rogan—And It's Not Who You Think! | Another Socialist Election Shocker, This Time In Minneapolis | Why Trump Is Struggling To Change The Narrative On Epstein | Investigating What QAnon Followers Think About All This | Beware of "Summer Long Balls" | Bohemian Grove Billionaire Forces Staff to Wash Underwear By Hand | Why Gen Z Is Staring At You | How "Solid Snake" Can Help You Conquer Social Anxiety. debatemecoward.com

Deranged MAGA Hitman in Minnesota | The Looming War With Iran | Trump’s Military Parade Flop | #NoKings Protests Break Attendance Record | News Chopper Pilot Has Hot Mic Moment, Talks About Failing Marriage | The Rise of Soft Clubbing | ‘Idiot’ Tourist Shatters Van Gogh Chair. debatemecoward.com  

TikTokers Theorize About Biden’s Cancer Diagnosis | Terrorist Tweet? Trump Admin Threatens To Lock Comey Up Over “86 47” Photo | The Fertility Clinic Bomber Was Mad About Being Born | DNC Goes Nuclear On David Hogg; Voids Election Over “Gender Balance” Concerns | NYU Withholds Diploma Of Student Who Condemned Israel In Graduation Speech | 'I Only Fly First Class Because I'm So Hot - Men In Economy Won't Stop Staring' | Rhode Islander Ticked Off By Unfortunate Typo On Trump Watch. debatemecoward.com  

The Self-Own Recession is Coming | Elon Musk is Bringing Back the Company Town | Francis’ Last Wish: Popemobile Being Transformed for the Children of Gaza | Democrats Open the Door to Kamala Harris 2028 | The “Anti-Trump Bump” | NY Post Asks: “The New Rawdogging? Workers are ‘Barebacking’ on Their Way to the Office—and Fellow Commuters are Furious” | Transpo Secretary Sean Duffy’s #LatinaWife | Finally, a Real Man’s Sport! debatemecoward.com

Outrage! Google Eschews Easter “Doodle” for 25th Year in a Row! | DNC Vice Chair David Hogg’s Plan to Fund Primary Challengers Ignites Party Civil War and Blood Feud with James Carville | NYC Mayoral Candidate Whitney Tilson’s Cringeworthy New Video | If You’re on a Dating App, Chances Are You’ve Been ‘Hatfished’ | Why Women Don’t Want to Date a ‘Red Pill Man’, Especially Among Gen Z debatemecoward.com  

Trump Crashes the Stock Market, FOX News and the Usual Suspects Try to Spin Their Way Out Of It | “Hands Off!” Rallies Bring Out Thousands of Anti-Trump Protestors | Members of Congress Agree: Jerry Nadler Is the Capitol's Worst-Smelling Man | The Cybertruck is “Woman Repellant” | ‘Hormonal’ Hawk Terrorizes Bald Men | Pro-Elon Musk Music Floods TikTok | Ye Debuts Incredibly Racist Song | Meet the “Loyalty Testers.” debatemecoward.com

Does Bernie's Comeback Tour Herald a Democratic Tea Party? | Former Pres. Candiate Jill Stein Gives Cop a Testicular Contusion | Former WWE Star Kane Wants to Wrestle Tim Walz | Could Zohran Mamdani and the DSA Pull Off an Upset in New York City? | Supergenius Elon Musk Takes Time Out of Busy Schedule to Balance Spoons on His Finger | Debate Me, Coward!: The Video Game. debatemecoward.com

A Deep Dive Into the Buy Canadian/Boycott America Movement | The Democratic (Non)Response to Mahmoud Khalil’s Abduction by ICE | Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries Says "We Have the Republicans on the Run" | Congresswoman Posts ‘Cringe’ Video Full of Gen Z Speak | Police Officer Fatally Runs Over Cyclist While Watching Matt Walsh Video on YouTube | Texas Pastor Brags About Having Lowest Measles Vaccination Rate Amid Outbreak | 47-Year-Old Claims to Have the Penis of a 22-Year-Old – And Doctors Have Thoughts. debatemecoward.com