"It's All About That Double Pooper"

Time to "get your story straight" on the NFL Draft. If only teams could know for sure, which QB's are gonna suck, and which ones will be good. NOTORIOUS J-A-Y joins the show, and we talk about Mel Kiper, Todd McShay, bust rates, Gregg Doyel, the Swifties, white cornerbacks, and the long-awaited reuniting of Reggie Bush and his Heisman Trophy. MORE.....Our Sponsors:* Check out Tecovas for "first-wear" comfort at Tecovas.com.* Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE* Go to badlandsfood.com/Czabe to get up to 50% off your regular-priced dog food order with a 90-day money-back guarantee with Badlands Ranch Pets.* Need to hire? You need Indeed! Get your $75 sponsored job credit by going to: indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe hooks up with his boy PAUL CHARCHIAN to discuss...1 His Brother's New Video Game2 AI Coding3 Trade Down, It's Science4 Mic Drop Babies5 Anthony Edwards Plays With Joy6 Mock Draft Fevah7 Be "Aggressive"8 Good Samaritan Crash Dummy9 Helmet Frenzy10 Non-CompetesOur Sponsors:* Check out Tecovas for "first-wear" comfort at Tecovas.com.* Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE* Go to badlandsfood.com/Czabe to get up to 50% off your regular-priced dog food order with a 90-day money-back guarantee with Badlands Ranch Pets.* Need to hire? You need Indeed! Get your $75 sponsored job credit by going to: indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe talks about the Rockies hitting coach Hensley Meulens "driving" the team plane and getting in hot water with the FAA. Mr. Charter Flight himself STEVE BUCKHANTZ joins the pod to talk about the stuff that used to go on when he flew charter with the Bullets/Wizards. Also the NBA has turned down the free throws and fouls, will it lead to a better product. The wrangling over TikTok has begun, and if you want to kill yourself at 33, The Netherlands will help you out. MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out Tecovas for "first-wear" comfort at Tecovas.com.* Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE* Go to badlandsfood.com/Czabe to get up to 50% off your regular-priced dog food order with a 90-day money-back guarantee with Badlands Ranch Pets.* Need to hire? You need Indeed! Get your $75 sponsored job credit by going to: indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

You will encounter gross incompetence in life, young Jedi. It will stun you. It will infuriate. But, you must try to navigate around it. ANDY POLLIN joins to discuss the NFL Draft, pay tribute to Howie Schwab, and explain why Jayden Daniels' agent was chirping after a "speed dating" visit to the Commanders. Is the NFL getting any better at doing this? The draft used to be in... (checks Wikipedia) November? Rally 'round Caitlyn gets absurd. The NBA has made its gambling bed, and now they must lie in it. MORE.....Our Sponsors:* Check out Tecovas for "first-wear" comfort at Tecovas.com.* Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE* Go to badlandsfood.com/Czabe to get up to 50% off your regular-priced dog food order with a 90-day money-back guarantee with Badlands Ranch Pets.* Need to hire? You need Indeed! Get your $75 sponsored job credit by going to: indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

So that didn't take long. We have our first NBA player suspended "for life" for betting against his own team, and also faking bogus injuries to affect his prop bet totals. Reality is, nobody will care. Rory turns down $850M. Maybe. Caitlyn Clark pay cut? MR X joins me to talk gambling and why bookies "breaking kneecaps" is more Hollywood that reality. Also how he plays season totals in baseball, his record on them, and why sometimes the lines wiggle and jump before pushing off from shore. MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out Tecovas for "first-wear" comfort at Tecovas.com.* Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE* Go to badlandsfood.com/Czabe to get up to 50% off your regular-priced dog food order with a 90-day money-back guarantee with Badlands Ranch Pets.* Need to hire? You need Indeed! Get your $75 sponsored job credit by going to: indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe and PAUL CHARCHIAN talk about how knowing what QBs to draft remains such an incredible crapshoot. Czabe gets on record as to which ones will be any good, and the one or two inevitable rubber chickens in the bag. Betting on the draft is becoming big, and Charch has some sweet long shots. Also, he's driving all the way to North Dakota to see Brian Regan in person. MORE . . . Our Sponsors:* Check out Tecovas for "first-wear" comfort at Tecovas.com.* Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE* Go to badlandsfood.com/Czabe to get up to 50% off your regular-priced dog food order with a 90-day money-back guarantee with Badlands Ranch Pets.* Need to hire? You need Indeed! Get your $75 sponsored job credit by going to: indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The WNBA had a monster turnout for Caitlyn Clark's induction to the W. But how about the head-turning from these ladies all glammed up on the "Orange" carpet? Donald Rumself once ripped the IRS. Masters podcast feedback. Nitpicking Vern and Nantz's final calls. BRYANT HATCHER joins the fray to talk QBs in the NFL draft, Boban's Free Chicken, John Wayne Bobbitt can't catch a break, and whether he will play all the holes at my golf tournament this year.Our Sponsors:* Check out Tecovas for "first-wear" comfort at Tecovas.com.* Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE* Go to badlandsfood.com/Czabe to get up to 50% off your regular-priced dog food order with a 90-day money-back guarantee with Badlands Ranch Pets.* Need to hire? You need Indeed! Get your $75 sponsored job credit by going to: indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Pre-tournament favorite Scottie Scheffler wins the Masters, with a hammer-close on the back nine on Sunday. ANDY POLLIN joins me, and wait til you hear his "casual golf fan" description of why Scottie doesn't do much for him. Also, what's it like to shovel coal into the sports radio steam engine in NYC? Caitlyn Clark slays it on SNL, and more!Our Sponsors:* Check out Tecovas for "first-wear" comfort at Tecovas.com.* Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE* Go to badlandsfood.com/Czabe to get up to 50% off your regular-priced dog food order with a 90-day money-back guarantee with Badlands Ranch Pets.* Need to hire? You need Indeed! Get your $75 sponsored job credit by going to: indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe tries a new combination of some of the most loved - and hated - guests in his rotation. CAROL MALONEY and NOTORIOUS J-A-Y. Carol talks about her trip to the Women's Final Four, and her deep Iowa basketball roots. Why the UConn jealousy? Calipari. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Eat the whole menu for $66. Carnivore Diet vs. Vegan. MORE . . . Our Sponsors:* Check out Tecovas for "first-wear" comfort at Tecovas.com.* Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE* Go to badlandsfood.com/Czabe to get up to 50% off your regular-priced dog food order with a 90-day money-back guarantee with Badlands Ranch Pets.* Need to hire? You need Indeed! Get your $75 sponsored job credit by going to: indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The eclipse was cool - I guess - for 4 minutes. But man, some people's reactions and takes on the eclipse were just bonkers stupid. I welcome back PAUL CHARCHIAN and explain why I needed a "load management" day. Also, UConn finishes what it's started. Coach Cal gets out of dodge, while strollering his doggo. The country runs on chicken and Wal-Mart. Cicada talk. Charch might drive to North Dakota for a comedy show. MORE . . .Our Sponsors:* Check out Tecovas for "first-wear" comfort at Tecovas.com.* Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/CZABE* Go to badlandsfood.com/Czabe to get up to 50% off your regular-priced dog food order with a 90-day money-back guarantee with Badlands Ranch Pets.* Need to hire? You need Indeed! Get your $75 sponsored job credit by going to: indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy