<a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/870751/open_sms">Send a text</a>At a loss of how to help with Eliza&apos;s case, Johnnie looks to Jim Jam for advice.

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Ep 5. A Fruitless Flashback

<a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/870751/open_sms">Send a text</a>Welcome to the post-holiday slump! Shake off those winter blues with this classic from the Steely Mans!

CRAP Extra: Puffy Coat Blues

<a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/870751/open_sms">Send a text</a>Beth follows a lead on Johnnie but not without baaaad consequences.

Ep 7. Goatastrophe

<a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/870751/open_sms">Send a text</a>Pull up a seat as the team records Ep. 5: A Fruitless Flashback.

Blooper Track: Episode 5

<a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/870751/open_sms">Send a text</a>Beth looks for leads surrounding her sister&apos;s disappearance; though, new arrivals may make matters more messy.

Ep 6. A(u)nticipation

<a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/870751/open_sms">Send a text</a>Take a listen behind the scenes of the second virtual episode recorded at the onset of the pandemic.

Blooper Track: Episode 4

<a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/870751/open_sms">Send a text</a>Listen behind the scenes of the first of two virtual episodes that the team recorded during the onset of the pandemic.

Blooper Track: Episode 3

<a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/870751/open_sms">Send a text</a>Beth tries to  remedy a snafu in Charlie&apos;s case, even when it leads her to a hot spot she&apos;d rather avoid.

Ep 4. Coverless Concerto

<a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/870751/open_sms">Send a text</a>An intriguing teaser trailer for the long-awaited fourth chapter of CRAP NOIR.

Trailer: Ep 4. Coverless Concerto (CRAP NOIR Extra)

<a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/870751/open_sms">Send a text</a>We interrupt this podcast for a brief message from our writer.

Happy Thanksgiving from CRAP NOIR!

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We are CRAP NOIR – a podcast team dedicated to bringing you some subpar jokes along with a moderately funny twist on the classic noir genre and detective radio shows of years past. Beth is a downtrodden twenty-something – completely SHOCKED that no one wants to hire her with her oddly specific and definitely legitimate Master’s degree in Detective Literature. She spends her time searching Craiglist for jobs that require her highly-sought-after expertise, thanks to the free WiFi at local New Jersey coffee shop, The Big Steam. She bugs her favorite mediocre barista, Jim Jam, for hours on end so her mother believes she isn’t an unemployable failure. Luckily for Beth, her first case finally emerges when friendly farm chicken, Esmeralda, disappears. Time to see if Beth’s degree holds up in the real-world! Follow us on Twitter, Tumblr, and Instagram @crapnoir