The Face of Immovable Incompetence

Czabe hosts a post-NFL-draft POWER LUNCH at the Palm with former Redskin and Viking CB FRED SMOOT with Czabe's golf buddy HATCH the Cincinnati Bearcat. Amongst the other lively debates, the fellas are betting a steak dinner on whether J.J. McCarthy will be a baller, or a bust.Our Sponsors:* Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE* Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE* Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe is joined by PAUL CHARCHIAN who had himself a big ol' week in the Twin Cities! Not only did the Vikings grab who they *think* will be a great new franchise QB, but the Timberwolves recorded the 1st 4-0 sweep in the city's long sports history. Also "Undefeated Sausage", Tom Brady roast, and tornado porn. MORE . . .Our Sponsors:* Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE* Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE* Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Has LeBron James already decided he's out as a Laker after their playoff run has ended? Will it be a "draft my kid, and get me too!" type of deal? With Mr. "Taking My Talents To South Beach," I wouldn't put anything past him. MR X joins me to give his take on the Galaxy Brain Falcons, plus a Belichick story about signing Randy Moss that will keep you riveted. Fake AI is amazing but scary. And, oh yeah, they want loosely informed gambling hosts working for the big bookmakers. Duh. MORE . . .Our Sponsors:* Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE* Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE* Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe is joined by ANDY POLLIN to recap the annual spectacle that is the NFL Draft. Can you defend the Falcons over-drafting of Michael Penix Jr? Sean Payton's best PR man is Adam Schefter. David Tepper takes billionaire asshole to new level. Commanders get their guy, but is he "RG4?" Bills still haven't learned not to horse swap with the Chiefs. Goodell trying to get the season to 18 games. Belichick and Saban are great on TV. Mel Kiper HOF? Kazoo helmets. MORE.....Our Sponsors:* Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE* Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE* Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Time to "get your story straight" on the NFL Draft. If only teams could know for sure, which QB's are gonna suck, and which ones will be good. NOTORIOUS J-A-Y joins the show, and we talk about Mel Kiper, Todd McShay, bust rates, Gregg Doyel, the Swifties, white cornerbacks, and the long-awaited reuniting of Reggie Bush and his Heisman Trophy. MORE.....Our Sponsors:* Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE* Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE* Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe hooks up with his boy PAUL CHARCHIAN to discuss...1 His Brother's New Video Game2 AI Coding3 Trade Down, It's Science4 Mic Drop Babies5 Anthony Edwards Plays With Joy6 Mock Draft Fevah7 Be "Aggressive"8 Good Samaritan Crash Dummy9 Helmet Frenzy10 Non-CompetesOur Sponsors:* Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE* Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE* Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe talks about the Rockies hitting coach Hensley Meulens "driving" the team plane and getting in hot water with the FAA. Mr. Charter Flight himself STEVE BUCKHANTZ joins the pod to talk about the stuff that used to go on when he flew charter with the Bullets/Wizards. Also the NBA has turned down the free throws and fouls, will it lead to a better product. The wrangling over TikTok has begun, and if you want to kill yourself at 33, The Netherlands will help you out. MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE* Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE* Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

You will encounter gross incompetence in life, young Jedi. It will stun you. It will infuriate. But, you must try to navigate around it. ANDY POLLIN joins to discuss the NFL Draft, pay tribute to Howie Schwab, and explain why Jayden Daniels' agent was chirping after a "speed dating" visit to the Commanders. Is the NFL getting any better at doing this? The draft used to be in... (checks Wikipedia) November? Rally 'round Caitlyn gets absurd. The NBA has made its gambling bed, and now they must lie in it. MORE.....Our Sponsors:* Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE* Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE* Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

So that didn't take long. We have our first NBA player suspended "for life" for betting against his own team, and also faking bogus injuries to affect his prop bet totals. Reality is, nobody will care. Rory turns down $850M. Maybe. Caitlyn Clark pay cut? MR X joins me to talk gambling and why bookies "breaking kneecaps" is more Hollywood that reality. Also how he plays season totals in baseball, his record on them, and why sometimes the lines wiggle and jump before pushing off from shore. MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE* Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE* Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe and PAUL CHARCHIAN talk about how knowing what QBs to draft remains such an incredible crapshoot. Czabe gets on record as to which ones will be any good, and the one or two inevitable rubber chickens in the bag. Betting on the draft is becoming big, and Charch has some sweet long shots. Also, he's driving all the way to North Dakota to see Brian Regan in person. MORE . . . Our Sponsors:* Check out Indeed: indeed.com/CZABE* Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE* Visit Tecovas in store or go to tecovas.com and find your new favorite pair of boots today!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy