Nick Turned Down $2 Million

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan welcome Brendan Fitzgibbons (@the_brendanfitzgibbons). They talk about Brendan's book "Greetings from Your Mind," Clayface, the best versions of happy birthday, Cub Scouts, Neutral Milk Hotel, the Flintstones, the Great Pyramids. The guys also play Rank Them.@nick_cobb78 | @ryanconnercomedyPre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a KitchenNick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobbSee Ryan on the road:November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy NestNovember 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show***December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of ComedyJanuary 14 – Fort Worth – HyenasJanuary 15 – Austin – 29th Street BallroomJanuary 16 – Houston – The Club at RudzJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin TheatreJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny BoneJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl StreetFebruary 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The LyricFebruary 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug TheatreFebruary 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy ClubFebruary 20 – Portland – Mississippi StudiosFebruary 21 – Bend, OR – The CapitolFebruary 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy ClubFebruary 26 – Boston, MA – The RockwellFebruary 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale TheatreMarch 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan welcome JB Ball (@jbballcomedy), the first guest in Conner vs Cobb history. They talk about intro music and milking the walk, Nick is running for every office, Walter White's house, our future avatars, aggressive squirrels, a guy named Jaythan, and testosterone blockers. The guys and JB also play Rank Them.Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a KitchenNick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobbSee Ryan on the road:November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy NestNovember 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show***December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of ComedyJanuary 14 – Fort Worth – HyenasJanuary 15 – Austin – 29th Street BallroomJanuary 16 – Houston – The Club at RudzJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin TheatreJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny BoneJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl StreetFebruary 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The LyricFebruary 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug TheatreFebruary 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy ClubFebruary 20 – Portland – Mississippi StudiosFebruary 21 – Bend, OR – The CapitolFebruary 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy ClubFebruary 26 – Boston, MA – The RockwellFebruary 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale TheatreMarch 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, the guys talk about Elizabeth Holmes, a professor who peed on six backpacks, bird smuggling, and stolen valor. Also, ChatGPT tries to fix the podcast, Finally, they play a pretty damn good Rank Them.Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a KitchenNick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobbSee Ryan on the road:October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootNovember 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy NestNovember 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show***December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of ComedyJanuary 14 – Fort Worth – HyenasJanuary 15 – Austin – 29th Street BallroomJanuary 16 – Houston – The Club at RudzJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin TheatreJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny BoneJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl StreetFebruary 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The LyricFebruary 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug TheatreFebruary 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy ClubFebruary 20 – Portland – Mississippi StudiosFebruary 21 – Bend, OR – The CapitolFebruary 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy ClubFebruary 26 – Boston, MA – The RockwellFebruary 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale TheatreMarch 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books

Nick and Ryan welcome back an old sponsor who has gone blue, talk about weird corporate promo texts, and Nick turns down $8M.Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a KitchenNick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobbSee Ryan on the road:October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootNovember 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy NestNovember 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show***December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of ComedyJanuary 14 – Fort Worth – HyenasJanuary 15 – Austin – 29th Street BallroomJanuary 16 – Houston – The Club at RudzJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin TheatreJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny BoneJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl StreetFebruary 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The LyricFebruary 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug TheatreFebruary 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy ClubFebruary 20 – Portland – Mississippi StudiosFebruary 21 – Bend, OR – The CapitolFebruary 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy ClubFebruary 26 – Boston, MA – The RockwellFebruary 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale TheatreMarch 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books

Nick and Ryan talk about Cameo for eulogies, Noah's Ark, the botched execution, and we get to know Nick Cobb a little better.Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a KitchenNick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobbSee Ryan on the road:October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootNovember 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy NestNovember 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show***December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of ComedyJanuary 14 – Fort Worth – HyenasJanuary 15 – Austin – 29th Street BallroomJanuary 16 – Houston – The Club at RudzJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin TheatreJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny BoneJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl StreetFebruary 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The LyricFebruary 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug TheatreFebruary 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy ClubFebruary 20 – Portland – Mississippi StudiosFebruary 21 – Bend, OR – The CapitolFebruary 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy ClubFebruary 26 – Boston, MA – The RockwellFebruary 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale TheatreMarch 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books

Nick and Ryan talk about Walmart customer service, a revolution in sandwiches, how to get out of a port-a-potty, Paranormal Activity on Broadway, Shark News, Tommy Wiseau, and a rapid burrito delivery system.Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a KitchenNick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobbSee Ryan on the road:October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootNovember 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy NestNovember 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show***December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of ComedyJanuary 14 – Fort Worth – HyenasJanuary 15 – Austin – 29th Street BallroomJanuary 16 – Houston – tickets TBAJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin TheatreJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny BoneJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl StreetFebruary 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The LyricFebruary 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug TheatreFebruary 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy ClubFebruary 20 – Portland – Mississippi StudiosFebruary 21 – Bend, OR – The CapitolFebruary 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy ClubFebruary 26 – Boston, MA – The RockwellFebruary 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale TheatreMarch 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about being woefully unprepared on Naked and Afraid, Grindr crashing during the Republican Convention, a colonoscopy turning into a roast, and Rank Them!!!Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a KitchenNick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobbSee Ryan on the road:October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootNovember 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy NestNovember 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBADecember 10-13 – Edmonton – House of ComedyJanuary 14 - Fort Worth - tickets TBAJanuary 15 - Austin - tickets TBAJanuary 16 - Houston - tickets TBAJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBAJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBAJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBAFebruary 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBAFebruary 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBAFebruary 18 – Seattle – tickets TBAFebruary 20 – Portland – tickets TBAFebruary 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBAFebruary 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBAFebruary 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBAMarch 12-13 - Tucson Festival of Books

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, the "men" discuss the joys of audiobook recording, the rampant disrespect toward grave diggers, what 666 actually means, misquoting Will Sutton, naked DoorDash'ing BK, Filet O' Fish abroad and returning blueberries to Costco. They solve the AirBnB problem and end it with a rousing Rank Them!!!Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a KitchenNick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobbSee Ryan on the road:October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootNovember 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBANovember 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBADecember 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBAJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBAJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBAJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBAFebruary 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBAFebruary 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBAFebruary 18 – Seattle – tickets TBAFebruary 20 – Portland – tickets TBAFebruary 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBAFebruary 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBAFebruary 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan breaks down his massage, Nick fixes low pay for teachers, Trump gold coins and high school football stadiums. They also guess the review and play Rank Them.Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a KitchenNick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobbSee Ryan on the road:October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootNovember 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBANovember 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBADecember 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBAJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBAJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBAJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBAFebruary 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBAFebruary 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBAFebruary 18 – Seattle – tickets TBAFebruary 20 – Portland – tickets TBAFebruary 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBAFebruary 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBAFebruary 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, they discuss Alone, Naked and Afraid, a hypothetical situation about the Masters, sniffing crimes, administration fees, Wolfie's cone, parking in Ryan's driveway, the Pope mummies, the Army and GTA. They also play Rank Them and a bonus game.Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a KitchenNick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobbSee Ryan on the road:October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootNovember 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBANovember 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBADecember 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBAJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBAJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBAJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBAFebruary 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBAFebruary 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBAFebruary 18 – Seattle – tickets TBAFebruary 20 – Portland – tickets TBAFebruary 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBAFebruary 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBAFebruary 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA